Is there a question you've always had, but have never been able to answer?

Yes, but I've never been able to ask.

Why is it when a bug smashes on your windshield it is always directly in your line of view? Was it divebombing for your mouth and didn't see the windshield? Then you try to use the windshield washers and it makes a big streak across the windshield. This question also applies to windshield wipers in general. They always go bad and streak directly at eye level. Why is that?

Why did they elect Bush?????????????

I wonder about busybodies. What are they thinking? Why do they want to get people in trouble? Do they think they are other people's keepers? Do they think they are mature, dignified and responsible and like to find people who aren't? Does this make them feel special? I want to know what's going on in the minds of people who think they are so much more caring, law abiding, sensitive, and virtuous than other people.

but it died with my uncle

realistically, why do you care so much?

Lots of them. I expect I never will be able to answer them.

Yeah, sure have.

Hasn't everyone?

Let's start with why can't I have a straight hair?

yes, and i still don't know how to answer it, or evening thinking of a question without an answer!

Where have all the flowers gone?

Yes.

What is irony?

Because he is the leader of the only super power left on this planet and his politics affect the whole world. The world deserves a better leader than Dubya.

Frankly, he's my president and not yours. If what happens here, affects the whole world, maybe the rest of the world should get off its lazy ass and do something about it.

Lazy ass? Oh my. Nevermind.

Why do people order a double cheesburger, a large fries, and a diet coke? Why does sour cream have an expiry date? Why doesn't Tarzan ever get a beard? If someone tells you they're a pathological liar, do you believe them? Do people who drive snowplows keep them at their houses so they can get out in the morning? Why isn't the whole plane made out of the stuff the indestructable black box is? If all the countries in the world are in debt, who do they owe the money to? Why do people use number 2 pencils, shouldn't we be using number ones? If God has limitless power, can he make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?
That's just a sample.

Nothing comes to mind. "Always" suggests that we're at least talking about my earliest memories...

I saw a movie at a friend's house when I was a kid that I've never been able to find any info on since I've become an adult. The friend's mother should not have let us watch this movie but she turned out to be a real piece of crap mother anyway so it does figure.

Anyway, the movie was about this little girl that choked on an apple and her mother freaked out and tried to give her a tracheotomy. The little girl died and came back to haunt her mom. So my question is: What is the name of this stupid movie?

Many many questions. Mainly related to what men are thinking. Also why does my hair refuse to curl even when it's got mousse, gel and hairspray on it??

You know, men are NOT thinking. Men cannot think (since the average IQ of men is 12).

I remember sitting on the steps, this was when I was in elementary school, and wondering "Is this all there is?"

Years later, I found out about Edgar Cayce, and my question was answered... no, this is NOT all there is.

Yes.... You mean like the stupid ones I alluded to in qual? .

Why men will pay $2 for a $1 item because they need it and why women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not need ......but because it was on sale?.........

............ I liked that... "I am not gonna get drawn into an argument, here" manoeuver maarten....... On a similar note ...... I have just seen Hotel Rwanda ............

Erm, kind of.
I have questions about the universe that I've yet to have had answered (by other people) in a way which seems satisfactory to me.

More!! I like your questions...........

Been there. Done that. Lots of times!

That is a movie I definately want to see as well. How was it?

You and men.

.............gripping, thought provoking, riveting, one of the years ten best,

Yes, lots.

How do you think they would do on an IQ test if there were pictures of naked women in between all the questions?

Much better probably... unless they were too distracted

Yes. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why am I so bad at waking up in the morning?

I also want to know exactly what it is about loud arguments or property destruction that gets bystanders riled up?
Is it the noise? If so, why doesn't a loud truck or people yelling in happy voices get them riled?
Is it because they are afraid they will get hurt? If so, why are they afraid two people who are angry with each other would hurt someone who has nothing to do with it?
Does it get their adrenaline pumping? Why?
And why doesn't it affect me that way, if it's supposed to be the common reaction? Do I have a weak adrenaline response?

Do you like tea, coffee or orange juice?

There are many questions I always had that I haven't yet been able to find the answers to, if that's what you mean.

I like orange juice. I've never had tea or coffee.

Oh. Orange juice sometimes refreshes me in the morning and helps me wake up.

I can't cope with much soon after I've got up. Water is usually ok, but even toothpaste makes me gag. I have trouble with anything but water before about 10:30am.

Oh. Sometimes a rush of fresh air helps me.

Yes I do have this nagging and burning question, and I wonder if most Men and most Boy's have a brain or not? I mean are some Males born without their brains? I have wondered about this because some Males can be so dumb and stupid like their cousin the donkey. Men are just like Donkey's in a way

I think in the IQ Test all the men would fail the test, if they saw naked women? I could run around them topless and they would love it them horny bastards

Do moth's have balls?

> Frankly, he's my president and not yours. If what happens here, affects
> the whole world, maybe the rest of the world should get off its lazy
> ass and do something about it.

How can there be a triune God, three persons in one deity?

Please, spare us from that visual...I just had breakfast!

There are some questions that should be asked in this, our life,... but the answers await in the next!

I haven't ever had a question for always.

i have a question. How come the Hulk's shirt rips off but his pants don't, even though his legs grow a lot too?

> Please, spare us from that visual...I just had breakfast! I prefer to eat vegetarian at times, just the thought of eating something dead like fish sounds very disgusting and gross and it will make me sick please spare me!
Jessica Rose

I know God created Adam and Eve and they in turn had Cane and Able, but then in the next section on the bible, there are thousands of people. Where did these people come from? It never says. Did God just 'pop' them onto earth as he did with Adam and Eve?

Yes...where did the balloon go? Or...when serving canned peaches is one can enough...is two too many?

I think it's ironic that you would ask that question.

I order Diet Coke because regular soda's simply have too much syrup in them for my taste, but, than again, I am liable to order two double cheeseburgers...so I get your point. Wait a minute, why can't I order a quadruple cheeseburger?

>Wait a minute, why can't I order
> a quadruple cheeseburger?

They don't want to be liable for you getting mad cow disease (vCJD)!

My neighbor is a Mad Cow. One would think I would already have it by now.

Only if you're in the habit of eating your neighbour's brains or spine...

or rendered proteins

Oooh...no.

You're probably safe enough then. There are some indications that drinking her milk could do it too, but I'd hate to put that image in your mind.

Oops....

Uggh. I almost fainted.

Why, after our getting through 30 years of life happily, did my widowed dad have to marry satan's spawn and we all had to start playing "dysfunctional family feud"?

why, oh why the sad starry sky

why the fudge am i still here?!

There is a pretty big time gap between God creating Adam & Eve and the "thousands of people". (I'm not quite sure where you got that?)

Remember, Adam lived 930 years, and in that time had many, many children. ("Adam lived 800 years after he had Seth and had other sons and daughters")
And his children had children ... and so on.

If god has been around since the beginning of existance when did he begin...i just can't figure out how he got there..I believe he created everything but what or who created him?

yes...why