If you could personalize your own t-shirt what would you put on it?

posted 16-Jun-2007 6:57pm

Probably something to do with Poker or Kai

LindaH

posted 16-Jun-2007 8:46pm

I've thought of a lot of ideas. For my own t-shirt, I might put something silly, like "I didn't lose my grip on reality, I deliberately let go" or "I got sucked into an interdimentional vortex and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
A shirt to give to someone who likes to fish: "Tie flies when you're having fun"

JessicaWoman99

posted 16-Jun-2007 10:07pm

I would put on my t-shirt( Do Not Mess with this dog)

ultamate

posted 17-Jun-2007 12:04am

I thought about killing myself.... but I'd rather stick around and annoy the hell out of you?

Galomorro

posted 17-Jun-2007 12:11am

I have so many things I'd like to put on T-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts but only occasionally do I have the money to get one custom made for me. www.neighborhoodies.com is GREAT for this sort of thing. They will put ANYthing on a shirt, etc. and they have lots of different fonts and grafix. I think if I had the money to get some new ones made, maybe "I Stop for Garage Sales" or a new "Garage Saling" or another favorite neighborhood or park like "Twin Peaks Park" or music ones like "I (heart icon) fado" or "... rancho folclorico" or "... samba." I love this sort of thing.

posted 17-Jun-2007 12:33am

"I spent the weekend with Typhoid Brady and all I got was this lousy cold!"
My 3 year old nephew Brady gets a sniffle and every one else ends up bedridden for a week and I'm slowly getting there.

Melf

posted 17-Jun-2007 2:20am

I really don't know. I'd have to think for a while about it. It wouldn't be a quote.

Frostbrand

posted 17-Jun-2007 4:49am

"Real Men Watch Gilmore Girls"

Otter

posted 17-Jun-2007 8:37am

The ten barreled Vulcan mini gun manufactured by General Electric, superimposed over the Capital GE logo over the motto "We bring good things to life!"

bill

posted 17-Jun-2007 8:57am

*blank*

Otter

posted 17-Jun-2007 12:28pm

This shirt intentionally left blank

Enheduanna

posted 17-Jun-2007 12:29pm

It would have the letters "bco" in a circle with a line drawn through it.

JessicaWoman99

posted 17-Jun-2007 3:22pm

( No.1 dog)

cabinfever

posted 17-Jun-2007 3:34pm

Oh... so many possibilities!

"If only men were as satisfying as chocolate"
"A hard-on does not count as personal growth"
"I want it all, and I want it delivered by cute naked men"
"Easy there, Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini"
"Back to your bridge, you evil troll... you have no powers here!"
"Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge!"
"Well! Aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need"
"Inside this fat girl is a skinny one just screaming to get out.... she didn't like the BBQ sauce I doused her with"

Cain

posted 17-Jun-2007 4:43pm

Oddly enough, I just did. It said -

'You should see the size of my Dad'

Melf

(reply to cabinfever) posted 17-Jun-2007 5:30pm

> "Inside this fat girl is a skinny one just screaming to get out.... she didn't like the BBQ sauce I doused
> her with"
>

ElvisFan67

posted 17-Jun-2007 6:49pm

I hardly ever wear t-shirts.

posted 17-Jun-2007 9:52pm

Something really witty. Preferably like one of those jokes only 2% of the population will get.

(reply to gambler) posted 17-Jun-2007 9:52pm

> Probably something to do with Poker or Kai

Hey, I was at work today, and totally saw this tie for you. It had like card and poker stuff on it. I thought of you immidiately.

Gomezy3k

posted 18-Jun-2007 12:17am

Oh man..so many things, not enough shirts...

"I am not anti-social, I just hate people"
"Speak English or get the F*** out"
"Gun Control is putting all your shots in the kill zone"
"Feminism is a way for ugly women to be important"
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

Sparky5115

posted 18-Jun-2007 12:58am

Michael Moore for President

(reply to cabinfever) posted 18-Jun-2007 3:05am

I love this one-
"Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge!"

(reply to Gomezy3k) posted 18-Jun-2007 3:06am

I have one that says this-
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

posted 18-Jun-2007 3:08am

I'd like a shirt that says -
"All I need to know I learned from Xena Warrior Princess'

(reply to Iseult) posted 18-Jun-2007 8:36am

I am touched! .......... I often think of you too (christ, I hope my wife doesnt log on here?

)

Lahdee

posted 18-Jun-2007 8:41am

The front would say "I'm a weirdo magnet" and the back would say "You are living proof".

Jody

posted 18-Jun-2007 9:41am

It's not about you.

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Jun-2007 9:58am

Really? I'm curious, when do you think of me?

Ps. I have all the respect for your wife.

posted 18-Jun-2007 10:50am

My friends did that for me...my favorite is "I DON'T KNOW" on the front. And on the back it says "WTF!?"
It's for all those times people bombard me with questions about who's and what's and where's when I am somewhere, I don't know whether or not to be flattered or annoyed that people think I have the answer for every thing. My next t would say "I HAVE AN AVERSION TO QUESTIONS" or "I HAVE NOT THE ANSWER YOU SEEK" . Really, it's questions after questions that really make my head hurt having to come up with an answer. maybe I could just start pulling answers out of my ass...hey, there's a T "I PULL ANSWERS OUT OF MY ARSE". than people would ask someone else and let me enjoy a weekend without having to work once in a while.

(reply to Iseult) posted 18-Jun-2007 10:54am

> Something really witty. Preferably like one of
> those jokes only 2% of the population will get.
>

I don't get it...

(reply to RGirl) posted 18-Jun-2007 10:55am

OOOOOOH!!!!! One for me too!!!!!!

(reply to Iseult) posted 18-Jun-2007 10:55am

When I log on, to SC, Amy (which is everyday) you are one of a select few, who I wouldn't mind having a drink or coffee with....... I think I answered in a survey "Which SC User would you most like to meet?" and I named you as one

Regards David

Wackadoo

posted 18-Jun-2007 11:14am

Speak English Or Get The Fudge Out!!

chikachikaboom

posted 18-Jun-2007 12:42pm

I'm hungry and tired and I want to go home.

FordGuy

posted 18-Jun-2007 1:01pm

I think I'd just put grease and spaghetti stains on it.

thecomic22

posted 18-Jun-2007 2:07pm

''Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder''

EyesOfCharisma

posted 18-Jun-2007 5:49pm

I would put ....."Fudging classy"

JessicaWoman99

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Jun-2007 9:11pm

> I am touched! .......... I often think of you too (christ, I hope
> my wife doesnt log on here?

)

Oh honey I am home where is he oh Gambler my hubby

(reply to cloudhugger) posted 19-Jun-2007 12:22am

Do you ever watch Simpsons or Family Guy and find jokes that you don't understand? In fact nobody you know understands them. Maybe this one guy will kind of get it. But people who get it, get it.

Those are the obscure jokes that only 2% of the population will understand. For example, I will make a joke about something to do with igneous rocks. Very few people know anything about rocks, but any geologist around me will be LOLing.

(reply to gambler) posted 19-Jun-2007 12:26am

Well, if you're ever in TO give me a call. Or even better, I'll come and say hi to you down in Jamaica. Or what do you know, I am planning on coming to live in England (in app. three years), maybe we'll meet there.

(reply to Iseult) posted 19-Jun-2007 12:39am

I was joking about being in the 98%tile.

(reply to cloudhugger) posted 19-Jun-2007 10:11am

Oh.

LOL.

Zang

posted 19-Jun-2007 12:34pm

One of my buddies has printer that can take images of the Internet and turn them into iron on transfers. I was thinking of doing some like this:

LindaH

posted 19-Jun-2007 3:44pm

(reply to Iseult) posted 19-Jun-2007 4:42pm

I may just do that