Would you rather have silent farts that smell strong or loud farts that don't smell at all?

If I am alone, then the volume doesn't matter but the smell does. If I'm in public, I'd rather it were quiet so that any smell is untraceable!

Don't smell!

Silent smelly farts I suppose. Mine would smelly like roses, though. Then people would be like, "where's that lovely smell coming from?" and I'd proudly say, "I farted."

I like loud smelly farts that stain my underwear. I wonder if Bill would object to changing my name to Poopie Sandwich.

Now that, I would love to see...

Not really. I'm eating. (Strawberries )

and the name change...

I meant the name change

The other, I wouldn't even joke about wanting to see!

loud smelly farts that stain underwear aren't my idea of fun either.

not if you haven't showered in three days.

I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that

Loud smelly farts!

bleh...i don't really think about farts...my daughter farts like an old man, though, loud and smelly. and my son can practically fart on command. their choice would obviously be loud cuz they think it's hilarious.

Haha this made me laugh. I'm so juvenile.

I'd prefer to have silent, smelly farts. When you're in a crowd, you can't tell who dealt it! And if you're alone with someone, it's easy to leave the room. It's not a crap shoot (pardon the pun) if you know they're smelly all the time!

I like mine the way they are, they vary a lot back and forth.

I think it would be funny if everyone had loud non-smelly farts.

And blame the dog...

Nah, they would still smell like roses, they would simply be dying roses.

On another note, I haven't showered in three days. My farts still smell the same

But maybe they are disguised by the other emanations

I don't want to know of them. My roommate in Portugal used to "let 'em rip" while we were all seated around a table in our room, playing Spades. I'd complain, and his argument was always, "What?? They don't smell!" I finally told him, "It's just the thought of breathing in the air that's been locked up inside your ass that turns me off."

He cracked up, saying he'd never thought of it that way.

That is very possible.

Well that depends, if I have a seilent one, I would do it in the elevator, or in another spot where a lot of people are. That way they can blame it on someone else, because they won't really know who did it. I would do a loud one if I want someone to get away form me.

Too bad there's no option for loud and smelly.

if i had to then "silent fart" at least then if your in a room full of ppl and you do it you can quickly move away or say something like "what is that awful smell, do you guys smell that?"-it seems if your the first to acknowledge something like that they think that someone else did it, guess its the theory of if you did it why would you say anything/ think you'd act like nothing happened..all that probably makes no sense but oh well

Oh my a fart survey who ever thought of this, should be ashamed of passing gas. I can get so embarrassed and just blush! if I pass some gas and it is not so funny for a girl to do this? For a man to do this is funny indeed

Please do me a favor and stay off those elevators it could be very dangerous and hazardous to your health, the cables might snap and give way

Is that how you got your name "Danger"? explosive gas please use Caution??

Yes there is an Option? Call up the police bomb squad at once before you blow yourself up Kaboom"""""""""

Trinity Ann we all know it was you that farted? Even with a room full of people they will suspect you because the smell will linger to your clothes unless you use lots of perfume to get rid of the odor

The loud farts are disgusting and very embarrassing, the silent farts are better but if a husband or a boyfriend try to get you, a loud smelly fart that sticks to your panties are the best ones.

Liquid farts are something new and very different

What if after your death and they put your body in a coffin, and all of a sudden at the Funeral you blow your last very loud smelly fart and blow the "LID"?? off the coffin? You would kill a lot of innocent people at your funeral

If they're quiet, nobody knows who "committed the crime." But if they're loud, everybody knows it was you.

For they will sniff! you out BillF? And trace the smell right back to you even the quiet ones, you cannot hide them

I'll do my best!

Mine are usually of the silent and smelly variety - I'm sure my boyfriend wishes they were of the other kind since he is usually with me at the time they are released into the atmosphere. Loud farts are more satisfying - but then so is a darned good smell. I can't choose.

An elevator can become a gas chamber if it is crowded and everybody starts to fart all at one time, and it becomes your death chamber "HELP"

And then you wonder why there is Global Warming? Farts in the atmosphere

I'd rather have the loud ones cause then I could play it off as something else.

Yes, and Paul would say that most of the contribution is mine.

My farts vary either

I would just love it walk into a Baptist Church or any religious church and begin farting away and gas them to death?

i think i'd rather have silent smelly ones!!!! i mean come on everyone likes thier own brew don't they?

Walk into a Evangelical or Pentecostal Church on a sunday and surprise them with silent smelly one nobody will know! who did it? You sinners farted repent everyone of you or you are going to hell for blowing a fart.

And then the Baptist Church is more fun! a nice loud fart as you walk in the door who did it? Everybody looks around daah""

The Baptists enjoy their own brew?

A farting Baptist, A farting Pentecostal

loud farts that dont smell

Rather have the silent ones...can always be passed off on someone else.

id rather burp

I don't fart. I'm a lady.

I like a variety in my personal farts.