Have you ever done something that was inappropriate and/or stupid for that occasion?

Probably.

not really

I know someone who did: My sister and her hubby, before they were married, were working on the farm, burning off a wheat field. They got into an argument (screaming match) in the middle of this burning wheat field. Looking back they can laugh at the ridiculousness of it, but at the time it was pretty stupid.

Maybe when I was a kid, giggling when it wasn't appropriate, etc. I can't think of anything as an adult, though.
At my mother-in-law's funeral, a woman that was dating hubby's cousin came over to us, and said in a snotty voice "Kids that young don't belong at a funeral!!" She was talking about my then 4 yr old daughter. Isn't that inappropriate to say (deliberately for everyone to hear) to/in front of a man who's mom just died, just because he brought his kids to the funeral? (Our daughter was still and quiet through the whole thing, too) She said it before the service was started.

I have, and I was horribly embarrassed... It was my first day at a job. There were 5 of us in this tiny little room for training. It was hot.. I coughed. and then immediately farted SO loud... and everyone ran to a corner of the room cracking up. I almost died..

Not that I can remember. Probably as a kid.

Should they have been running from the fire?

Surely quite frequently.

Not that I can remember

> I have, and I was horribly embarrassed... It was my first day at a
> job. There were 5 of us in this tiny little room for training. It
> was hot.. I coughed. and then immediately farted SO loud... and everyone
> ran to a corner of the room cracking up. I almost died..

Oh my god this is terrible I would be so embarrassed gee

Everything I do is appropriate by decee, in Pomerania.

I wanna live in Pomerania

Come! We need the tourism dollars!

Yes. I have a bad habit of saying things without thinking.

God yes .... all the time (no farting tho, I'm considered a lady. I "break wind" subtly!!!)

I went to visit my sister-in-law at the hospital w. when she had her 2nd child & I had a few drinks and threw up in the bathroom in her hospital room. I don't drink anymore. That's just one horror story.

Said the wrong thing with the wrong person standing behind me and I wasn't aware they were there. It's happened to me twice. One time resulted in a major physical fight but I was a teen ager.

Like Bridget Jones at the Tarts and Vicars Party?

Yes. "inappropriate and/or stupid for that occasion" is my middle name.

Yes, but I don't have a good index to the memory, so I can't just call it up. But, I'm quite sure I've done this a few times.

Probably, but I can't think of any one instance right now. Oh wait! Yes, when I was 15 - I rode on the hood of an Oldsmobile with my best friend while her sister drove down the highway around 60. The highway wasn't yet open for public use, it was still being constructed but the part we were on was complete. (I was dared ... at 15, you're invincible. No way I was going to NOT do it.)

Yes it was actually this morning that while a guy with bad acme in my care class was laughing at something with his friends I asked him what the marks on the sides of his face where, was if I thought he injuried or cut the side of his face. When I asked he just went quiet and rubbed his face looked the floor before me and muttered something.

Oh yeah and I almost forgot the standing naked in front of the window while my neighbours had a family easter party.

By your own standards?

I don't really think of honest mistakes or social blunders as inappropriate or stupid. I don't really see anything productive coming from beating yourself like that. Well..... I can understand how the Sturgis rally example would be stupid, though.

Yes, sometimes I don't know how to shut up and think that everyone has my sense of humor. I forget that not everyone thinks what I do is funny and that is how innapropriate is as inappropriate does.

Oh. By my standards, telling jokes that other people don't think are funny wouldn't be considered inappropriate. In fact, I think it should be actively encouraged, with a hearty laugh at the end. And then when you stop laughing long enough to notice no one else is laughing, you laugh at that.

You have a huge cylinder of nitrous oxide hooked up to you at all times, don't you?

I don't know if you were asking me, but I don't need one.

You should hear some of the jokes that get cracked during a resuscitation attempt...

I've certainly laughed at inappropriate comments. I'm not sure I've done anything majorly inappropriate like this though.

Yes, but won't go into details... Don't think the statute of limitations has passed yet...

Yes, came under-dressed for a few occasions. It wasn't deliberate. Nothing super exiting.

Oh yeah, one time I sort of told of my dad when we had company. He was kinda being a dick, in a passive aggressive manner, so I just told him off. I don't really regret it though. He did deserve it and I don't think it wouldn't have done any good telling him off later rather than immediately after, looking back at it.

> Maybe when I was a kid, giggling when it
> wasn't appropriate, etc. I can't think of
> anything as an adult, though.
> At my mother-in-law's funeral, a woman that
> was dating hubby's cousin came over to us,
> and said in a snotty voice "Kids that young
> don't belong at a funeral!!" She was talking
> about my then 4 yr old daughter. Isn't that
> inappropriate to say (deliberately for everyone
> to hear) to/in front of a man who's mom just
> died, just because he brought his kids to
> the funeral? (Our daughter was still and
> quiet through the whole thing, too) She
> said it before the service was started.

If that had been me, once outside I woulda walked up right next to her, & pretended to drop my purse & then I woulda bent over, with said ass in air, (preferably next to her face) & let a loud fart rip. ''Smell my deadly fumes of fury dog''

> If that had been me, once outside I woulda
> walked up right next to her, & pretended
> to drop my purse & then I woulda bent over,
> with said ass in air, (preferably next to
> her face) & let a loud fart rip. ''Smell
> my deadly fumes of fury dog''

At the burial she was still sort of "tsking" in a most self righteous manner and looked disgusted that I was sitting with immediate family under the tarp, in those seats designated for immediate and spouses. I mean like shocked and disgusted, as though I didn't belong there. James sat down beside me and she just watched. I guess she must have asked who we were at that point, and I hope she felt like a moron.

> |> If that had been me, once outside I
> woulda
> |> walked up right next to her, & pretended
> |> to drop my purse & then I woulda bent
> over,
> |> with said ass in air, (preferably next
> to
> |> her face) & let a loud fart rip. ''Smell
> |> my deadly fumes of fury dog''
>
>
> At the burial she was still sort of "tsking"
> in a most self righteous manner and looked
> disgusted that I was sitting with immediate
> family under the tarp, in those seats designated
> for immediate and spouses. I mean like shocked
> and disgusted, as though I didn't belong
> there. James sat down beside me and she
> just watched. I guess she must have asked
> who we were at that point, and I hope she
> felt like a moron.
>
>
I hope she did too. She sounds like a jerk.

No.

> You should hear some of the jokes that get cracked during a resuscitation attempt...

Well, if I should, then will you please share?