What are the worst names of people you have actually met?

I have not actually met anyone with a horrible name... All though the other day I called a guy named Dick Burger

My neighbour's name is Kelly Kelly.

Worst as in how? Strange, what?

One I think of was a guy from West Virginia I worked with in the summer when I was in college. He couldn't read or write. His name was Shirley Burkes. "Boy named Sue"?

I've met quite a few kids with horrible names. The worst by far was a little boy named Peerless. I still can't figure out how his parents could do that to a child. At least a name like Precious, which is still awful, I can understand the reasoning behind.

Dorky and Porky , George Bush no I never met him before but I can see his face does that count?

> Worst as in how? Strange, what?
>
> One I think of was a guy from West Virginia I worked with in the summer
> when I was in college. He couldn't read or write. His name was Shirley
> Burkes. "Boy named Sue"?

That is so darn funny I would be rolling around and laughing so hard a man named Shirley hee hee boy named
Sue I like that oh my what next we wonder

Harry Ball. Summer and her sister Spring.

I can't think of any I've met, but a friend told me (it may have just been a joke) about a girl named Latrina.

I don't know Apple's a pretty crapty name for your kid, there's also this art teacher whose daugther's name is Espeth, I don't know maybe that the noise she made when the baby was conceived.

Harry Knipple, Sharon Peters, and someone with the last name Dickinsheets (can't remember their first name) are a few. I used to work collection for the gas company when I was in college, so every morning I'd get a stack of names of people I needed to call. There were some great ones, too.

Just a biatchy old woman who used to be our next door neighbor years ago...Mrs Sidebottom.

> I have not actually met anyone
> with a horrible name... All
> though the other day I called
> a guy named Dick Burger

When I've been doing the Allstate customer satisfaction calls, I've gotten Richard Dick (Dick Dick), Blanca Blanca, Weelee Wong & Princess Bigwhip (it was her real name & was even on her answering machine). On another customer satisfaction project, this one for Bank of America, I got a guy named Marijauna Roberts & a guy who had the last name of Glasscock. I've gotten a lot of other strange names, but those are the most memorable.

I know a girl whos real name is Frosty Jello. She got in trouble, I cant recall what it was , but she got her name in the paper, and sounded even funnier. I do feel sorry for her, her mom is one of those people they make blond jokes about. She goes by the name Frost, or Frosty.

I can't think of any.

Jim Shue, My Ho.

Can't think of any right now.

One of my college classmates was named Richard Weed (as in Dick). He was pretty good-natured about it, though.

I can't think of any.

Ben Dover
Gloria Stits
Canny Lingus

My parents used to know someone named "Gertie."

There was this lady named Charmin.
Her parents were toilet-paper fetishists?

Cant recall........ I had a post in forum recently where a customer gave me a credit card and her christian name was "Sweet" and her surname was "Freedom"

Pesi and Gool
I'm not kidding. They are Italian names. Must not be popular ones either it's the only time I've heard them.

Shaun Beaver is a favourite of mine. (think shorn)

John Head, Sharon Hole, Jasmine Loose, I can't remember the rest.

They were patients, so I could not say.

Jebadiah Blue Beard, is the only one that comes to mind. I know I've talked to people on the phone with names like, Sharon Dicks, Sharon Cox, Ham Bacon.. I've got more but my brain hurts.