If you could personalize your own t-shirt what would you put on it?

But I could... and I wouldn't.

Probably something to do with Poker or Kai

I've thought of a lot of ideas. For my own t-shirt, I might put something silly, like "I didn't lose my grip on reality, I deliberately let go" or "I got sucked into an interdimentional vortex and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
A shirt to give to someone who likes to fish: "Tie flies when you're having fun"

I would put on my t-shirt( Do Not Mess with this dog)

I thought about killing myself.... but I'd rather stick around and annoy the hell out of you?

I have so many things I'd like to put on T-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts but only occasionally do I have the money to get one custom made for me. www.neighborhoodies.com is GREAT for this sort of thing. They will put ANYthing on a shirt, etc. and they have lots of different fonts and grafix. I think if I had the money to get some new ones made, maybe "I Stop for Garage Sales" or a new "Garage Saling" or another favorite neighborhood or park like "Twin Peaks Park" or music ones like "I (heart icon) fado" or "... rancho folclorico" or "... samba." I love this sort of thing.

"I spent the weekend with Typhoid Brady and all I got was this lousy cold!"
My 3 year old nephew Brady gets a sniffle and every one else ends up bedridden for a week and I'm slowly getting there.

I really don't know. I'd have to think for a while about it. It wouldn't be a quote.

"Real Men Watch Gilmore Girls"

The ten barreled Vulcan mini gun manufactured by General Electric, superimposed over the Capital GE logo over the motto "We bring good things to life!"

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It would have the letters "bco" in a circle with a line drawn through it.

( No.1 dog)

Oh... so many possibilities!

"If only men were as satisfying as chocolate"
"A hard-on does not count as personal growth"
"I want it all, and I want it delivered by cute naked men"
"Easy there, Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini"
"Back to your bridge, you evil troll... you have no powers here!"
"Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge!"
"Well! Aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need"
"Inside this fat girl is a skinny one just screaming to get out.... she didn't like the BBQ sauce I doused her with"

Oddly enough, I just did. It said -

'You should see the size of my Dad'

> "Inside this fat girl is a skinny one just screaming to get out.... she didn't like the BBQ sauce I doused
> her with"
>

I hardly ever wear t-shirts.

Something really witty. Preferably like one of those jokes only 2% of the population will get.

> Probably something to do with Poker or Kai

Hey, I was at work today, and totally saw this tie for you. It had like card and poker stuff on it. I thought of you immidiately.

Oh man..so many things, not enough shirts...

"I am not anti-social, I just hate people"
"Speak English or get the F*** out"
"Gun Control is putting all your shots in the kill zone"
"Feminism is a way for ugly women to be important"
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

Michael Moore for President

I love this one-
"Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge!"

I have one that says this-
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

I'd like a shirt that says -
"All I need to know I learned from Xena Warrior Princess'

I am touched! .......... I often think of you too (christ, I hope my wife doesnt log on here? )

The front would say "I'm a weirdo magnet" and the back would say "You are living proof".

It's not about you.

Really? I'm curious, when do you think of me?

Ps. I have all the respect for your wife.

My friends did that for me...my favorite is "I DON'T KNOW" on the front. And on the back it says "WTF!?"
It's for all those times people bombard me with questions about who's and what's and where's when I am somewhere, I don't know whether or not to be flattered or annoyed that people think I have the answer for every thing. My next t would say "I HAVE AN AVERSION TO QUESTIONS" or "I HAVE NOT THE ANSWER YOU SEEK" . Really, it's questions after questions that really make my head hurt having to come up with an answer. maybe I could just start pulling answers out of my ass...hey, there's a T "I PULL ANSWERS OUT OF MY ARSE". than people would ask someone else and let me enjoy a weekend without having to work once in a while.

> Something really witty. Preferably like one of
> those jokes only 2% of the population will get.
>

I don't get it...

OOOOOOH!!!!! One for me too!!!!!!

When I log on, to SC, Amy (which is everyday) you are one of a select few, who I wouldn't mind having a drink or coffee with....... I think I answered in a survey "Which SC User would you most like to meet?" and I named you as one

Regards David

Speak English Or Get The Fudge Out!!

I'm hungry and tired and I want to go home.

I think I'd just put grease and spaghetti stains on it.

''Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder''

I would put ....."Fudging classy"

> I am touched! .......... I often think of you too (christ, I hope
> my wife doesnt log on here? )

Oh honey I am home where is he oh Gambler my hubby

Do you ever watch Simpsons or Family Guy and find jokes that you don't understand? In fact nobody you know understands them. Maybe this one guy will kind of get it. But people who get it, get it.

Those are the obscure jokes that only 2% of the population will understand. For example, I will make a joke about something to do with igneous rocks. Very few people know anything about rocks, but any geologist around me will be LOLing.

Well, if you're ever in TO give me a call. Or even better, I'll come and say hi to you down in Jamaica. Or what do you know, I am planning on coming to live in England (in app. three years), maybe we'll meet there.

I was joking about being in the 98%tile.

Oh.

LOL.

One of my buddies has printer that can take images of the Internet and turn them into iron on transfers. I was thinking of doing some like this:

[full]

I may just do that

> I may just do that

I'd tell you to come up for the Caribana, but I won't be in Toronto then.

I don't really want to personalize my own t-shirt. It's easy to do, so if I had thought of something good, I would have already done it. I do have a singlet top with a picture of my son on it and it says Fan Club, but I didn't make this, his Aunty did

I would put...
Feisty, like Carly on General Hospital
on my t-shirt.
I saw it once on a mug.

I would put a rooster on the front w. the text "Say no to cockfighting" on the front & "I'm a cock lover not a cock fighter" on the back. I aways thought would be funny.

My innocent look on it, I don't know an arrow pointing to the left saying 10c.