If you had telekinesis what would you do with it?

Fight crime maybe?

Rain carnage like Carrie did at the prom in the movie "Carrie".

I'd join the X-Men.

Clear the highway of wrecks that were holding up traffic.

move things with my mind

I would move objects with the force of my mind.

great minds...

Sweep and mop the floors. And shoes would follow me home like on the commercial lol

OK... I'll try harder...

o I'd unsnap bikinis on girls at the beach.
o I'd re-enact the scene in The Empire Strikes Back, where Luke is trapped by a snow beast and uses the force (TK) to pull his light-saber out of the snow and free himself... over and over.
o I'd TK myself to fly around. Or perhaps myself and a rug, so it looked like I had a flying carpet.
o I'd get some giant wooden blocks and build stuff with them, on a huge scale.
o I'd move the moon around so that there was a total solar eclipse whenever I wanted.
o I'd threaten to knock California into the ocean unless they gave me a million dollars... no wait, make that a billion dollars!
o I'd stop buying gas because I could drive around without starting the engine in my car.

Clean house.

I'd make the mountain come to Mohammed.

Telekinesis would make cleaning up easier! That would be nice.

I would use my telekinetic powers to keep California from falling into the ocean! And then I would float New England off of the US, down around South America and up into the Pacific. I'd anchor it off the coast of Oregon. Then the whole west coast could secede and form the United Blue States of America. Plus, then I could come visit you more easily!

Oh, I like your idea better!

But, getting a billion dollars would still be kind of nice. Maybe, I could threaten to knock Florida into the ocean instead. Though, it's not worth as much. So, maybe I'd just demand 10 million.

Put it in a box and store it in the closet.

Be even lazier and use it to fetch things for me instead of getting up.

Cause Bill's skirt to lift up whenever he walked over a grate.

How very Jean Grey of you!

The next phase of my plan involves floating Florida off and letting Cuba have it. Sorry. But you could telekinetically transfer a billion dollars to yourself pretty easily. And telekinetically move all the police away when they come to arrest you.

I guess I'd be joining Pomeranian and the X-Men then!

Freak people out by moving their coffee mugs when they were just about to drink out of them.

Nothing as this isn't something I would be interested in having in the first place.

Does bill have nice legs?

I think that's a rather subjective thing!

Clothes would mysteriously be flying off all those sweet young latina girls.

knock over people i dont like with various objects, clean house, etc

i could also join police force and instead of chasing criminals, just use my power to stop them, maybe shake them a little or bang them against a few walls depending on why I am arresting them

I would move myself from one country to the next as I saw fit. I would also use it to take care of chores and things that I did not want to do.

Make cars pull over when they are going too slow.

OK, you can have Florida too. *pout*

Is it OK if I fudge around with Iceland?

pervert!

don't know, it's not something i think about everyday!!!

What ever I dang well please... Money, jewelry, you name it would be mine...

Wreak havoc?!!

Sure! Just don't hurt Bjork!

Set out on a mission to right the injustices of the world, One man can make a difference!!, To help the oppressed, downtrodden and be their beacon of light, ray of hope to aid them in their plight and to use my powers to rise up against those who consider themselves above the law ............ either that or go around removing women's clothes

I would make lots of money, retire young, and spend the rest of my days entertaining my grandchildren with my powers.

I think Bjork's busy doing E in London and doesn't have time for Iceland anymore...

Move money into my bank account

dog!

Yeah, she didn't even offer to share!!

Rude!

Fix professional sports games and roulette until I was a multi-millionaire. Help the Rams win three Super Bowls in a row. Then I would retire to Europe and spend the rest of my days traveling. I would probably become depressed at that point (finally realizing that money can't buy you happiness). So, I would go out to bars and get fall down drunk, pick fights with the locals, and then kick the crap out of them with my telekinetic ability. Then I would sober up (maybe rehab, but I could probably escape with ease), write a book, and go on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Then I would have the soup.

Gather and transport my yard waste (leaves, trimmings, etc.) to the transfer station (dump). Paint the house. Wash the windows. Fold the laundry. Whatever chore that needed doing that I didn't feel up to at the moment.

what type of soup would it be? i'm guessing..um...homemade chicken & dumpling soup?

That sounds good...it's almost lunchtime for me. In fact, it's past lunch. Considering I would be in the Late Night green room it would be whatever they had on hand. Although, I think Conan could provide me with chicken and dumpling soup.

NOTE: I brought a can of chicken soup with rice for lunch...very good guess.

what's funny, is i was going to say chix w/ rice, but then decided to give you something a bit more special, seeing as you can ask for what you want

Me loves chicken soup and rice. Me hates grammar.

bend spoons? LoL

see that i do.

too me.

doobie?

Weed Dee Dee Dee Weed Um Um Moo Ay...

it sure is lovely here in the jungle

uh...move stuff
and stuff......

rise flaccid cock....rise.................

Green everywhere...

Would be fun to do that to a guy who is being rude in public, in sweatpants. He starts screaming at a cashier os something and suddenly it goes up.

love the green

Green is great, green is good, let us thank it for our mood...

hahahaha...ok, you win

We'll call it a draw...

good joint effort

Huzzah!

Move stuff.

I would become an assassin a la Jason Ironheart (was that his name?)

Not really - I think I might become a surgeon.

Ironheart wasn't an assassin. He was a victim of the Psi-Corp's freaky experiments, and as a result he ended up evolving to the next level about a million years ahead of the rest of the species, but not before he passed ona "gift" to Talia Winters.

Wow I just out nerded myself there didn't I? Oh well, at least I don't make Wookie noises at the drop of a hat like Morgan Webb.

He was being changed to become an assassin - he ran because he was scared about what they would make him do. And he did kill Bester's sidekick - since he was a political prisoner then that might be considered an assassination...

Pity Talia's gift was never played with more...but I do prefer Lyta.

I remember a scene where he was talking to either Talia or Sinclair about the possibility of reaching with his mind into someone's neck and pinching the artery shut. A perfect murder, leaving no mark...

There's more than one nerd here

> Pity Talia's gift was never played with more...but
> I do prefer Lyta.

I do too. Just don't tell Garibaldi.

id prolly clean my room lol

undress women of course

- I'd physically eject any people from the cinema that made too much noise during the film.
- I'd force cars out of the way that hogged the outside lane of a dual-carriageway despite the nearest truck in the inside lane being over half a mile away.
- I'd force tractors and other slow-moving farm vehicles to pull over if the queue behind them grew to over 5 vehicles.
- I'd move cars that had taken up more than one parking space
- I'd prevent falling masonry from injuring pedestrians
- I'd cheat at air hockey
- I'd be able to shower using only a fraction of the water
- I'd fly

Anything and everything I could come up with..

smack this one dog in the head with an object cuz i can't be there to do it myself

I'm workin' on it!

For one thing, my tv is not remote capable, turning it off and on would be handy. Not having to get up off my sometimes tired ass to do those demanding chores.

I don't know.

I would move money into my bank account so we could finish the live CD. The studio work is done, just need to finalize.

If I could sell it easily, I'd move gold out of Fort Knox.

I'd probably spend a lot of time winning at the casino to earn a living, and for entertainment I'd probably be undressing beautiful women in public.

Disrobe unsuspecting females.

Nothing. I have no desire to have paranormal powers.

I would use it to undress cute girls and freak people out really bad by making things fly across the room!:)

clean my house

LOL!:)

I'd go to 'Vegas, the horse-track, the California Lottery Television Studios, the dog races, crappy sporting events and load up on money through betting and then begin to fix this flawed country, and then maybe the world.

"Money makes the world go 'round."

tease people

All housework.

i have had that ability along with telepathy, psychic dreams, esp, paranomal expirences, visions of a past life, seen things, heard things, i'm fairly receptive & not sure why.

I'd use it to scare a few people who annoy me.

Get stuff down from high cupboard and closet shelfs. No more step ladders. WHEE!

become a jedi knight.