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Psychopath's test.

Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister? If you answer correctly, you think like a psychopath.


Disclaimer...this "test" has no basis in medical/psychiatric facts, nor is getting the answer correct to be inferred as any kind of diagnosis. It's purely for fun.



 

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cabinfever
posted 22-Dec-2005 5:19pm  
I've seen this before, so I know the answer. I got it wrong, BTW. I sent it to several people on my email list, and my schoolteacher stepsister got it right!
darkshadowsseeker
posted 22-Dec-2005 5:22pm  
I'll abstain from revealing the "correct" answer for awhile so I don't skew the results.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:25pm  
> I've seen this before, so I know the answer. I got it wrong, BTW.
> I sent it to several people on my email list, and my schoolteacher
> stepsister got it right!

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What grade level does she teach or is she a college/university teacher?



cabinfever
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:27pm  
Last year she took over a life-skills course for Down Syndrome kids from a teacher who was fired for abusing them. Right now she is subbing, mostly elementary level. She's almost done with her thesis for her Master's. She has been applying for special-ed positions.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:28pm  
And she got the answer correct? That's kinda scary!
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
posted 22-Dec-2005 5:32pm  
Good survey, Wolfie! image
cabinfever
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:36pm  
I thought so too... but you just have to know her. She's blonde, and has fun with that. She is one of the most obnoxious but loveable people that I've ever known. I gave her crap about getting the answer correct, and she said it was because as a schoolteacher she has to be able to see all options. My thought was, "Whatever!!"  * rolls eyes *
cabinfever
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:37pm  
Solo! We already knew about you... you shouldn't have given away the answer.  * wink *
Maarten
posted 22-Dec-2005 5:45pm  
Green.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:49pm  
 * laughing out loud *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to cabinfever) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:51pm  
Uhhh...you replied to me instead of Solo. But you're correct, that little psycho shouldn't have revealed the answer so quickly!  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:52pm  
Thanks, but hold back on giving out the answer, will ya?  * winking raspberry *
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:53pm  
I got it right? Answer deleted!  * wink *
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 5:55pm  
Shall I submit a Serial Killer's Test?  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:11pm  
Thanks. I don't mind if you post it again in a few days, but it kind of invalidates the "test" having it posted so soon. And yes, you got it right, you little psycho, you!  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:12pm  
> Shall I submit a Serial Killer's Test?  * winking raspberry *

Sure, if you want to.

dab Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Qualifier
posted 22-Dec-2005 6:14pm  
Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she knew how to contact him and wouldn't tell her.

Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong?
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:21pm  
Okie dokie... I'll post it after I've given it some more thought. Perhaps I'll consult cerealkiller...  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:25pm  
You can consult me as well. I have an extensive collection of true crime books on serial killers (several hundred books, at last count) and, to be frank, reading and studying about serial killers is sort of a hobby with me. BTW...this isn't your's, is it? http://surveycentral.org/survey/23195.html
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to dab) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:26pm  
> Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she knew
> how to contact him and wouldn't tell her.
>
> Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong?

Nope, you're incorrect. I guess you're not a psycho.

FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:30pm  
No. It's not.
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:32pm  
> You can consult me as well. I have an extensive collection of true
> crime books on serial killers (several hundred books, at last count)
> and, to be frank, reading and studying about serial killers is sort
> of a hobby with me.

Nice! I'll post it somewhere that I know you'll find it later.  * wink *
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:33pm  
> |> Because she saw her sister talking to this guy and thought she
> knew
> |> how to contact him and wouldn't tell her.
> |>
> |> Now, do I hope I guessed right or wrong?
>
> Nope, you're incorrect. I guess you're not a psycho.
>
>

What about Maarten? Maarten guessed "Green". Did he get it right?  * raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:34pm  
I hope it gets removed. I don't appreciate someone copycatting a newly qualified survey, whether it's mine or someone else's.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:35pm  
Okay.  * smile *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:36pm  
Nope, but he doesn't seem to be trying very hard.
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 6:45pm  
> I hope it gets removed. I don't appreciate someone copycatting a
> newly qualified survey, whether it's mine or someone else's.

Hmmm... try asking SouthernYankee if it's him. It's an educated guess. Perhaps he's doing something funny with it. I dunno'.
bcollins
posted 22-Dec-2005 7:09pm  
Was it because she thought her sister was trying to steal this guy from her?
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 7:17pm  
That doesn't seem like something SY would do. He knows better than to do that, but I'll ask him when I get a chance.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to bcollins) posted 22-Dec-2005 7:18pm  
Nope, your answer is incorrect.
patarnone
posted 22-Dec-2005 7:23pm  
I think the two events are totally unrelated.

The only correlation I can see is that Sister #1 has always hated Sister #2 and bumping off a rival sibling is going to help her reap benefits from the Mother's estate.

I don't believe the stray man entered into the equation at all.
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:04pm  
My reason for suspecting him was because he was online before I voted on that survey and he was online after that survey had reset its votes. But so was David (Gambler), so it may have been him, after seeing his post in the forum. It very well may have been someone else. I was just taking a stab at it.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:08pm  
Maybe, but it certainly isn't David's style and I've never know SY to do such a thing, unless, of course, he's just monkeeing around.  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to patarnone) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:09pm  
> I think the two events are totally unrelated.
>
> The only correlation I can see is that Sister #1 has always hated
> Sister #2 and bumping off a rival sibling is going to help her reap
> benefits from the Mother's estate.
>
> I don't believe the stray man entered into the equation at all.

You are also incorrect. You are also not a psychopath.  * smile *

FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:10pm  
image My next guess is Bill.  * winking raspberry * J/K
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:21pm  
Why would bill do that? I know you're kidding, but that boggles my mind! image
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:24pm  
That Bill is a closet-trouble-maker. I have a sense for these things. Yes, yes.  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:26pm  
Just remember, he is the site owner and can kick your keister off this site before you can blink!  * grin *
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:28pm  
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darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:37pm  
image

Seemed appropriate, given our discussion thread.  * winking raspberry *
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:40pm  
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FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:45pm  
Well... it's either Bill OR TeaTree [DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!].
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:48pm  
I doubt that it's my sister. She wouldn't make a crappy looking survey like that. And for even suggesting she made it, take that.... image
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 8:52pm  
Oh yeah? Right back at ya'. image
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:01pm  
Doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact "Smooth Criminal" (the long version) is one of my favorite MJ videos. I even like the Alien Ant Farm version of the song, but not as much as I like the MJ version.
Lahdee
posted 22-Dec-2005 9:05pm  
In hopes that the guy will be at the sister's funeral. She can see him again.
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:06pm  
Yeah, I'm a fan of the AAF version too.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Lahdee) posted 22-Dec-2005 9:51pm  
> In hopes that the guy will be at the sister's funeral. She can see
> him again.

 * shock *

Enigma
posted 22-Dec-2005 10:13pm  
 * frown * If I answer this you will all know I mean think I am a psychopath...
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Enigma) posted 22-Dec-2005 10:19pm  
So what? If you do answer correctly, you'll be the third person with the correct answer. Nothing more, nothing less. I certainly wouldn't think any less of you and this survey/"test" has absolutely no medical basis.
jduPres
posted 22-Dec-2005 10:27pm  
Because her sister was flirting with the man she had fallen in love and that made her insanely jealous.
thevelvetcure
posted 22-Dec-2005 10:28pm  
Simple, the guy is obviously a member/friend of the family, thus if the woman kills her sister, than it's very likely that the new love will appear at either the wake or the funeral... or both.

...approx 20 seconds worth of thought
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to jduPres) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:06pm  
You are incorrect.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to thevelvetcure) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:07pm  
You are partially correct. The part you got incorrect was that he was a member or friend of the family, He was neither.
romkey Survey Central Gold Subscriber
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:24pm  
The leprechaun survey isn't mine, but it seems more a parody to me than plagarism. The two aren't the same thing.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to romkey) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:27pm  
Okay, but if you're gonna parody someone, at least do it half-way decent. I wouldn't probably mind it so much if it wasn't so craptastic.  * frown *
thevelvetcure
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:29pm  
Do you show up at random funerals? Typically I make a point to know the deceased  * raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to thevelvetcure) posted 22-Dec-2005 11:33pm  
No, but I'm not a psychopath either. Like attracts like.  * winking raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to FauxLo) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:08am  
One last MJ post before I go take a shower...image
romkey Survey Central Gold Subscriber
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:40am  
Feeling a little touchy, are we?
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to romkey) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:47am  
Just a little bit. I might have looked on this "parody" with a little more kindness if the sc had the common courtesy to give credit to my version. Whomever it is, they created it not that long after mine got out of qual.
Leprechaun
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 12:53am  
Just for the record, the survey was meant as a bit of silliness. It's not clear what you thought it was suppose to be, but it's gone now. Apparently SC stands for Serious Central.  * raspberry *
Pomeranian
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:16am  
Also, just for the record, it was me who created it.
Pomeranian
posted 23-Dec-2005 1:18am  
She killed her for the insurance money.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:46am  
I know. I saw it in the deleted survey forum.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:47am  
> She killed her for the insurance money.

Nope, you are incorrect.

Pomeranian
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 3:43am  
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darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 3:50am  
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Pomeranian
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:10am  
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patarnone
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:35am  
Rats!
kirst
posted 23-Dec-2005 5:43am  
To get all of the inheritance? (Actually, don't think that would work...it would go to the sister's dependents).
ROCKMAN
posted 23-Dec-2005 6:22am  
So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know.
Irene007 Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 23-Dec-2005 7:45am  
> So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know.


You psycho!
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
posted 23-Dec-2005 7:46am  
...path.

(just offering Irene an assist on her name-calling)
justjulie
posted 23-Dec-2005 10:35am  
she wants the guy to show up at the funeral
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to Pomeranian) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:01pm  
> image

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darkshadowsseeker
(reply to patarnone) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:02pm  
Did you want to think like a psycho?
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to kirst) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:05pm  
> To get all of the inheritance? (Actually, don't think that would work...it
> would go to the sister's dependents).

Nope, your answer is incorrect.

darkshadowsseeker
(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:06pm  
> So they would have another funeral, hell I don't know.
You're close.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to justjulie) posted 23-Dec-2005 1:06pm  
> she wants the guy to show up at the funeral
We have a Bingo!
teatree
posted 23-Dec-2005 1:59pm  
Her sister has a history of stealing her boyfriends away and she wanted to make certain she didn't do it with this one.
patarnone
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:13pm  
"I wanted to get the stated problem right" Rats!

How about: if she kills another member of the family, the man will show up again when he attends the funeral.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to patarnone) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:25pm  
Sorry, you only get one try. It's your first answer that counts. If you were really psycho, that would have been the first thought that popped into your head if you wanted a chance to meet this guy again.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to teatree) posted 23-Dec-2005 2:26pm  
Nope, you're incorrect.
justjulie
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 4:30pm  
whoooooooohoooooooo!!!

everyone beware
kirst
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 23-Dec-2005 5:00pm  
Glad to know that I'm not a psychopath.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to justjulie) posted 23-Dec-2005 6:47pm  
 * laughing out loud * image

Scotty had better learn to sleep with one eye open and only shower when you're not in the house!
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to kirst) posted 23-Dec-2005 6:48pm  
 * laughing out loud * And I'm glad that you're glad!
Halifax
posted 23-Dec-2005 10:49pm  
hm. im surprised so many people got it wrong. im afraid it was the first answer i came up with, even before thinking she was a crazy herself.
i do have a dark mindset and ive been told several times by girls that im whatsitcalled... negative? uhh, pessimistic. ah well. i prefer to say "realistic"
Zang
posted 23-Dec-2005 11:04pm  
 * check * Beats me...
FauxLo Survey Central Gold Subscriber Survey Qualifier
(reply to Halifax) posted 23-Dec-2005 11:39pm  
You sick psychopath. image
justjulie
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 24-Dec-2005 8:31am  
mwahahahaha....he's in training. * wink *
ROCKMAN
(reply to Irene007) posted 24-Dec-2005 11:27am  
 * laughing out loud *
That was the only thing that ade sense to me. * grin *
ROCKMAN
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 24-Dec-2005 11:34am  
Yeah I forgot to put the part about the guy showing up.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to justjulie) posted 24-Dec-2005 2:42pm  
 * laughing out loud * Do you use a whip and a chair?
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to ROCKMAN) posted 24-Dec-2005 2:43pm  
Ahhh....Norman! Mother is SO proud of you!
ROCKMAN
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 25-Dec-2005 8:16am  
 * laughing out loud *
justjulie
(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 25-Dec-2005 1:41pm  
yeah....and a shock collar * wink *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to justjulie) posted 25-Dec-2005 2:11pm  
 * laughing out loud * For him or you?
southernyankee Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 25-Dec-2005 11:33pm  
She is trying to meet this guy during funerals (maybe she's a funeral crasher or something) by killing people he knows. Sort of like funeral crashing and stalking rolled in one.

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