Finish this sentence: In a moment of madness, I..............

threw a papason chair across the room. I AM WONDERPENNY! With amazing powers of strength and speed when overcome by Premenstrual Syndrome! aka PMS!

...destroy furniture.

slept with someone I shouldn't have

physically lash out at whoever or whatever is in my way..last month it was my husbands tv (long story about his ex girlfriend) we ended up taking the tv to the landfill and buying a new one..

Threw away a container of mustard that wasn't empty yet because it annoyed me by spitting out watery mustard.

In a moment of madness, I run with scissors.

Let loose at work and say everything I've always wanted to say to my customers and my bosses.

That would be bad..... If I ever let my guard down and spew everything I've been thinking, people will see a security guard walking out with all my stuff in a box.

Stupid mustard!

Wonderpenny! Ha!

dog-slapped Solo & LuridHope simultaneously!

couldn't help but kiss her.

In a moment of madness I threw my portable CD player at someone in the street and then stormed off, leaving it in the road, forgetting that it had my favourite CD in it. gosh darnmit.

Ate all of the cake in the store and didn't pay, because I acted like I had a heart attack.

...go to Survey Central and see what the other mad people are up to.

rushed through the door and grabbed the queen.

> dog-slapped Solo & LuridHope simultaneously!
>

YAAAAAYYY!!!!

Hopefully I knocked some sense into them!

In a moment of madness, I didn't finish the sentence.

How's that for a paradox?

... I piss and moan and grab a beer.

Why not just grab the beer?

.... stuffed her in a suitcase because I found her too self serving, obnoxious, petty, selfish and most of all elitist. Someone may find her one day but I doubt it... I had the suitcase sent to France. Or was it Greece? I don't remember."

NO, you sent it to Oregon!! I am teaching her some manners in my basement.

They're buying strawberries, whipped cream, and Astroglide!

You found that Post-It too? A recipe for naughtiness if you ask me...

Foregot to put on trousers and ran out of the house with half a tangalo in one hand, a cup of cold coffee in the other, and my neon pink underwear flailing in the breeze..

Oh, definitely!!! But who are you going to share that recipe with?

Got married

get really mad and yell at someone or I take a deep breath and let it out, and sometimes if I'm really mad I'll cry.

Brushed my hair..

.............. clicked the $100 chip in an online Blackjack Hand

quit my old job and transferred to a different unit............... that moment of madness was one of the best things i did last year!!!!!

I hope you extend greater courtesy to your dick - sometimes its contents is rather watery, too!

D'oh! I got the goods but I forgot a playmate! I guess I'll just use it on myself for now... !!!

WOO HOO!! HYPER-GUY!!! What a surprise, you baaad boy!

Je blushe...

no comment.

i rip my work schedule into lil pieces (cos i dont have a single weekend off for the next 6 weeks) and then suddenly realize damn i needed that ....

started playing the banjo.

put em up against the wall and have then SHOT.

screw this! finish ur own G#% D$@& sentence! :p

Volunteered to help a friend move. It was a nightmare.