Is there anything you ever wanted to know but never got around to asking?

Where do baby's come from?

> Where do baby's come from?
why, the stork bring them honey!!!

Really? Damn. All this time I was told that a male & female come together & during copulation the males sperm fertilizes the females egg & a zygote forms within the females body & this eventually becomes a pink chubby bundle 9 months later. MY SCIENCE TEACHER WAS A LIE! He left out anything to do with tinfoil.

Many things, but they are way too complicated to form a question out of.

Is it live or is it Memorex?

Is he going to call or was it just a sex thing?

I've always got around to asking. Wikipedia usually.

I know there are lots of things, but I tend to forget about them soon after I think of them, and so I never find the answers. But I wonder about random things like this all the time.

I'm sure there is a million things, but nothing comes to mind right now.

Who was Murphy? (Murphy's Law)

I can't think of any but I know there are a bunch. Wait, does everyone in the world keep time using the same clock? I ask because in the US thinks are measured in all kinds of crazy ways, Europe and other have the metric system. Everywhere has different money representing different denominations. Different cultures have different calenders. So does everyone keep time the same way? I know there is military time but it is still hours, minutes and seconds.

I wonder why the hell criminals in prison have more rights than law-abiding citizens.

Why are there locks on the doors at the 7-11? They are open 24 hours.

Why is Barry Bonds popular?

Why did the survey creator use 'unfortune' instead of 'misfortune'?

Why does my offspring ask 'why' to every fudging thing I say?

Why does Kyra Sedgwick wear such clownish-looking lipstick in 'The Closer'?

Why does the media report so much bad stuff, and yet won't report hardly anything good that happens?

Why is my Focus getting such crapty 'in town' gas mileage?

Why are there FIVE layers of wallpaper on the walls of my living room?

Why are cigarettes still legal?

Why won't our politicians get their balls together and tell the Saudis we'll give them $30 a barrel for their oil, and if they don't like it, they can kiss our ass? We have Texas and Alaska.

Why don't our politicians get their balls together and tell Big Oil's lobbyists to screw off, and put more funding towards alternative, renewable fuels?

Why can't we all just get along?

Why has the price of Romex suddenly gone through the roof the last six months?

Why aren't child molesters neutered and sent to live on an island by themselves?

Why is this God-forsaken wide spot in the road such a close-minded community?

How the hell did I get so FAT?!?

Good questions!

What are busybodies motives?

Yes, how did they do those Direct TV ads?

> Why did the survey creator use 'unfortune' instead
> of 'misfortune'?

Ooh, I know this one. Pick me, pick me!

Because the survey creator thinks that 'unfortune' is an actual word.

Yes how was a man created and from what?

If I had known it was your survey, I probably wouldn't have mentioned that.

Well at least I know now

Yeah and it's too late now.
Anything I want to know (and it's still possible for me to find out) I just find out.

Other than wondering if there is any intelligent life anywhere in space (including here on earth)..No... Well perhaps if there is a "God"... or for you with dyslexia, "Dog".....

Nothing comes to mind.

There is, but I bet I could find the answer online.

When I think of a really good question, I'll just google it.

That is a great question!

Oh... Is there a name for having an aversion to sitting with your back to a window, and how common is it?

Ok....so what the answer!

Like I would know! It's already at the top of my really good question list

Are lesbians, like straight men, chemically drawn to the nether region scent of a woman?

what makes an ocean wave wave?
(it's fun to find out)

i speak my mind tactfully and if there is a question i find the answer

My great granparents names/history.

No

Yes, why me?

Not really. I can usually find out what I really want to know by doing a search online, or if it's a more personal question, I'd ask the person directly.