Create an urban myth.

I'm too tired right now to think of an urban myth.

It's not Brad's baby!

Warning! The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe urban myths.

If you dial 76887 (spells POTUS) from any pay phone in the US, you will be connected directly to the President. It was created for FBI agents. They were going to do the same thing for public libraries, as part of the Patriot Act, so that librarians could immediately report people checking out suspicious books, rather than waiting for the FBI to comb through the computer records. But Congress took that part out of the bill.

Did you know that a common house fly can lay eggs in your ear while you are sleeping?
You wake up with what feels like an ear infection. They usually die in about three days and end up draining through your sinuses into your stomach. No harm done.
This is the cause of many unexpected earaches.

If you create urban myths small animals will die

Margarine is only one molecule away from being plastic. True or False?

yeah heres one. the microwave cooks from the inside out. lol.

You will die if you sleep with your socks on.

that is just gross.

I feel too crappy to be creative.

Ever hear of the ghost here on Survey Central and the Loch Ness monster is creeping around survey central and he might be in Bills computer or Fordguy??????

> You will die if you sleep with your socks on.
>
>

What about with my pantyhose and sleeping with them on will I die or not? he he

Ever hear of the Survey Central loch ness monster that is roaming around from Bills computer to Southernyankee's computer and back to Cerealkillers computer, and then on to Fordguy??

Did you know that President Bush is Hitler back from the dead?

Just don't forget to check the back seat when you drive alone at night

sleeping with socks might make you die, but dont worry about the pantyhose, wearing pantyhose to bed will cause you to wet the bed, so you have nothing to worring about.

> sleeping with socks might make you die, but dont worry about the pantyhose,
> wearing pantyhose to bed will cause you to wet the bed, so you have
> nothing to worring about.

That's why I never wear pantyhose!

> sleeping with socks might make you die, but dont worry about the pantyhose,
> wearing pantyhose to bed will cause you to wet the bed, so you have
> nothing to worring about.

Wetting the bed is just as bad I am worried sick ??????????????

And this very week the World will end and we will all die, for there is no place to run or hide, we are all doomed on planet earth and every man and woman children as well will become extinct, so say your goodbyes to your loved ones for you will never ever see them again, and now this planet earth will "blow up" into one big huge fireball I am not afraid to die in my sleep or whatever I may be doing, we are all going to die this week and goodbye to you Cerealkiller and Tommyturtle40 it was nice knowing everybody on Survey Central

> Just don't forget to check the back seat when you drive alone at night
>

I always check my back seat for any rapists that may be hiding in my car, and with my Colt .45 shoot him between the eyes bang he's dead I hope????

> Margarine is only one molecule away from being plastic. True or False?

True?

> It's not Brad's baby!

It is my baby"

true!

Shoving slugs up your nose cures syphilis.

> true!

Wooh" wooh" what did I win! ?????? Please I want my prize

Sleeping on the train tracks and just waiting and sleeping for a passing train can cure headaches

nice knowing you too, now that i know that i am going to die, i will wear to pairs of pantyhose so that i can really wet my bed.

> nice knowing you too, now that i know that i am going to die, i will
> wear to pairs of pantyhose so that i can really wet my bed.

You better hurry" run the clock is ticking away with only minutes left to live on planet earth, and kiss the world good-bye cruel world been nice knowing you'

There is an open door policy for spaceships over the cornfields here in Illinois. If you wait quietly on the third Thursday of every month very early in the morning, a tiny ship will land.
Their ships run on corn oil.