Have you ever had sex with a vegetable?

posted 17-Dec-2006 5:30pm

No, cant say that I have...

they

posted 17-Dec-2006 5:37pm

No.

romkey

posted 17-Dec-2006 5:44pm

They don't make you sleep in the wet spot.

Maarten

posted 17-Dec-2006 5:58pm

Not this week, no.

posted 17-Dec-2006 6:16pm

Wow... I wish to answer this anonimously right now.

Zang

posted 17-Dec-2006 6:56pm

...it's not that I don't find vegetables sexy...

Well, no actually it is.

posted 17-Dec-2006 8:56pm

No, I have not.

bill

posted 17-Dec-2006 9:50pm

The first girl I ever loved, my high school sweetheart. Sadly, she was involved in a car accident. She survived, but ended up in the hospital. They did several surgeries on her. Her body, her beautiful body, was healed, but she didn't wake up. She remained in a coma. The doctors put a monitor on her brain. They said she was brain dead, a vegetable. Before they unplugged her, one night while I was alone with her, I said good bye, in a special way.

CGTREE

posted 17-Dec-2006 9:54pm

Umm... nope, can't say I have.

CGTREE

(reply to Irene007) posted 17-Dec-2006 9:55pm

Does that mean you have?

Vero21

posted 17-Dec-2006 10:04pm

fudge no

Tommyturtle40

posted 17-Dec-2006 10:19pm

Yes, and it was fun. Hahahahahahhaa.

posted 17-Dec-2006 10:57pm

Since I created this survey

I guess I have to be honest YES I have

(reply to CGTREE) posted 17-Dec-2006 11:07pm

(reply to CynShar) posted 17-Dec-2006 11:11pm

> Since I created this survey

> I guess I have to be honest YES I have

You know... Many people who will say no probably did - they just don't want to admit it. I have to add that my husband picked it - my neighbour came over with a 50lb bag of ...(use your imagination...) and, good God! This crap must have been grown next to a nuclear plant or something!! I guess it's what inspired him - we had never seen any so big!!!

Enheduanna

posted 17-Dec-2006 11:15pm

No.

(reply to Irene007) posted 17-Dec-2006 11:32pm

Honest, no veggies.

(reply to CynShar) posted 18-Dec-2006 12:22am

When I read that, I wont tell you the images that flashed into my head.....imagination is a helluva thing

I WONT ask what I want to ask.................................................. What vegetable was it?

(reply to bill) posted 18-Dec-2006 12:23am

Was I insensitive to just bust out laughing when I read that?

Amanda

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Dec-2006 1:22am

I hope not, because I busted out laughing, too.

(reply to Amanda) posted 18-Dec-2006 1:24am

Your up late good morning............ 1.24am here in Jamaica

Amanda

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Dec-2006 1:29am

So, I'm only an hour behind you? I thought it was more of a time difference than that. Anyhow....yeah, up late. I just got in from work not long ago.

cloudhugger

(reply to Amanda) posted 18-Dec-2006 2:02am

I too, busted up.

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Dec-2006 2:34am

> When I read that, I wont tell you the images
> that flashed into my head.....imagination
> is a helluva thing

>
> I WONT ask what I want to ask..................................................
> What vegetable was it?

ha ha ha
i have used a carrot , zuchini, and a banana

ROCKMAN

posted 18-Dec-2006 5:56am

No, but have used one on a girlfriend before.

ROCKMAN

(reply to gambler, Amanda, cloudhugger) posted 18-Dec-2006 6:00am

I busted up too! Could not help it. I hope he was joking!

bill

(reply to gambler) posted 18-Dec-2006 6:33am

you bastard!

madhatter

posted 18-Dec-2006 6:42am

Nope and have no desire to either

NewYorkForelli

posted 18-Dec-2006 8:45am

NO THANK YOU

(reply to CynShar) posted 18-Dec-2006 8:52am

Nice

Regards David

(reply to bill) posted 18-Dec-2006 8:54am

hahahahahahaha still laughing now.....................

icurok

posted 18-Dec-2006 11:11am

You haven't lived until you've had hot, passionate sex with a bunch of radishes. It really takes fudging to a whole new level. It's hard to describe but it's almost a spiritual experience... like you're touching the face of God... and He's touching you.. and it really stings.. but in a good way.

kirst

posted 18-Dec-2006 1:34pm

An actual vegetable? No. But there was a guy or two who seemed like vegetables in bed!

MiniMary

posted 18-Dec-2006 3:56pm

MiniMary

(reply to CynShar) posted 18-Dec-2006 3:59pm

Should be Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I guess what made you think of this. Did you pass by a salad bar or something?

CGTREE

(reply to Irene007) posted 18-Dec-2006 5:42pm

hypersky

posted 18-Dec-2006 9:49pm

No sex with a vegetable, animal or mineral. Only with consenting adult heterosexual females (I am so predictable about these things...)

hypersky

(reply to bill) posted 18-Dec-2006 9:52pm

How can someone with such a sweet puppy as an avatar be such a whack job? Didja do it after they unplugged her, too? Throw in a bit o' that necrophilia while you're at it, why dontcha?

Jeez, I'm making myself sick here...sorry...

(reply to CynShar) posted 18-Dec-2006 10:42pm

So you didn't do a survey about fruit? The banana I mean.

(reply to RGirl) posted 18-Dec-2006 10:53pm

Yeah, yeah...

bill

(reply to hypersky) posted 19-Dec-2006 7:02am

When someone creates that "Have you ever had sex with a dead vegetable?" survey, I will tell that tale...

EyesOfCharisma

posted 19-Dec-2006 9:32am

ugh... In my younger 20's I did a lot of stupid stuff. I have a lot of 'guy friends' and we played.. "Let's put stuff up Susan, and see what feels the best" So yeah... We were drunk.

mandy

posted 19-Dec-2006 3:15pm

*blush*

hypersky

(reply to bill) posted 20-Dec-2006 5:05pm

Now I'm scared...

autumnlight

(reply to romkey, icurok, bill) posted 21-Dec-2006 4:22am

I'm so glad you guys are here.

romkey

(reply to autumnlight) posted 21-Dec-2006 9:20am

posted 6-Mar-2007 9:07pm

Hey!!!!!!! Funny I ask this question and then I was so embarrassed I stayed away for a couple months.sorry i'm over it and back.....I do apologize if i offended any of my peers

(reply to RGirl) posted 6-Mar-2007 9:11pm

> So you didn't do a survey about fruit? The
> banana I mean.

Well I don't know what i was thinging when I ask the question?? I honestly was embarrased after. I stayed away from survey central b/c of it. Have you ever drank alcohol and just felt like letting it all out??/ Sorry it was kinf of offensive.

(reply to MiniMary) posted 6-Mar-2007 9:13pm

> Should be Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I
> guess what made you think of this. Did you
> pass by a salad bar or something?

Truthfully I just finihed masturbating with a vegie%

(reply to gambler) posted 6-Mar-2007 9:14pm

> Nice

>
> Regards David

Actually it worked LOL

(reply to Irene007) posted 6-Mar-2007 9:16pm

> |> Since I created this survey

> |> I guess I have to be honest YES I have
>
> You know... Many people who will say no probably
> did - they just don't want to admit it.
> I have to add that my husband picked it -
> my neighbour came over with a 50lb bag of
> ...(use your imagination...) and, good God!
> This crap must have been grown next to a
> nuclear plant or something!! I guess it's
> what inspired him - we had never seen any
> so big!!!

>
>

What goes on in someones bedroom.as long as both (or single) are in participant.should be none of anyones' business an dok ?????

(reply to CynShar) posted 6-Mar-2007 11:14pm

I meant that light hearted/sarcastically. I wasn't offended. I don't drink alcohol, but I have said things I regretted later if that is what you mean. I don't think it was that big of a deal.

(reply to RGirl) posted 6-Mar-2007 11:46pm

You know what..this is the only place that i have ever felt comfortable HMMMMMMMMMMM .really thank you

(reply to CynShar) posted 7-Mar-2007 9:11am

OMG your back?