If a zombie-clown wanted to eat your face, would you let it?

Is it a boy zombie-clown or a girl zombie-clown? Is it hot?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not if I could help it.

No - but I'm not sure that I would have much choice in the matter.

No, but I would say all clowns are zombie-like evil creatures.

Uhmm, let it, no. That doesn't mean it wouldn't happen. I mean, you know how determined those clown zombies are. My dog would tell you except the clown zombie proving me right means he's gone. Make sense?

:p

If I was already dead, sure.

nope

This is dumb without being funny.

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

No.

yeah, sure. Sounds like tons of fun, NOT!!!

huh...NO!!! Clowns are SCARY!!!!

As in the movie "It"?

Of course not. What kind of question is that? The obvious answer is no! If anybody says yes, they're either lying, or making up some stupid joke.

Hell no man, i like my face just where it is besides - i have to mop more than usial as it is.

Fudging hell! Thanks for those nightmares!

Lacking imagination, and stupid!

Since I wouldn't want to turn into a zombie-clown with no face, I'll say "No".

hell no!

have you got the "head creeps" AIC?

Hahaha. I did the night I made this survey. I have no idea what I was thinking!! Good one by the way! I wouldn't figure a caviar taster to know that much about Alice In Chains.

I love them....I have everything they ever did

I would run screaming from the building or wherever the zombie-clown was.

Yes of course

Got to agree with you on that one, Matty.
Hey, also, I wanted to say, I laughed out loud at one of your posts the other day, on the "have you ever seen a dead human body?" survey... when Sweetly99 went off on one and you just asked, "seen have you seen one, or not?" V funny.

thanks again. I didn't, however, do so to be mean spirited, it's just that Sweetly99 tends to ramble a little.

Yeah, I know, I wasn't laughing in a cruel way either it just made me chuckle...
*Sweetly99 tends to ramble a little.* No kidding. They had the chats that day, for sure.

My impression of her is a sweet, perhaps befuddled, future housewife. I imagine she will make an outstanding mother and grandmother.

she said she is 50 and I'm pretty sure she is more than "befuddled" More like CRAZY.

i dont understand your point

NO

why would I

I would either kick him in the balls or wherever or beat him to death with a baseball bat or jab him to death with my .5 millimeter mechanical pencil.

If one came in my direction, I would throw a bunch of rat at him and let them eat his face and entire body before he even got a chance. That would be pretty cool also. Besides, at least I'd finally find a good use for them

A walking-dead clown with a smiley face... no wonder kids are afraid of them! I think I'll get my weapon from a previous survey and take care of this problem right now!

I like Johnny Cash when he sang with Alice In Chains... matter of fact, they have had a lot of greats sing with them. I like AIC

no, i would run away as fast as my long legs would carry me.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

Under no circumstances...No.