My zipper keeps coming down!

The Crabs........

Wear a superlong T-shirt so it covers the zipper.

get larger pants or lose some weight. Or at least fix your zipper.

If all else fails, maybe its the underpants nomes stealing your underwear.

Change pants…duh!
You already knew the zipper wouldn't stay up before you put the pants on today. For Christ sake, throw them away!
Lose some weight you beer belly.
Put a safety lock on your zipper…Don’t lose the key, in case you gotta pee!!

In that last case, I'd use a safety pin.... I've done that before.

> If all else fails, maybe its the underpants
> nomes stealing your underwear.

Eek! Why did I get a visual of those little garden gnomes bent over someone's waistband trying to steal underwear? LOL

Obviously the monkey is trying to get out. That's why this is in the Monkeeeeeeee category.

"My zipper keeps coming down!"?

Why Slick Willy! How are you doing? Where have you been since you left the White house?

This is funny!
I had to All the above.

> I'd use a safety pin.... I've
> done that before.

I have to and nearly peed my pants when I couldn't get it unhooked.

That's a good point, you might be right!

> "My zipper keeps coming down!"?
>
> Why Slick Willy! How are you doing? Where have
> you been since you left the White house?
>

You know, up to my old tricks. I make sure she swallows every drop now!

> The Crabs........

They are the best pets 'cause I can take them every where with me. I did have names for each one but after 37 I gave up trying to name all 396 of them. Wait.....Aww new babies! Make that 399! I guess when I hit 400 I'll have to give some of them away. You want a pet crab?

Change pants. See if you can fix the zipper or replace it later.

Done that before too!

He's hungry, and he wants his hat.

It's probably broken. Get a new pair of pants.

Uh, no thanks!

you already knew the zipper didn't work before you put your pants on today! Throw them away and buy a new pair of pants....preferably before you throw this pair away.

"Cute Marie, real cute"

Who ever Marie is, she says thank you.

It was what Donny Osmond used to say to Marie Osmond when they had thier variety show.

Well, isn't that Special?! <<<< church lady

Use a safety pin and wear a long blouse. Unless the pants are really cool, something for $4 at Goodwill would make a better replacement.

"Cute Marie, real cute" or " My zipper keeps coming down!"?

use a safety pin

The first one, silly. The second one is what Greg Brady used to say to Marcia Brady.

In retrospect, the Brady family lacked personality, even compared to other TV families (like the Partridges for instance). It sure beat Family Affair though.

Yupper, but it was popular just the same

I watched tons of it.

Buy a new zip and sew it in?