Which would you rather be, a hammer or a nail?

Yes, I would, if I only could, I surely would.

Yes I would....if I only could....I surely would....

Queue "Twilight Zone" theme.

I'd be a gentle hammer...lol

I cannot be anything but both.

Hammer.

Hammer all the way.

The hammer.... my weapon of choice. I keep one in my office drawer for intruders. I might even enjoy it a little bit if it happens

A nail. It holds things together while a hammer can break things apart.

Neither, but I think it's rather unsporting to simply select "other" and say that, so metaphorically speaking, yeah I'd rather be a hammer than a nail, oh yes I would, if I only could, I surely would...Ooooo...Ooooo...

The hammer is strong but once it is done banging things together what purpose is left for it? The nail always has a set purpose. Or you could look at it from a different perspective that the hammer can always bang a bunch of nails... so i guess i don't know.. what is the point of this question?..lol

Nail, so I can get hammered all the time.

Nail.

Der, a hammer

nail, once you're in place no one bothers you for some time. if you're a hammer it's work, work, work.

I'd rather be an architect.

If I was a hammer... I would hammer in the morning....

I'm missing something here, I don't get it. I guess I'd want to be a hammer. I wish I had one in my hand the other night so I could have knocked the hell out of a certain someone’s sorry ass!

> Nail, so I can get hammered all the time.
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Best answer. Two thumbs up.

The hammer of course.

Nail. I'd be all cozy stuck in a piece of wood.

Both..so people can say..."Stop hitting yourself."

Hammer cause nails have a lot of headaches.

Hammer

I would rather be neither, but if I had to choose one, I'd say the hammer... but I'm usually the nail.

I believe genetics have already made that decision for me.

Really, wouldn't it be better to get nailed all the time?

I would rather be the hammer soo that I can hurt him real bad

Good thinking.

> Really, wouldn't it be better to get nailed all the time?

No because I have been nailed more times then you can count and the pain' it hurts me

I'd rather be the hammer, but for all intesive purposes, I seem to be the nail.

funny, when I'm nailing someone, pain isn't part of it

> funny, when I'm nailing someone, pain isn't part of it

Yes" how funny

I am most definitely and decidedly a hammer!

Once everything is together, the fun begins for the hammer: breaking and destroying i!

Both, but at different times.