If you had a blonde lobster for a pet, what would you name it?

I wouldn't keep it as a pet. I'd return it to the sea.

Blondie II

Rock Samson

Barbie!
- I used to have a rainbow crab called 'Fang'.

Henrietta

Sniper. Now that is a Cool name.

Diner!

Strawberry! I don't know why, but I love this survey!

Hey I saw this lobster on the news the other day. I would name it " Mr.Sparkle"

Hey, didn't Homer enjoy some fame for resembling the Japanese Mr. Sparkle dishwasher detergent guy?

Fluffy.

Calypso

Dinner. I'd treat him to a nice hot bath then let him play with his friends (Butter and Lemon) before putting him to bed.

Tilly. I don't know why.

Paris Hilton

Fuzzie Legs, Fuzzie for short.

Blondster!

!!! Big Freakin' !!!

Lol....yup!!! he sure did!!

That's a BFHL. We walk around saying 'That's a BFC.' meaning that a big f'n car. So can you guess what BFHL stands for?

blobster

I though of that too!

Cool I like the Blondster answer too

> Blondster!

Ask the SC if there is a prize!!

I'd call it Lassie.

> Calypso
Calypso, Greek Mythology, sea nymph, I love it!

I'm almost afraid to ask...

I'd call it Dinner.

I wouldn't. I'd eat it.

Lunch or Dinner, with lots of drawn butter.

I would call it cooked, and if it had a twin, then the twin would be called delicious.

Bimbo Gumbo

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Boris, after Boris Johnson

Lunch or perhaps supper....

Pamela

I would name my Lobster Hilary Clinton he he he he a blond lobster named Hilary Clinton

> Pamela

Pamela Anderson of Bay Watch this is a good one for a lobster he he he he

Other: No way would I have a lobster for a pet. Yuck! My dad once came home when I was about 6 or 7 and said he had a surprise. I had to close my eyes and put my hand into a bag. Yes, there were live lobsters inside and one of them pinched my hand (the elastic band had come off of its claws). Yikes! My mom used to also make a big deal about "hearing them scream" when she put them into a pot of boiling water. Surprisingly enough, I'm not a vegetarian.

blondie

> Paris Hilton

I can see that.

I would name him Beef.

Dinner

WHAT!

If it was female, Marilyn. If it was male, Stifler.

(The first names that I came up with)

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

I would eat it, not keep it as a pet. In that case, I guess its name would be "Dinner".

Scorpions perhaps, but I would never keep a lobster as a pet.

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