Have you ever masturbated while driving?

Yes I have, and I orgas'ed as I 'came' off the ramp.

No.

47 times....last week.

Actually, no, I haven't. I'm not very good at multi-tasking.

No but is sounds fun!

Nope, but I have gotten a blow job and actually had intercourse whle I was driving. It was in the middle of the night with no traffic on an inter-state hwy. The speed of my truck went up and down drasticly.

Yes.

During you were driving???? I can believe that you put the car near the road and then ----, this is what I do, but don't tell me during driving!! Very curious!!

Oh yeah, you jut move the seat back as far as you can go with it.

nope

> . The speed of my truck went up and down drasticly.


Rock. Dude... It doesn't cost that much to get the cruise control option. Also handy for obeying 35 MPH speedlimits after a few wobbly-pops.

Yes and also have masturbated the passenger while I was driving (not at the same time)

Not that I'm aware of...

Yes and yes.

Gentle Jesus on a cross!!! No Way..I could kill someone, or myself.. Sickety sick.

No........... and as a follow up getting a blow job whilst driving is very UNENJOYABLE as well

No, but I masturbated someone that was driving

No, but I masturbated someone else.

I don't drive. And I would probably need both of my hands. At least in the beginning.

I'm not sure... I may have. I know I did someone while he was driving.

> 47 times....last week.
>
> Actually, no, I haven't. I'm not very good at multi-tasking.


I often have lunch while driving!

I have cruise control on all my vehicles now, but the truck I had back then didn't have it. This was back in the early eighties. These days If my woman or I get horny I've got the money to pull over at any hotel/motel and get a room for the night, and have done it many times.

Only when I'm borrowing someone else's vehicle.

You do, of course, stop at the beer store before the motel, right?

Don't give me any ideas...

Irene007, you might want to rephrase your last response. It leaves a little too much to the imagination.

No, I've not done this.

> Irene007, you might want to rephrase your last response. It leaves
> a little too much to the imagination.

Not while my children were watching.

I hope you're not talking the kind of lunch I'm thinking. That would be rather disturbing to me.

Blow job and unenjoyable in the same sentence......I never thought there would be a day I'd hear (or see) that.

I like to relax, concentrate on the moment/feelings etc etc............... Whilst driving? How can you enjoy it? your attention is otherwise diverted, you cant close your eyes and enjoy the moment.............For want of a better explanation...... imagine you are masturbating and just as you reach climax , you are fatally interrupted (someone walks in on you, whatever) you have your climax , but its not "finished" properly and its ruined.......... get my point?... thats what having a lollipop and driving at the same time feels like for me

Submarine sandwiches and hot dogs!

Oh, I can understand that. Well, not exactly, but I can imagine. I just think it's amusing to see lollipop and unenjoyable in the same sentence.

It's your story, tell it like you want to.

im sure the instructor would love it

I usually don't need to. I almost always have a full cooler in the back seat. Normally when it gets down to under 12 Beers I'll fill it back up, so I'm rarely ever without Beer. Now if I'm on my bike or in my vette I don't carry any Beer so I would have to stop then.

Yea, I hear ya.............like an oxymoron Bad lollipop............(though I have had one of those too... use tongue, not teeth!!! )

All women should practice on a banana. If you leave teeth marks, you aren't ready for the real thing!

What fruit would men practice on for women?.............. a peach?

I guess that could work. I never put a lot of thought into that one. Scary how I put thought into women practicing, though.

yes
*crash*
ooops!

cant say i have, im wondering how anyone could and still payattention to the road/traffic...maybe thats what the butt-hole was doing when i was driving home today around 10 driving in the middle of both lanes constantly swerving...more likely drunk though lol

how did you see the road at all though with your "person" sitting on your lap or did she like bend over the wheel or something?

I had to look around her, one side then the other. It really was a pain. Like I told Fordguy these days I'll just stop and get a room where ever I am.

Often, years ago before everyone had cell phones. At a red lite one day in the city a girl in the passenger seat of the pickup truck on my left saw me and blew me a kiss.

I have never driven a car.

Well, yes and no... I did him when I was both driver and passenger. I couldn't hold a straight line if he did me!

We stopped before driving became a problem.

It sounds like it might involve a) crashing or B ) getting arrested so not tried it :)

Slow manipulation is useful in trying to stay awake on long drives.

Its Best when you look over and see someone watching you, like an instant orgasm

I can not say no ...But I have done so while someone else was driving and have done the same thing in return to the driver....

no, but someone else has while I was in the car

I do it all the time. I love getting next to a female in a van, truck, or sport utility so they can watch. It also excites me to go through drive through's. Some have the two window drives. Its interesting some of the reactions I get.

Regular habit

Sure. I can also pee into a 32 oz. Snapple bottle to save on a pit stop, driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles on the Interstate 5... now that takes a bit more skill.

once while alone, once while w/ gf. she started it, were lucky we lived

I've masterbated a few guys while they drove :)

Nice L'eggs.

No

yeah, i did once, it was interesting. glad that i had paper towels up front though to clean up the mess when i was sone.

yes and yes on the last one too

ack no.

No.

Sometimes you just have to relieve the pressure.

No, but I've been fingered by someone who was driving, and jerked off a guy while I was driving before.

It was night time so no one could see me, although I think it would have been a turn on if i could have been seen

long trip. had to do something to keep awake!

Road head...nuff said.

I have done it in my car and in the 18 wheeler that I drive at work.

Hmm I take the 5th...