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How do you stop an exploding man?

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Tommyturtle40
posted 6-Dec-2006 8:33am  
The same way you stop all the exploding women.
FordGuy Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 6-Dec-2006 8:46am  
Oh that's easy. Simply put him out.
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator
posted 6-Dec-2006 8:57am  
Quit the band?
icurok
posted 6-Dec-2006 9:17am  
Holy parochial cultural reference, Batman!
Jody
posted 6-Dec-2006 9:26am  
You don't, you get out of the way. Which reminds me of a riddle: What do you get when you put a bomb on the kitchen floor? Linoleum Blown-apart!
hypersky
posted 6-Dec-2006 9:42am  
Interesting question!!!

If he is exploding, you can't stop him; you just pick up the body parts later.
If you have a weapon and spot him before he blows himself up, you shoot him (a head shot is probably the only option, otherwise he can still set off his charge.)
If you are near him and you see that he is about to set off his explosives but can't stop him, you duck to the ground and hope for the best.
hypersky
(reply to Jody) posted 6-Dec-2006 9:42am  
> You don't, you get out of the way. Which reminds me of a riddle: What
> do you get when you put a bomb on the kitchen floor? Linoleum Blown-apart!

MAJOR GROANER!!!!
dab Survey Central Subscriber Gold Qualifier
posted 6-Dec-2006 10:06am  
With an anti-explosion. Timing is critical.
judgescratch
posted 6-Dec-2006 10:10am  
You don't.

...but you can try to prevent the explosion by not offering him a, "Weffer-thin mint, sir?"
Frostbrand Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 6-Dec-2006 11:05am  
Somebody watches Heroes.  * wink *
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
posted 6-Dec-2006 12:48pm  
Spray him with a fire extinguisher.
Jody
(reply to hypersky) posted 6-Dec-2006 1:40pm  
*beam*
Enigma
posted 6-Dec-2006 3:31pm  
I wouldn't I would just pick him up and throw him into the lake where the explosion would do less damage.
Maarten
posted 6-Dec-2006 3:39pm  
Remove the Yanks from his country?
Zang This user is on the site NOW (3 minutes ago)
posted 6-Dec-2006 4:53pm  
Pack sand bags around him.
SpoiledLiLMama
posted 6-Dec-2006 4:58pm  
Make sure he is out of gas.
longhaultrucker
posted 6-Dec-2006 5:04pm  
 * laughing out loud *
Melf Gold Qualifier
posted 6-Dec-2006 5:34pm  
By any means possible.
llamamama Bronze Star Survey Creator This user is on the site NOW (8 minutes ago)
posted 6-Dec-2006 7:05pm  
You don't...
I ain't gettin' my fingerprints on that one.
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 6-Dec-2006 10:29pm  
You let him finish exploding. After that, I guarantee he will stop.
ausfox
posted 6-Dec-2006 10:42pm  
Huh?
RGirl
posted 6-Dec-2006 11:57pm  
I watch Heroes too! At least this is what was said on the last one I watched so I'm assuming. I imagine you can if you get to him before he explodes and it would help if you had a special power as well. Maybe something where you be impenetrable so when he explodes you can jump on him, covering him as much as you can & the explosion would end there. Or teleport him to a remote area before he expodes.
cloudhugger
posted 7-Dec-2006 12:01am  
You tune in for the next exciting episode...
cloudhugger
(reply to Frostbrand) posted 7-Dec-2006 12:03am  
A light bulb went off above my head when I heard that line. I loved it!
cloudhugger
(reply to bill) posted 7-Dec-2006 12:09am  
> Quit the band?

that is so Spam!
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator
(reply to cloudhugger) posted 7-Dec-2006 5:35am  
exploding men tend to be meaty
ROCKMAN
posted 7-Dec-2006 6:24am  
You don't.
cloudhugger
(reply to bill) posted 7-Dec-2006 10:03am  
unless they have a small hat
mve17
posted 7-Dec-2006 4:22pm  
There's no stopping it.
mandy
posted 7-Dec-2006 7:46pm  
mention his mother
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 7-Dec-2006 7:52pm  
Wee on him?
patarnone
posted 7-Dec-2006 9:07pm  
By blowing him up.
sexy1
posted 9-Dec-2006 8:42am  
put a cork up his £$"%
donn
posted 10-Dec-2006 6:41am  
you don't!
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 20-Dec-2006 7:40am  
Two words:

Duct Tape
SpoiledLiLMama
posted 31-Dec-2006 2:38pm  
Take away his baked beans, I reckon.
cloudhugger
(reply to Frostbrand) posted 11-Jan-2007 8:43am  
> Somebody watches Heroes.  * wink *

I just saw this rerun two nights ago  * smile * So I had to come back to this survey.!
cloudhugger
(reply to mandy) posted 11-Jan-2007 8:44am  
> mention his mother

I get it...*tee hee*
mross
posted 15-Jan-2007 5:12am  
Cut the blue wire.
cabinfever
posted 23-Jan-2007 2:20am  
Implode him.
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