My wife is a racist, what should I do?

Ha ha.

I believe any wife would be upset if you dated another woman. I believe you left something out in this survey.

I thought that this was Zang at first...

you hill larry ose!

That dog!!!

This survey is awesome.

Eat your children.

Some people are just like that. You can't change them; you can only learn to live within their limitations. Or you can leave.

This is a joke, right?

It must be a Zang survey.

Oh, it's not.

This makes no sense... Why would you be dating girls when you have a wife? Does that mean your separated? And besides that, shes probably jealous. And also I think it's normal for people to be racist... Not everyone is going to like every race.... some people just don't like a lot of races... Gees get over it!!

Is she your ex-wife? Because otherwise I wouldn't expect her to accept any of your girlfriends, regardless of their race!

(Must look closer at survey categories).

I think you should just kill your wife, collect the insurance money, and run off with all of your girlfriends. That's what I'd do!

Great survey. Thanks for the laugh!

Maybe it's not racial but the fact that you have outside girlfriends that bothers her.

Now, if this is an "open relationship" she has no reason to dog.

If you have a wife why are you dating someone else she is not racist she is jealous and probably hurt because you have other women when you have a wife

Have you considered screwing around behind her back?

Well perhaps there is little you can do about your wife being so racist and probably the way she was raised as a child, and being in all the wrong crowds, you might just have to put up with it

your married and dating what do you expect her to say

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THEN HE WOULD JUST BE DOING 4 WRONGS

She's not a racist she's just mad you because you keep stealing her girlfriends.

ugh!

Jealous. I think its more that than racist.

I want to say, why are you dating when you are married but this is monkeeee so.....WTF?

Good one!

I think she's not being racist, but upset that you're cheating on her. You're married so you aren't supposed to be dating outside your marriage unless you're legally separated or divorced.

Maybe she's not really racist. Maybe she's just very sexist and really has something against women. If I were you I would just chill with your guy friends and go play poker or something.

Pfft. Typical Mexican.

Be racist towards your Mexican wife? (Suprised you already aren't...)
Does your wife have any boyfriends? Be racist towards them, too. Eye for an eye, ... racism comments for a racist comment.

I thought that, too!

Great minds think alike!

They are who they are, you however are a bigot. Your wife is an idiot for being married to you.
thank you for playing "Why dat!?"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???

He should secretly marry one at a time, then secretly kill them off for the insurance money...one at a time.

I'm sorry! My mind must not have been working when I posted that comment. Thanks, Aunt Cloudy, for giving much better advice than I did.

Party on.

Tell her to buzz off, and that you enjoy the variety of fudging women of other races. And, tell her if she took care of you right in the first place you wouldn't have to be fudging other doges.

*snork*

I'm sorry what am I missing here. You are married, yet dating women?

It's monkeee is what you're missing

...it's monkeeeee

Well, just wanted to pipe in and say that this survey really is a joke: no I'm not dating a Chinese girl, and I'm not even married yet, although yes, I am dating a Mexican girl. I got the idea for this survey when me and my girlfriend were talking about if I were to ever be unfaithful to her, it better not be with a white girl, cause that would make her more mad than anything (she was joking, by the way, she hopes I don't cheat on her with any girl, regardless of race.) I thought about writing a survey about cheating on my girlfriend and having my girlfriend be a racist, but decided that turning girlfriend into wife made the survey a lot funnier. I also wanted to use this slight attention-getter to announce the news: on February 4th I will be deploying to Iraq, so I thought I would come say goodbye to everyone here on Survey Central, at least until August when we are scheduled to return. Don't miss me too much, I hope to be back! And in the chance that I don't survive, I have given one of my friends instructions to come on here to Survey Central and announce the bad news, but hopefully he won't have to. Well, let's hope for the best!

Joe

Very clever

Oh boy... good luck with your deployment. Hope your stay goes quickly.
This really is a very good survey, part of the fun in a monkeeee survey is "catching" people so you did a good job. I was shocked until I saw it was monkeeeee (since being caught myself I always check now).

WTF? I'm assuming that this survey is in jest...oh, it's monkeeeee, I see. Maybe your wife is secretly lusting after your girlfriends and that is why she is pissed off. She's jealous.

It was a very good survey, take care and keep your ass covered. You see how tough it can get here on SC when people don't see it's a monkeee, .....take special care.

Your wife is probably not racist. She is just p***ed off that you are cheating on her. You're freaking MARRIED!

You're wife, you're girlfriends...... Or I see, maybe she is jealous that you are dating other people when you have a wife. But any way I wouldn't have a clue about how to cure racism.

I guess if she's racist she'll just have to get used to the fact that your not racist and understand that she has to respect that fact. If not she'll probably feel obligated to change and became accepting or to leave, that is if she can't accept you'r open mindedness.

Maybe she is jealous. Are you all married and you are dating other women?

I have this problem with many extended family members and sometimes my sister or my significant other will say something off color and I ask them not to talk like that because I find it offensive and then we always get into an argument about the subject and I love them anyway. What can one do?

Shoot her & put her out of her misery.