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Get the white out
Shoot off a load
Pop your weasel

getting my rocks off.

I don't know why this makes me laugh so much, but "bricking."

Shoot my load and blow my wad

I only know the basics. But I did know what 'bust a nut' was.

I am also British...and I can't think of many at all. I know a few American expressions, but British? I'm not coming up with anything.

I do know that until recently "ejaculated" wasn't limited to its current use. In the Biggles books, the characters are forever ejaculating - but it refers to them saying something suddenly.

Chuck your muck, fire one across the bows, shoot your load, drain your spuds, a dishonourable discharge, spurt your curd, spread your spunk, milm, er... . OK, so maybe I exaggerated. I probably know dozens of masturbation euphemisms, but not so many that relate to the actual ejaculatory act. Maybe this could be the first in a series of surveys (Masturbation, Defecation, Vomiting, etc).

As for 'bust a nut', it might be because I automatically associate the word 'bust' with 'broken'. To me, 'bust a nut' sounds like some horrific sporting injury.

Cum, bust off, shoot/shot off, bombin' away, get your rocks off, blow your wad, nutted, exploded, thats about it.

> Get the white out
> Shoot off a load
> Pop your weasel

Nothing comes to mind.

> |> Get the white out
> |> Shoot off a load
> |> Pop your weasel
>
>

Jerking off in the shower: Drain Babies

Cream of sum yung gai
pearl necklace
baby batter
throat yogurt
Then there are all the common ones like bust a nut, shoot your load, getting your rocks off.

"Baby batter"? That is so gross but so incredibly funny. I bet the pro-lifers would get a heart attack from hearing that!!!

Colourful stuff. I like "get the white out."

Probably so. I thought that it was kinda gross too, but funny. Throat yogurt is kinda gross too.

I like "pop your weasel"

shoot your wad

pt

It's not really a word, it's more of a sound effect. Like a very staccato raspberry. You blow a tiny bubble of air through your lips.

No one has said jizz or splooge yet, so I guess I will.

Cream your twinkie.

I always thought "spunk" sounded sort of funny and where did that euphemism cum from anyway?

Yup. Gross and to the point.

No weasel on me, missy!

"Dump my load" , "Blow my Wad"

> No weasel on me, missy!

Throat yogurt!

Throat Yoghurt is pretty nasty ........... but as said on another thread, I have heard the "stuff" that can collect on a penis if you are not hygenic enough referred to as "Bell End Cheddar" ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jeezus that sounds nasty!!!

Both are nasty & I prefer to have nothing to do with them. But chicks can be nasty too but we won't even go there.