My balls itch all the time. What should I do?

get some Gold Bond powder and don't mess with that girl anymore!

I see. I was thinking of the dog licking them. Dogs lick their own. They wouldn't do that if it didn't feel good, right?

Have you got white/cream patches on them that look like fungal growth? If so, invest in some Canesten (clotrimazole) and preferably see your doctor. You should really get tested for diabetes too - infections like thrush are very common in diabetics due to their urine containing high levels of sugar.

No. Had blood tests not too long ago. Just high cholesterol and lipids, blood sugar ok.

You wouldn't always pick it up on a normal blood test - you might need a fasting one. Ideally, get your urine dipsticked (immediate result - you might be able to buy the dipsticks in a chemist). But all this is only if there appears to be a fungal infection.

My blood tests are always fasting ones.

Washing might help

See a doctor- pronto before they fall off. In the meantime, don't scratch it might spread or become infected and fall off.

Seriously? Go to your doctor. These things aren't always whay you think they are or are secondary to a bigger problem. On any antibiotics? That can cause issues with yeast infections. Anyway, go to the doctor, he will most likely recommend something over the counter or a prescription. What is recommended for women with yeast infections is go to your doctor first just to make sure that is what it is. Then they doctor will give you the ok to go ahead and use over the counter treatment the next time you have those symptoms. But it might not be yeast/jock itch. You need to have it checked

Have the doctor cut them off.

Wash them. With soap.

Pickle them.

I'd see a doctor. You could have jock itch, which is a fungus infection or you could have pubic lice (crabs), which is very contagious.

Get yourself a pair of nunchucks and hit yourself there. That should get your mind off your itching problem for a good while.

cut your balls off, you dont need them.

Cut them off!!!!

Great answer.

See a doctor to cut them b4 you die!!

Have you ever seen the Skittles ad where the guy drops his Skittles in t drum of chemical, reches in, and his arm disappears? Then the other arm? Well. Go there and dip your balls in that stuff.

Shock value?

See a doctor....it's probably contact dermatitis....like from a "contact" you've made ....or something.....

Oh, yeah, and keep us update...................NOT!!!

Scratch them, put something on them, then see a doctor. You might try changing laundry detergents and the soap you use too.

Showering regularly might be a good start.

Happens to me periodically all my life. I don't know if it's diet or what. Scratching, while not publicly acceptable, surely has its roots in natural protection, exfoliating and preventing infestations. The diabetes and anti-biotic angle ins one I hadn't considered. I'm sure it's related to my scalp which also always itches. At one point my scalp was oozing white paste, which i found later was a side-effect of the medication i was on, but my doctors were unaware of that.

Buy some Jock itch. or you could put Itching powder on them and have some REAL fun...LOL