What would you do if you ever accidently locked yourself out of the house naked?

hide and or try to brake in the house if all esle fails ask for help

Hide. Although there aren't really places to hide close to my house. I can't imagine this would happen, since I wouldn't be likely to leave the house naked anyway.

Nothing. However, it would probably cause the bums in the park across the street to go into shock. On the highly remote chance that this happened, I'd go to apartment #4 and ask Hazel, the onsite manager to let me back in my apartment with her pass key. Of course, I'd have to wait until she stopped laughing.

Run to the shed and wrap myself in the spare carpet, then probably wait until my dad (next door) isn't looking/is busy/goes somewhere without locking the door and I'd go borrow some clothes and hope my aunt left some there.

Having a horrible day, I added being locked out of my apartment on my list of bad things that happened to me on that day. It was about 6:30PM, I was in my pajamas, and had a dog with me. Living in an apartment there wasn't any management around at that time. I only had 2 neighbors and unfortunately didn't feel comfortable knocking on their dogs to assist... So I walked up to the Subway (called Metro here in DC) thinking well, maybe I'll take a cab, hopefully they'll allow the dog in the cab with me and I'll go to my girlfriends work -- as a last resort. Luckily I found a dance studio that was open. I peered in with my dog, seeing their dance outfits on and thought I'd fit right in with my superman pajamas on. I went in and asked to use the phone. I had to call my girlfriend at work, have her call my dad, have him go to her work and pick up her keys and bring them back to me. I was in tears. It wasn't until 10:30 until I got back into my apartment. I had a work deadline due, and finished it up shortly before 1AM. For some reason I told this story to my boss, while at a work party the next evening and he still teases me about it, frequently enough I wish he'd forget.

I would break in....it is extremely easy to break in to my apartement....I did it with a small piece of wood once...and that was through the front door with it locked.

This would be virtually impossible since the door locks have to be locked with a key. Also, I don't run around naked, especially outside. I have an allergy to sunlight and keep covered up.

Depending on the weather, I'd try to stay warm and dry first.

I'd use some available items to cover myself up a bit, like morning glories, ivy, or small, leafy tree branches and make myself a comfortable "nest" while waiting for housemates to get home.

Actually, we have a key hidden outside.

I guess that could happen. I do yardwork naked sometimes. Guess I'd just lounge in the pool, sunbathe, or kick back and masturbate until my wife came with the key.

Find some place to hide until I figured out a way to get in the house. Hopefully, someone else that lives here would show up pretty quickly.

Pinch myself awake because the only time I do this is when I am asleep and dream I am naked in public.

I would probably hide somewhere comfortable and just hang tight until the other came home... if I lived alone I would try to make something to cover me up perhaps a bbq cover or something.. then find a phone.. maybe next door. I would be super embarrassed though.

This would never happen. I'm only ever naked in my bedroom or the bathroom.

bust a window and climb in

I have deadbolts....it is physically impossible for me to do this.

Were is a verb. what you need is where, as a conjuction.

It's themselves.

It's their.

Your question does not correspond to the first sentence in your explanation.

There is more mistakes, I just can't bring myself to point them out.

Now please go away and gargle some razoblades.

Oh, btw, I'm rating this bad.

I would just act like someone who's locked himself out of the house naked, and go to the sexiest neighbour I know for help. Not that I think this could turn into spontaneous, animalistic sex or anything like that...

Go to the dumpsters in the garage, find a cardboard box and then ask for help!

> I would just act like someone who's locked himself out of the house
> naked, and go to the sexiest neighbour I know for help. Not that
> I think this could turn into spontaneous, animalistic sex or anything
> like that...


STOP flattering yourself!! Come to think of it - if I REALLY, REALLY think about it - yeah... Maybe it could happen!

I'd climb through the living room window. The lock is broken on it and I'd just open it up and climb through. However, I don't see how this could ever happen because the door lock is a deadbolt that has to be locked and unlocked with a key. There is no way I can lock myself out by just shutting the door. The 'doorknob' (which isn't really knob shaped) doesn't have any kind of locking mechanism. Just a handle with a latch on the tup.

Impossible for this to happen, even hypothetically. My doorlock is a deadbolt that can be locked with a latch from the inside, but must be locked with a key from the outside. You can't lock yourself out with this kind of lock. It's impossible.

Nothing, well I'd probably jump in the hot tub and relax until my Woman showed up with her keys.
This probably wouldn't ever happen to me. I always pick up my keys, then again I rarely lock my house up that good.

call out the firemen of course

Start going from house to house asking for help

Can't a guy have fantasies, 'sti?

Probably shiver.

It's very unlikely anyone would see me if I walked around naked outside my house.

You just made my day.

Well I'm glad something good came out of that survey...

probably go to the nearest phone and call someone with a key...being naked doesn't bother me. not like i'm going to go run around outside naked for the hell of it, but whatever.

Being naked doesn't really bother me, but I'd probably find something to cover myself up with and the either call someone who had a key, or go to someone close by's house who I knew so I could hang out there until I found a way in. And I would borrow some of their clothes.

never gonna happen. only am in this condition when taking a shower and right before and after I'm in the shower

Act as if this were just another day naked.

> Can't a guy have fantasies, 'sti?

Yeah but... Life is not about fantasies! Nothing ever - ever works out like we planned it in our heads!

Frankly speaking, my fantasies are all about things I'd never do! I'd never screw an animal so it's safe to think about it... That's what makes it a fantasy - fantasizing about real life is a waste of time!

I partly disagree with you, chère cousine.

Sometimes our fantasies do come true--maybe not exactly as scripted in our dirty little minds, but close enough to check that fantasy off the "to do" list. Trust me on this... And no, I did not have sex with a Rottweiler!

Yup, naked is as naked does, I say...

> I partly disagree with you, chère cousine.
>
> Sometimes our fantasies do come true--maybe not exactly as scripted
> in our dirty little minds, but close enough to check that fantasy
> off the "to do" list. Trust me on this... And no, I did not have
> sex with a Rottweiler!


Oh crap! I'd better stay away from farms!!

Hey, if it makes you horny, it might make you happy! To quote PFunk: Free your mind, and your ass will follow!

> Hey, if it makes you horny, it might make you happy! To quote PFunk:
> Free your mind, and your ass will follow!

Fudge dat!! I'm already happy! Don't need no fudging farm animals! Besides, I have other kinky fantasies that I'm not about to live because in all of them, I have my 20 year old body! REAL fantasies!

Djou go girl! Fantasize all djou wan', and den fantasize some mo'!!!

Hmmmm.... You're my cousin and I have to see you from time to time so I'm not going to tell you what I was thinking during my massage at the spa this weekend!

....er...I think I'll need a beer or two before that conversation...

> ....er...I think I'll need a beer or two before that conversation...

*Cheers*!

break in

try to bust my windows open to get back in. It would make for an interesting story getting caught by the popo trying to break into your own house.

Now that were on the subject, I was once locked out of my dorm room after getting out of the shower. I had to go all the way downstairs to the front desk trying to get them to unlock my door. I am so glad that at least I had a towel.

I can't imagine any scenario where I would be caught outside naked, but since this is hypothetical... it would have to be caused by my angel of a kid following me out of the house and closing the door behind her. Luckily for me (and our neighbors!) there are lots of bushes around the edge of the property, and most likely no one would see me.... Hmmm, think I'll have a spare key made today to hide outside!

I only had 2 neighbors and unfortunately
> didn't feel comfortable knocking on their dogs
> to assist...

Why would you knock on their dogs?

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Here you go! Some people will go to great lengths to make their fantasies happen... but they should be careful what they wish for!

> http://www.komotv.com/news/story.asp?ID=38000
>
> Here you go! Some people will go to great lengths to make their fantasies
> happen... but they should be careful what they wish for!


If one makes their fantasies happen, they're not fantasies anymore...

I would think"keep on smiling,own fault!!!"

...you break into your own home, is what you do.

Actually being seen naked doesn't bother me at all. What does bother me is the idea of someone seeing me accidentally being shocked or offended. I'd just have to hope that none of the neighbours were prudish or they were sufficiently sensitive to my predicament not to be shocked or annoyeds by my state of undress

Hide AND cry.

In deference to my roommate, I wouldn't be naked outside of my bedroom or the bathroom anyway. In the event that this would ever happen, I'd break the glass panel on the back door and let myself. in.

First I'd check if any of the windows are unlocked. If they aren't, I'd find a large rock and break the glass on the utility room door and let myself in that way.

I think I would just hide until someone came to help. Why would I be naked in the first place? Did I do something regretful and lose my clothes in the process?

Climb in through an upstairs window. There's a way.
If the upstairs window is locked, wait in the garden, or break into the summer house, until someone comes home.
The only time I'm out of the house naked is when I'm putting my own washing out and there's nobody else in.

Break in the back of the house