What would you do if you found out your grandma worked as a phone sex operator?

Both of my grandmothers have been dead for years, so I would find this unlikely...unless the company is hiring corpses.

laugh hysterically! if you knew my grandma, you'd laugh, too...only because i could see her doing it in a way.

I wouldn't care too much since she's two generations ahead of me. I'd just let my mom or dad worry about that.

If a hypothetical me hypothetically found out that my hypothetical grandma was a hypothetical phone sex operator I'd probably be shocked - hypothetically. Although it would depend on which hypothetical character traits my hypothetical grandma hypothetically possessed.

Back in the real world however, this is a redundant question.

I would be very surprised as both of my grandmothers are deceased.

I would laugh my ass off. Then call her.

Shocked and funny.

I would be shocked, at first. Then, I'd think it was funny. I'd also wonder about the people that called her. My grandma's 73 years old and has severe alzheimer's. She does talk about sex, though. It really would be interesting to listen in on some of those conversations.

I would be shocked. Especially since they are both dead. But assuming you mean before this, I'd still be shocked.

I'd think it was funny as she has been dead for over twenty years.

I would piss in my pants and I would ask how much $$$$ she does lol

I would be ecstatic, because that would mean they have working telephones in the afterlife. However, considering my grandmother's disposition working as a Phone Sex Operator might be construed as a form of Hell.

I used to work for phone sex.. I guess i'd say...well I followed in your shoes grandma!!!!

lmao. thats funny.

I'd pray to God that she didn't work at the number I regularly called

Don't have a grandma, haven't for 30 years.

I would laugh my ass off !!

I'd think my Grandma was a hot sex kitten and i'd make love with her

i'd laugh my head off!!!

i think that would be funny....i wouldn't doubt it if she did, she got one of those 900 voices.....

Since she died long before I was born, I wouldn't care. It's nice to know that phone sex companies don't discriminate against hiring dead people. Most companies do. The only problem is that they have to have her speak through a Ouija board.

I wouldn't believe it; it's just too far-fetched.

I'd think it was funny - especially listening to that gravelly voice!

I'd laugh my ass off

Call, he hee

I would not care and would think it was funny. I don't think either one of my Grandmothers would have done this and niether one had the voice for it, at least when I was old enough to start remembering what they sounded like.

I'd be pretty surprised.

My grandparents are all dead so it would be rather surprising.

"my cock is getting hard"
"oh, well that's lovely dear."
"I wanna get off bad"
"oh, I got a bottle of lotion I can rub on you"
"oh, rub it on me baby"
"I love playing with your balls"
"ouuh ouuuh, grab my slimy cock"
"I rub your chest"
"rub it baby, aaahhhh ahhh I about to cum"
"oh, you want me to rub some lotion on you. I got a bottle of lotion baby"
"aaaaaahhhh, did I get it all over you?"
"oh yeah, you got it all over my face"
"ahh, that felt great. Now swallow the drips left over"
"oh, I love sucking cock"
"yeah"
"oh baby, are you about to cum"

hym, sounds like easy money. I bet if I could get one of those voice changer thingies"

well, it wasnt good money, was $7.00 an hour... Plus there are the really weird people.. One guy wanted me to talk like a robot, and said that he was turned on by that robot off of the Jetsons, Rosie i think... And then there are the guys that want you to talk about 'poop & pee' So yeah, it had it's ups, and downs!!!

I would imagine that I would have to worry about that creapy feeling of being a straight guy listening to other guys getting off that on top of all of that.

I'd think it was funny but tell granny that I'm so glad she's having a good time and getting paid for it.

Cool! I'm guessing that it's not at all what it's "advertised" to be....am I right?

actually this one was.. We were all in our own 'rooms' and we were all pretty cute... But I have heard different of others...

*too busy shuddering to respond properly*

I'd call her...

...to congratulate her on her new job!!!

You put way to much thought into that. Very funny, though.

You know which old woman would be perfect for a phone sex operator? Ellen Albertini Dow. She played the old woman, Rosie, in the Wedding Singer. She also plays the grandma in "Wedding Crashers" and has been in a crapload of other movies.

I'd wet myself laughing, and then ask how much it paid.

Both of my grandmothers, paternal and maternal, have been dead for years.

I'd think it was funny

My grandma is going to be 70 soon and she can make my husband blush, it would not suprise me, she has the mind of a sexpot!

I wouldn't tell grandpa.

I wouldn't really care. I mean there is plenty of other things that are worse.

give her a bell

Oweee, I couldn't look at her the same way..

But You don't know my Grammy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's probably on this website ... Grammy are u there???

My mom's mother is a skanky old dog, so it wouldn't surprise me at all. I never speak to the silly old bag, so I wouldn't do anything.

I would piss myself laughing

It'd be sex from the grave, but might appeal to some!

I am getting a visual of any one of my grandmas doing this, and for one grandma, I'd be saying, "You go girl, rake in that money!" For the other grandma, I'd be laughing my ass off thinking of what she would say to the poor guy on the other end...

On my Dad's side or my Mom's side?

Figures.

I'd think," so that’s what happens in the after life?"

Actually I would think it was cool but I would hope she wasn't the one I talked to the night before.

Unless my grandma is working for the Necrophilia Sex Line, I'd say the story is bogus. One of my grandmas died when I was a baby, the other before I was born.

Aw no, that's vile.