What is the worst thing you have ever said, or heard from a lover, immediately after sex?

I once asked this guy if he spoke French or English - AFTER the fact... That was in my cognac drinking days! I stick to beer now...

This was not a serious comment, but one we laughed about all of our 20 years together.

Waking up after our first night in a motel, Bill rolled over and asked, "Who are you?"
I grinned and said, "Look at my fudging driver's license!"

We had a fun 20 years. Her died after his second heart valve transplant in 1998.

Nothing. It's never happened to me.

This hasn't happened...yet.

With an ex, on my birthday... She didn't look like she was into the whole deal, so I asked; "What's wrong?" She replied; "I wasn't into it, but I did it because it's your b-day and all" Obviously, that killed the night in one heart beat, because I'm a thoughtful and romantic type of guy... The biiiatch!!

I don't remember anything funny now, coz I usually take a snap after sex..

i once said, "wowie zowie" accompanied w/ an eye roll....i can't recall the worst thing that was said to me. must have blocked it out

Don't know.

I've never experienced this.

I said....you woke me up for that?

Well, that ought to hold ya.
I guess it wasn't funny.

Would you have understood what he said either way?

> Would you have understood what he said either way?

Well it was the next morning, I was sobered by then and I am fluent in both languages so I guess I did... Especially his body language - he was visibly offended by my question and then proceeded to say that it was me who walked into his apartment and promptly stripped the moment I crossed the door.

What pisses me off about that kind of event is that my body had all this fun and I wasn't even there to witness it!!!

I have never had sex........but when i do....i plan on not saying much...because i will be either eating a sandwich or watching tv......or perhaps both....followed by a nap...

Is a "snap" actually a snack and a nap put together?

And he had a problem with that!?!? The cad!

> I have never had sex........but when i do....i
> plan on not saying much...because i will be either
> eating a sandwich or watching tv......or perhaps
> both....followed by a nap...
>
And a good time will be had by all, I am sure of it

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sorry I ment a nap!! (siesta)

I can't think of anything I've said that was wrong or anything that has been said to me.

He certainly took advantage of the situation... I never understood why he got so offended - I thought the whole thing was hilarious!

lol

lol...yeah thats what I thought.

Okay I'm skip skip skipping...

nice, ATTRACTIVE GOLD STAR!! IS THAT FOR SALE?

That depends on how much money you have..

"What's wrong with YOU" I was just making those knackered sounds one makes after coming!

I'm sure I must have blotted it out of my mind.

HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST?
BTW, I have no problem in exchanging our stars??

lol....Umm...billions upon billions....(I'm a greedy bastard.)

I haven't heard anything bad.

Are you sure it deserves??
You can wait till I win the 100 000 000$, then I would pay the first fee!!

lol.

> lol.

LMAO!!!!

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

That's great. I always appreciate stories of loves who have gone before. My greatest love died before myself and I keep his memory alive by sharing stories of him. So here's to Bill!!

Next! is hard to top.

"Yeah... I don't see us hookin' up again."

And a close second place was what I said after I guy said to me, "Well, you have my number, but I don't have yours."
Me: "Yeah, I'll see you online!"

With my ex boyfriend: "That wasn't even worth taking my pants off for."
ETA: That's what I said to him.

have you finished?.

I told a guy to get out of bed and leave. I didn't even want to have sex with him, but I did for some reason then I wanted him OUT. This was during my attempt to change into a heterosexual. It was gross.

hmmm, '' i hope i didint cum in you'', ''dont get caught'' '' i dont THINK i have anything" thats just to name a few slips of the tounge. ha ha.