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| essay | 5-Dec-2006 | monkeeeeeee | cloudhugger | by votes | 45 | 4 | 56.8% |
| User | Comment |
|---|---|
| Tommyturtle40 | posted 6-Dec-2006 8:33am The same way you stop all the exploding women. |
| FordGuy | posted 6-Dec-2006 8:46am Oh that's easy. Simply put him out. |
| bill | posted 6-Dec-2006 8:57am Quit the band? |
| icurok | posted 6-Dec-2006 9:17am Holy parochial cultural reference, Batman! |
| Jody | posted 6-Dec-2006 9:26am You don't, you get out of the way. Which reminds me of a riddle: What do you get when you put a bomb on the kitchen floor? Linoleum Blown-apart! |
| hypersky | posted 6-Dec-2006 9:42am Interesting question!!!
If he is exploding, you can't stop him; you just pick up the body parts later. If you have a weapon and spot him before he blows himself up, you shoot him (a head shot is probably the only option, otherwise he can still set off his charge.) If you are near him and you see that he is about to set off his explosives but can't stop him, you duck to the ground and hope for the best. |
| hypersky | (reply to Jody) posted 6-Dec-2006 9:42am > You don't, you get out of the way. Which reminds me of a riddle: What
> do you get when you put a bomb on the kitchen floor? Linoleum Blown-apart! MAJOR GROANER!!!! |
| dab | posted 6-Dec-2006 10:06am With an anti-explosion. Timing is critical. |
| judgescratch | posted 6-Dec-2006 10:10am You don't.
...but you can try to prevent the explosion by not offering him a, "Weffer-thin mint, sir?" |
| Frostbrand | posted 6-Dec-2006 11:05am Somebody watches Heroes. |
| Enheduanna | posted 6-Dec-2006 12:48pm Spray him with a fire extinguisher. |
| Jody | (reply to hypersky) posted 6-Dec-2006 1:40pm *beam* |
| Enigma | posted 6-Dec-2006 3:31pm I wouldn't I would just pick him up and throw him into the lake where the explosion would do less damage. |
| Maarten | posted 6-Dec-2006 3:39pm Remove the Yanks from his country? |
| Zang | posted 6-Dec-2006 4:53pm Pack sand bags around him. |
| SpoiledLiLMama | posted 6-Dec-2006 4:58pm Make sure he is out of gas. |
| longhaultrucker | posted 6-Dec-2006 5:04pm |
| Melf | posted 6-Dec-2006 5:34pm By any means possible. |
| llamamama | posted 6-Dec-2006 7:05pm You don't...
I ain't gettin' my fingerprints on that one. |
| LindaH | posted 6-Dec-2006 10:29pm You let him finish exploding. After that, I guarantee he will stop. |
| ausfox | posted 6-Dec-2006 10:42pm Huh? |
| RGirl | posted 6-Dec-2006 11:57pm I watch Heroes too! At least this is what was said on the last one I watched so I'm assuming. I imagine you can if you get to him before he explodes and it would help if you had a special power as well. Maybe something where you be impenetrable so when he explodes you can jump on him, covering him as much as you can & the explosion would end there. Or teleport him to a remote area before he expodes. |
| cloudhugger | posted 7-Dec-2006 12:01am You tune in for the next exciting episode... |
| cloudhugger | (reply to Frostbrand) posted 7-Dec-2006 12:03am A light bulb went off above my head when I heard that line. I loved it! |
| cloudhugger | (reply to bill) posted 7-Dec-2006 12:09am > Quit the band?
that is so Spam! |
| bill | (reply to cloudhugger) posted 7-Dec-2006 5:35am exploding men tend to be meaty |
| ROCKMAN | posted 7-Dec-2006 6:24am You don't. |
| cloudhugger | (reply to bill) posted 7-Dec-2006 10:03am unless they have a small hat |
| mve17 | posted 7-Dec-2006 4:22pm There's no stopping it. |
| mandy | posted 7-Dec-2006 7:46pm mention his mother |
| Biggles | posted 7-Dec-2006 7:52pm Wee on him? |
| patarnone | posted 7-Dec-2006 9:07pm By blowing him up. |
| sexy1 | posted 9-Dec-2006 8:42am put a cork up his £$"% |
| donn | posted 10-Dec-2006 6:41am you don't! |
| they | posted 20-Dec-2006 7:40am Two words:
Duct Tape |
| SpoiledLiLMama | posted 31-Dec-2006 2:38pm Take away his baked beans, I reckon. |
| cloudhugger | (reply to Frostbrand) posted 11-Jan-2007 8:43am > Somebody watches Heroes. I just saw this rerun two nights ago |
| cloudhugger | (reply to mandy) posted 11-Jan-2007 8:44am > mention his mother
I get it...*tee hee* |
| mross | posted 15-Jan-2007 5:12am Cut the blue wire. |
| cabinfever | posted 23-Jan-2007 2:20am Implode him. |
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