Which bodily function would you say is funnier, a burp or a fart?

Bodily functions aren't funny without context.

Hiccups are much funnier than either.

Burps are often funny; farts seldom are.

Pardon my gas
it had to pass
your lucky it didn't come out my ass.

Kids always think farts are funny, sometimes burps smell worse than farts.

Farts are icky...burps are rude

excellent survey!

Fart

Farts. Unless you're eating and it's one of them SBDs.

A burp is less offensive

Depends on the rpm of the anus or that thingy in the back of your throat. Of course, sometimes a squeaky fart can make me chuckle too.

unless someone can talk in burps; farts are funnier

farts, but only when Terrence and Phillip do them. It's never funny IRL.

farts

Neither there both equally nasty,.

Why doesn't the word "fart" have the same respect as the other choices? It's the only word not capitalized, is it somehow a "lesser" choice? I think you're showing your prejudice against "fart" as an answer.

A fart sounds so funny and cracks me up

Neither!

Fart

Either... depends on the situation.

That's a great little rhyme. My kid thinks that farts are hilarious.

Kids are so funny, I loved it when my kids were that age.

*bows* Thanks

Farts have me rolling on the floor everytime

> Farts have me rolling on the floor everytime

It is even funnier when some fat man lets out a fart I cannot contain myself he he he he he he I would just die

I'm sincerely shocked. I don't find anything funny about a burp at all.

Its funny when you get behind some old lady in the grocery store and she toots with every step oh wait that's me

> Why doesn't the word "fart" have the same respect
> as the other choices? It's the only word not
> capitalized, is it somehow a "lesser" choice?
> I think you're showing your prejudice against
> "fart" as an answer.

sorry guess i missed that error.

When I was a teen me and at least three other friends would sit in the bathroom stall at the mall to smoke cigarettes and wait for unsuspecting people to come in and use the bathroom. Most would have at least a little fart and we would laugh uncontrollably. Good times.

It's just because I find the fart far more funny than the burp which I don't find humerous at all.

Yes I saw you and I could smell you the other day at the checkout lines and you gassed so many
people to death shame on you

Farts, absolutely. People are so intensely paranoid about farts that it makes it super funny when someone rips one in a crowded room. Remember the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles? I'm not sure it would have been as funny if everyone had burped instead of farted.

> When I was a teen me and at least three other friends would sit in
> the bathroom stall at the mall to smoke cigarettes and wait for unsuspecting
> people to come in and use the bathroom. Most would have at least a
> little fart and we would laugh uncontrollably. Good times.

I guess you guys didn't have cable back then, eh?

But this was so much better! Let's see, gosh, Diana, Star, Kelly and Kerry, and me. It was lovely being 15 years old!

> Farts, absolutely. People are so intensely paranoid about farts
> that it makes it super funny when someone rips one in a crowded room.
> Remember the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles? I'm not sure
> it would have been as funny if everyone had burped instead of farted.
>

That movie is so hilarious.

Saved that gif. Too funny!

Me either, i hate a burp, ugh.

> Saved that gif. Too funny!

I was in a silly mood last night. I had to send it, couldn't help myself

Yeah, good times back then. I remember being insecure about certain things and fearless about others, but it was good overall.

That was piss in my pants funny!!!

That's one of my favorite scenes, I love that movie.

The fart is way funnier. Especially in an elevator/lift.

Now this really does look a lot like President Bush in the White House it made my day Blondie
I will be rolling around in bed tonight he he he he he he oh my funny bone

> The fart is way funnier. Especially in an elevator/lift.

The gas chamber a good way to execute somebody

It's been years since I've seen it, but the campfire scene is still kinda fresh in my mind. What can I say, farts have a special place in my heart.

A fart. They're always funny.

Fart, without douibt

Farts are way funnier.

ewww what have I done...?
It would totally depend on the sitution. A fine dinin experience, a burp would be hilarious. A fart would not be funny at all.
In the library? Dfinitely a fart would be a chair falling off-er.

Did you ever see the movie Dennis the Menace? Great fart scene in that, I had to put it on low motion frame by frame. Dennis had the bad guy tied up and was feeding him beans next to the campfire. Classic stuff

A story my Mary told me was she was at a friends apartment, and she said she heard something hit the floor and roll down the hallway. Turned out it was the friend farts that sounded like that. She was going to bust trying not to laugh when she figured it out.

OMG that is too funny!Rolling down the hallway. My son discovered a trick with a straw under the arm pit, blow on the straw and it makes a very realistic juicy fart noise, He said he was doing it in one of his classes whenever the teacher wasn't looking, finally the teacher turned around and said "ok,who's farting?" I would have cracked up but my son said he kept a straight face.

yea i saw that one, Slow mo' huh?

> It's been years since I've seen it, but the campfire scene is still
> kinda fresh in my mind. What can I say, farts have a special place
> in my heart.

I remember that scene from Dennis the Menace, that was funny stuff I've not seen that movie in a long time. Now that's some good farting, I would have busted out laughing if I had heard that.

when my dog burp's I think it's hilarious

Both. Depending on who it is coming from. Some people can really make them silly.

Other - depends on the person performing the function and how they do it.

A fart ha ha. I can burp the alphabet though.