What was your most embarrassing moment?

Why would I share my most embarrassing moment with a complete stranger?

I don't think it's changed since the last eight times someone did this...

I guess that would be when I was at the office when we were closed and didn't lock the front door. I had to pee, so I didn't close that door either. The odds of someone coming in were very slim and I knew I could be fast, but the window washer was faster and I didn't know that was his day and he had to come into the restroom to get water for his bucket. He was much more traumatized than me.

I can't think of any... just regular stuff and they're all just as embarrassing one or the other; which isn't that much.
I guess not much embarrasses me because I won't let it!

> I don't think it's changed since the last eight times someone did
> this...

Well refresh our memory and inform the newer users!

I dont think I have a "most" embarrassing. Most of the time I forget embarrassing moments. Falling on my face I can remember... I fell yesterday and hurt myself. The only one who saw was a crossing guard and he was really nice, asking if I was ok and stuff. I scraped my knee, 2 fingers, hurt my elbows and ripped a hole in my good pants. I was carrying 2 big bags of school supplies and a nap mat. The nap mat kept me from being hurt even worse. The people in the office gave me bandages.

Actually, it wasn't eight, it was only four. Here's the most recent version where I tell two anecdotes:

I've lost count of how many times I've told this story. I feel like I should come up with something original, but I can't think of anything. So here it goes again:

It happened nearly 20 years ago, I used to use LSD a lot back then, and it tends to exaggerate experiences like this. I was in a bar with some friends, and I was sitting belly up to the bar next to one of them, and there was a woman sitting next to him. She said to me "I hate your beard ". I, thinking myself quite clever, responded with a quip "That's alright, you don't have to wear it." I simultaneously lit a cigarette, crossed my legs, and leaned backwards against a door. The door wasn't closed. I fell off the bar stool. Believe it or not, she invited me back to her place after that, and I went. I didn't fudge her or anything, but we did sleep together, and have a little cuddle. Later she came by my place with a six pack, and I gave her a cut and colour.

Last time this was asked I offered up this anecdote:

Some 15 years ago, I worked in a very busy full service gas station. I usually worked the night shift, and was often running the place on my own. When it was busy, it wouldn't be unusual for me to have to serve four cars at once, racing around and back and forth, washing windows, checking under the hood etc.. That is what I was doing on the night in question. I guess a little oil had spilled on the pump island near the washer buckets and mixed with the soapy water that always puddled there. As I ran from one car to another, I slipped, my arm went into the garbage can as I fell, knocking it over. So there I am, sprawled on the pump island, on my back, garbage everywhere, with my arm in the trash can up to my shoulder, with four carloads of witnesses. I leapt up and finished serving all the cars, telling each of them that there was no extra charge for the cabaret.

I really did laugh out loud for that first one!

It's the first time I've heard either story! I'm glad you posted them - again!

Having a stripogram...............at a surprise party held for me..........When I expicitly said NO.....

I choose not to share and relive the moment.

Funny! I was giggling through both..

If you've told them before, I don't remember reading.. thanks for sharing.

Last Thursday night being handcuffed by the side of the road and driven away in the back of a State Patrol cruiser.
Could things get any worse????????eeeeeeeeeek!!!

When you reach rock bottom there is nowhere to go...but up

Here is one of my embarrassing moments. One time I was at my doctor's office, for my allergy shots, and the nurse as checking my arm after the time expired (30 minutes) I felt a fart coming, and I tried to control it, and suddenly I farted out loud right in the waiting room, and the most embarrassing part was it was LOUD and it smelled up the whole waiting room! How embarrassing! Also I farted right in HER FACE! And there were paitents in the waiting room as well. I bet the paitents got sicker then they were at the present time.

I've shared this story with veteran SC members before, but for the newcomers here it goes:

I had returned from a long road trip from Richmond, and by the time I got back to my home city (Charlottesville, VA), I had to tinkle really bad and I couldn't hold it until I could get home. So I stopped off at a local Mexican restaurant to use their men's room. Now since this restaurant was directly across the road from the local high school, it was the lunchtime hangout for the students there. And needless to say, it was the lunch hour when I arrived at the restaurant. But I had to go so bad that I didn't pay any attention to the signs on the bathroom doors, so I hurried in the first bathroom I got to. When I did my business and opened the door, there stood these two lovely schoolgirls waiting there to go in. Of course, they started giggling and I had turned around and realized that I had used the ladies' room! Of course I blushed with embarrassment!

But I would have to say that this was partially the restaurant's fault, because on the bathroom doors, it didn't say "Men" and "Women"--instead, they had silhoulette profiles of a man's and woman's head, but they were designed so that you could hardly tell the difference.

Being caught wanking, by my mother.

throwing up over someone

Dress blew up in front of fire station.

Kinda like the Marilyn Monroe thing?

That reminded me of an incident when I was with a friend and her boyfriend. I had eaten half of a jimson weed pod, and had asked my friend to keep an eye on me. I was having a wonderful time!. It was my turn to get the next round so I walked up to the bar, got 3 bottles and turned around and carried the bottles to the table. Well, I was laughing and talking up a storm, and when I looked up I saw 2 tables away was my friend laughing her ass off and her boyfriend with a look of horror on his face. I looked at who I was at the table with and it was 2 young ladies I never saw before. I never skipped a beat when I looked at them and said "never mind!" then picked up the beers and sat with my friend.I was too high to be embarrased, but I thought it was pretty funny.

can't remember!

too many moments to pick a most embarrassing one.

Well, I just gotta ask!

I wouldn't touch that stuff with a ten foot pole. I've heard some horror stories.

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I did the first half, and my friends kept an eye on me. I was talking to plants and somewhere along the line they put me in a room. I don't know what I was doing, but a dark room was not good. I came out wearing every shirt this guy owned. I don't remember much else till morning and then I was ready to party. My friends were worn out. The other half I had in a plastic baggy it lost some potency after a week so the high was a lot more fun. I had very good friends at the time. They may not like me anymore...but I always like to think that a good time was had by all.

Forgetting Prince Charles name when my husband and I were introduced to him. An "Arid Dry" moment if there ever was one.

wot is a jimson weed pod, pray tell

it is a weed that grows wild I think in Tennesee. The plant is very poisoness, so I do not condone the practice nor suggest it is ok. It is very dangerous. The least toxic part of the plant is the seed.

I fell down some steps in a night club due to snow and slush on the steps leading to the dance floor.. I landed with a slide right smack in the middle of the floor.. In my mind I heard the record skip and the sudden silence.. I just laughed it off but it was awful!!! That is nothing compared to my real doozie of an embarrassing story.. but I cannot tell you that one!

When I've said something stupid in a lecture and all the super intelligent people around you look at you as if you are a complete idiot.

As an adult: Falling in a crosswalkTime Square and having my camer and purse spill all over
As a child: Being introduced to my crushes mother by a mutal friend as "this is who Scott likes now"

When I was 13 I was confronted by my parents about all the dried up cleanex tissues under my bed and that if I was going to MASTURBATE, I should clean up after myself. I was so embarrassed, all I could say was: "I don't know what your talking about, but, it's NOT THAT!" which makes no sense.

Urk. I don't recall and I don't want to go there either.

I prefer not to share it. It's too embarrassing.

i cant remember...(or maybe i dont wana remember cuz it was so embarrasing)

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I was in bed with two guys when someone crept into the room...it was dark, I thought it was a fourth guy..but it turned out being one of the guys mother's. I was a teen-ager. It wasn't very pretty...considering the position she found us in.

Its really to painful to talk about.

But seeing as its you lot: briefly it involved: a teacher I had a crush on, his address, a letter, a suicide note and a phone call to my Mum.

'nuff said!

ya think I'm gonna tell YOU??? pfffft!!

Answering that last survey.

I don't think I want to go into it right now.

getting caught by a buddy of mine out by the pool with my wife going down on me

I don't want to share this.

I can't recall but I'm sure it was during a black out. I don't drink much anymore.

I wet my pants at a running contest when I was 12,it was taken on Video and all of my friends saw it...

HA this I won't share.

One time... *sigh* I can't believe I'm going to tell this story... ugh. Okay, shortly after I got hired at a job, my sexy, sexy boss asks me, "So where do you live?" And I told him, then without even thinking I said, "How big is yours?" I must've confused the real conversation with the one we were having in my head.

I don't think I ever turned a brighter shade of RED in my whole life, which made him just about die with laughter. The nice thing was, he was always really sweet on me after that.

I haven't had it yet, but its coming soon, I can feel it. And I feel it will be more like mortification.

when i accidently peed my friends bed....

It happened when I was a teenager. I was walking down the street and my half-slip fell off and landed on the ground. I stepped out of it and kept on walking while hoping no one who knew me saw what happened.

Getting caught wearing Ladies nylon briefs, even though they are extremely comfortable to wear.

DUI!!!!
Do not drink and drive folx....could have been so much worse *remorse* *regret*

Walking out of the ladies room with the back of my dress caught in the waistband of my pantyhose.

I don't think I have anything too embarrassing. I've put my foot in it plenty of times, but I can't think of a funny story.

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