The "say something nice" game

I like snobs. They think they are better than me, so they ignore me and, as a result, I don't have to put up with them.

Say something nice about internet trolls.

Internet trolls can make things more interesting, sometimes!

Say something nice about prostitutes.

Prostitutes provide a valuable service to society by providing an outlet to married men whose wives refuse to put out. If women actually performed their wifely duties properly by getting on their knees and taking it in the mouth or the ass we arguably wouldn't even need the world's oldest profession anymore.

So, hats off to prostitutes for picking up the slack and making the world a better place. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it!

Say something nice about cold callers.

The nicest thing about them it's they are "annoying"!!!

say something nice about "fanatic people".

Fanatic people are great because they know how to pay attention.

say something nice about diarrhea.

Diarrhea cleans you out.

Say something nice about wasps/hornets/bees in general.

Wasps, hornets and bees give my dog something to do. They buzz around the blue recycle box where she's tied when she's out and snaps at them endlessly. It seems to be a happy game because she looks for them even when they are not around. Bzzzzz Bzzzzz

Say something nice about trailer parks.

Trailer parks ensure that, if a tornado blows through my area, my house will remain safe and sound. They're like little tornado magnets.

Say something nice about lawyers.

If it werent for lawyers, innocent people such as, 'Michael Jackson', and 'OJ Simpson' Would be in jail right now.

Say something nice about porta potties

If it wasn't for porta potties, we wouldn't be able to have festivals and county fairs.

say something nice about cleptomaniacs

Kleptomaniacs aren't picky, so they will steal some of the ugly stuff that no one else would want to buy.

Say something nice about hillbillies.

Hillbillies are kind enough to exist so they can be the butt of our jokes. And they make moonshine.

Say something nice about headaches.

headaches. They are nice when I don't have one.

say something nice about liars

Dammit...I am going to have to put some thought into this one. [5 minutes later] Liars can get up to 20 years in prison for Perjury (see Lil' Kim).

Say something nice about terrorists.

Terrorists frequently blow themselves up in the process.

Say something nice about child molesters.

they have good taste generally.

SORRY I THOUGHT I was STILL ON SNOBs.. Child molesters!?? sorry. there's nothing good.. I refrain from that one.

Say something good about Crooked Cops........

Crooked Cops can be bribed.

Say something nice about evil zebras.

they are always right

My sexy gf Jenna's snobs are hot and green.... She has a big snob... she also has a big penis... I like that.

...and there marks the end of that successful thread.



Good survey, Joalis!

thanks

Say something nice about telemarketers

You can always hang up on them.

Say something nice about the Jerry Springer show.

The Jerry Spinger show lets me take out my frustrations vicariously.

Say something nice about guitars.

Guitars sound nice.

Say something nice about neighbors' dogs that crap on your yard.

> Kleptomaniacs aren't picky, so they will steal some of the ugly stuff
> that no one else would want to buy.

I like that one!!

> they have good taste generally.

Regardless of what you thought you were replying too - CK surely agrees with you anyway!

They fertilize the lawn and are likely to get hit by a car running loose like that..


Say something nice about Ossama Bin Laden.

Osama's eyebrows are curved rather nicely.

Say something nice about millipedes

millipedes don't make a big *crunch* when you squish them.

say something nice about mullets. (the haircut, you know, "business in the front, party in the back"?)

Mullets look practical and easy to self-cut. (No hair in their face while working, only cut where it's easy to reach)

Say something nice about Mondays

Monday a great way to start to end the week. now say something nice about ignorance

love this survey!!!

thanks. I got the idea from a web forum.

Is that the end of this ques??? I expect something more!!!

Ignorance is a great way to avoid reality.

Say something nice about toxic waste.

The glow from toxic waste is beautiful at night.

Say something nice about George W. Bush

Bush as a nice bank account!!!

Say something nice about Charles Manson

The movie "Helter Skelter" was about Charles Manson and it was very good.

Say something nice about not getting paid for a vacation day

Not getting paid for a vacation day gives you and your co-workers something to complain about at the water cooler and allows you to form a united front against "the man".

Say something nice about hernias.

> Mullets look practical and easy to self-cut.

There's my huge laugh for the day! OMG, what a fantastic survey!

Hernias give you the opportunity to be cared for by (hopefully) kind nursing staff while you eat the (hopefully) delicious hospital food.

Say something nice about hospital food.

That's probably where mullets started. Some poor Joe wanted to cut his hair that was getting in his face while he tried working on his dying pick-up. He cuts the hair that's bothersome, but doesn't bother with or can't reach the back. A trend is born.

Hospital food helps you loose weight as it takes an hour to receive and half of it is inedible.

Say something nice about computer viruses.

Your kind way of describing them just made me howl.

Computer viruses are nice because people can't catch them.


Say something nice about Adolf Hitler.

The first thing that Adolf Hitler did was kill all the lawyers. lol He created jobs and brought Germany out of the depression.

Oh wait. I went allready. My bad.

Say something nice about spammers/scammers.

At least they are working.


Say something nice about cleaning the toilet.

Cleaning the toilet makes it look sparkly and feel all sanitary for the next time you have to sit on it.

Say something nice about running out of beer.

Aw... Jeez! What's nice about that?!! Ok...Ok...

I get to do a little exercise walking to the store across the street to get more!

Say something nice about having a pubic hair stuck down your throat.

Having a pubic hair stuck down your throat means that you've been getting some "action".

Say something nice about the IRS.

if it weren't for the IRS i wouldn't work so hard to make up the money that they take and i would be sapping money from the government and a thorn to society in general.

say something nice about karl rove.............

this is a great survey!!

There is a remote chance he may resign.


Say something nice about a fly crawling on your dish of food.

Protein!!

Say something nice about not getting enough sleep

When zombies take over, they may mistake you for one of them and leave you alone, giving you the opportunity to save the world, should you find the energy to do it.

Say something nice about smokers.

I am in love with a smoker. I hate the smell but love him.


Say something nice about going to the dentist.

The dentist gives you nitrous oxide. Ahhhh Whippits!

Say something nice about bathtub scum.

The slippery, scummy surface makes taking a shower an adventure, not a chore.


Say something nice about an abscessed, ingrown hair in your buttcrack.

they give u morphine as they cut it open and drain it


Say something nice about pms

PMS allows you to act like a diva, scream shout and demand things and have an excuse for it.

Say something nice about getting a bad cut from the hairdresser.

You can tell people you're setting a new fashion trend.

Say something nice about getting a full-body cavity search by the police.

It might be fun

Say something nice about car accidents

You can tell your insurance that the broken tail light you got while backing up two weeks ago is a result of the car that rear ended you and they'll pay to fix it.

Say something nice about mosquitoes.

The presence of mosquitoes gives you a legitimate excuse to pop someone on the back of the head and be totally and immediately forgiven for it.

Say something nice about traffic jams.

Traffic jams are nice because they give you an excuse to be late or give well-needed relaxation time to those who are too busy in their lives.

Say something nice about tornadoes.

I need to replace my roof and let the insurance company pay for it.

Say something nice about dry heaves.

I think that snobs are so disgusting and filthy creatures of habit, and I do not want them around here"

Say something nice about the Baptist , Pentecostals and Evangelatins and Charismatics they all forgot to change their diapers and the poop smells so bad in here, and they are picking the boogers out of their nose yuck

Snobs are people too (really!)

Their insecurities rise to the surface in the form of snobbery. In fact, snobs are probably an unhappy lot, given that they must project an image of superiority over the rest of us, whether there's a reason for ot or not. And this masquerade is a 24/7 deal. No snob would admit to farting, drooling when they sleep or, god forbid, admit that their poo stinks. That is for the lower classes.

So, you see, we must take pity on snobs; theirs is not an easy life. Every day is another grueling challenge of oneupsmanship, every day a battle to demean and belittle others in a stupid contest for social standing that only they understand.

Would you like some Grey Poupon with that?

How about saying something nice about Karl Rove?

At least young Christian men aren't the same horny dumbasses who spend $20 on shots hoping that they'll get a chance to pick up a shot girl. If anything, not being one of these is definatly a redeeming quality. Plus, if enough of them choose not to have sex until marriage, that makes it a lot easier on the rest of us.

Say something nice about the New Orleans Saints.

Hi Irene, I sent you then box today morning, It will take about 14days max, and you have to take it by yourself, it contains "soumac, thyme(oregano), and a letter..

What do I have to answer about? Karl Rove or New Orleans Saints???

1.Karl Rove has been a frequent target of critics of the Bush administration (this is all what I know about him).
2.New Orleans Saint are adding new players like "Dwight Smith" from Tampa Bay, with these new players they are trying to improve their defensive unit that was ranked dead last in the league in 2004.

Bouf, now say something nice about using cell-phone when driving.

OK Will be expecting it!

> Snobs are people too (really!)
>
> Their insecurities rise to the surface in the form of snobbery. In
> fact, snobs are probably an unhappy lot, given that they must project
> an image of superiority over the rest of us, whether there's a reason
> for ot or not. And this masquerade is a 24/7 deal. No snob would
> admit to farting, drooling when they sleep or, god forbid, admit that
> their poo stinks. That is for the lower classes.
>
> So, you see, we must take pity on snobs; theirs is not an easy life.
> Every day is another grueling challenge of oneupsmanship, every day
> a battle to demean and belittle others in a stupid contest for social
> standing that only they understand.
>
> Would you like some Grey Poupon with that?
>
> How about saying something nice about Karl Rove?

Hypersky?? How the Hell are you? Haven't seen you here in a dog's age!!!

You get to talk on the phone with your friends and kill time while you're stuck in traffic.

Say something nice about a locust swarm.

Me too..

> At least young Christian men aren't the same horny dumbasses who spend
> $20 on shots hoping that they'll get a chance to pick up a shot girl.
> If anything, not being one of these is definatly a redeeming quality.
> Plus, if enough of them choose not to have sex until marriage, that
> makes it a lot easier on the rest of us.
>
> Say something nice about the New Orleans Saints.
>

The New Orleans Saints are nicer then the Denver Broncos, GO" New Orleans kick Bronco butts hee hee hee

Say something nice about the New York Jets