How creative can you be?

no

Yes!

> no

OK Then. You help Heyzeus with the tasks!

hehehehe...i'm no good at this sort of thing. hence why he does surveys while i do not.

You never make surveys??

very very very very rarely.
heyzeus is the artsy creative one in the family, not i...i leave this sort of thing up to him.

Are you not responsible for my earrings? Huh? And the author of the blue Lady? Huh - huh?

oh yeah

ok

Yeah sure, count me in.

ok. nothing too challenging. i dont drink coffee anymore

Nope. I hate poetry, don't write songs.

Yes.
(Although that's not really an answer to your question!)

Bring it on!

your task is to make a doily that says the word 'fudge'
if you cant make one, find us a picture of something similar.

THIS survey is not about poetry or songs...at least not completely.

your task is to make a piece of art, functional or not out of beer cans, panty hose and a ford logo. then take a picture of it and post it here.

your task is to talk cerealkiller into doing something creative.

heh, no thats not fair...
sing us a song about alaska, trying to recruit more women to go there.

im mad at ohio
people from ohio are excluded from this survey

preach to us a san fransisco sermon...
from the point of a homosexual, using passages from the bible that can be interpreted to say its okay to be gay.

your task is to find a sweet old english couple, take their picture, and then photoshop american flags and pro-bush signs into their hands.

(hahahahawhawhaaaw!)

your task is to cook me some dinner woman!

or, if thats too hard, how about a photoshoped picture of bush kissing blair.
ha!
no seriously, its about you being creative, so run with those type of ideas, and post us a picture you made!

i just remembered that great rap you did last time. how about the southside doily rap?

and if you don't know how to do that, your task is to.......




make a survey!!!

no & no

Will you write a little story or something? I know heyzeus gave me a new challenge, but I wanted to try anyway.

I'm not feeling very good. I'll try to come up with something soon, though.

ok this is the best i can do on short notice and not much sleep:

Women don't like it here
or so I'm told
To stand the weather
you have to be bold
It's more than just fishing
and panning for gold
There's a wider selection of men
are you still not sold?
I's a place where your beer
will always be cold!

Forget it... I just don't like this kind of game.

yes

Sure - I'll play. Gimme one...

ok.

been waiting for YOU. you get to make a song on your keyboards, and i will upload it to my site for everybody to hear.

> i just remembered that great rap you did last time. how about the
> southside doily rap?

I think I'll do both...

I will get on it tomorrow (I haven't slept in 29 hours and I really have to go to bed!)

yes

> your task is to make a doily that says the word 'fudge'
> if you cant make one, find us a picture of something similar.

If I can't make one! Pfft! HERE!!

,,I,,

i love it!

ok....

how do I save it?

No thanks...I'm not particularly creative.

> i just remembered that great rap you did last time. how about the
> southside doily rap?

SOUTHSIDE DOILY (W)RAP

Now everybody from the Eastsiiiiiide....

Rewind to the past, the year, 1-9-5-4
And let me tell what they sold in the store
Just so you won't be surprised when I throw up before your eyes
Just what the old biddies did, you realize

Biddy bump - Biddy-biddy, bump-bump!

It was crocheting - it wuz genetic
Copacetic quite pathetic, but poetically prophetic
Now 50 years up the line, we all look back
and say them doilies in '54 was wack!

Biddy bump - Biddy-biddy, bump-bump!

Now we gots it back on our couch
Can't help but scream ouch!
Look at them ugly suckas
Chillin like ugly mutha-fudgeas

Biddy bump - Biddy-biddy, bump-bump!

Yo them doilies' the crap!
Was a dark day when the nannies took a hit
Started playin' bingo, drinkin' Geritol and just lampin'
Rappin' and tradin' secrets about crochetin'

Biddy bump - Biddy-biddy, bump-bump!

Ain't needing no biddies no more
You can find them in every store
Because of China - I'm gonna have a cow...
Even Wallmart sells 'em now!!

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> ,,I,,
>
> i love it!

Yeah... I'm starting to like it too!

if i EVER ever ever ever EVER had a flippin doily in my house...i'd want that one.

I'll talk to my sister... She can make doilies!

um...thanks?

(btw...your rap nearly killed me...you are the BEST)

Yes, please give me something to do at work.

Wow, that's brilliant. I give you a standing ovation.

sure..but there's no guarantees.

Yes.

*blushes* Doilies ROCK man!!

> Wow, that's brilliant. I give you a standing ovation.

uh... For the doily or the song?!?

use creative recorder, when you hit stop record it saves.

Will do!

I did not choose to be born here!!!

if you want...i'll beat him for you

Yeah sure, why not.

yeah but you still live there!
okay, giuve us a conversation from two ohio farmers talking about why they voted for bush.

cool!

ok. tell us what its like to be a small black lesbian child trapped in a president's body.

in a distant, alternate future, you did pack up and move to mexico.
tell us about your first two days there, and what happenned as you travelled further south looking for work and a place to settle.

sing us a hillbilly song about how you finally got the bear that kept wrecking your still in northwoods kentucky.

hi elvis!
you have decided, on your deathbed to write a letter to the world about why you decided to fake your death. lets have it!

ok. you are your husband.
tell us about your typical day.

i missed your chess message, i clicked send to fast.

You have just figured out you are the reincarnation of jesus christ. tell us what you are going to do to save the world.

convince us that the world rests on the back of a giant turtle. use all the scientific proofs you can think of.

did i forget anyone?

ok, now get some men to come up there.

great! write us a poem about what its like to not be particularly creative!

How about a picture of me as a 75 year old? Just using an online program so not hugely creative, but it's pretty funny.

Till he cries?

I guess I am not vry creative. All I can do is laugh at my project.

> How about a picture of me as a 75 year old? Just using an online program
> so not hugely creative, but it's pretty funny.

Ooh, that sounds fun. Can you point me in the right direction?

Well, I got bunch of drugs, and i decided to take them all at once. For some unknown reason, that deadly mix killed me. So they Meheecans carried my dead body to the south where the Shaman Shabamba revived me and changed my name t Iseult. Oh, and on the way I picked up for magic mashrooms for you.
Now, I am married to Meheecan soap star Carlos Rodriguez. He beats me and yells at me, but alas, c'est la Meheeco.

You can play around wth it here: http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/

It takes some fiddling to get a decent result, and it can be hard to choose the best picture for the job. But here's what I got for me as an old lady (looks a lot like my grandma):

I've just checked the site and they've made it a lot simpler - but that means the results aren't nearly as good either

ha..ok..

4:45 a.m. alarm on cell phone goes off...hit snooze...4:55 a.m. alarm goes off again...hit snooze....5:05 a.m. alarm goes off..hit snooze....5:15 a.m. alarm goes off..hit snooze....grabs balls...roll over...play with wife's bewbs...hopes to get some morning sex...the realizes it's not going to happen....plays with balls again...rolls out of bed...turns off cell phone alarm..turns on closet light....goes into the bathroom...clears throat...hocks big loogie...cough cough...spit..spit spit...spit..cough cough...piss...cough...spit...rubs penis..grabs balls...brushes teeth...cough..spit..*thinks about taking a shower and jerking off...decides fudge it..already running late*....walks back into bedroom...yells "HEATHER...wheres some clean jeans????"....finds them right infront of where I'm standing...gets dressed....*thinks about that morning sex again and gets a little pissed because it's still not going to happen*
walks into kitchen...turns on light...lights cigarette...says FUDGE about 13 1/2 times while slamming cupboard doors looking for tupperware to put some cereal in to take to work. finds it in the clean dishrack after searching for 2.2 minutes..yells "FUDGE" one more time...finishes packing lunch...starts jeep with remote start...finishes cigarette..walks outside to leave for work. *still thinking about 'not' having sex*
drives to gas station...gets coffee...talks crap to the chick who works there...drives to jobsite while drinking coffee, smoking cigs and listening to NPR...gets to jobsite...smokes more cigs...works for a while...talks crap...
10:30 a.m....leaves with co-worker...drives to gas station, buys 2 power drinks and a pack of rolling papers, drives back to jobsite, rolls joint on the way. get to jobsite...climb to top of the pick-n-save roof...smoke half the joint while telling 'party stories from back in the day' ...work for a little while longer, go back on top of roof, smoke other half of joint with 'co-worker'...work for a while longer...pack up and leave. go to car...get in...*thinks about sex* call heather...ask if there is anything planned for the evening. drive home smoking cigs and listening to NPR.
Get home....
ethan-"HI DADDY!" me-"HI MUNCHER! wanna help daddy take his boots off?" ethan "YEA!"...takes boots off..helps ethan put them in the hallway...kiss heather...pick up ethan...give kiss and hug...wrestle a little bit with him...go take a shower...jerks off...gets dressed..asks heather what's for dinner...goes down into garage...smokes...eats dinner while watching re-runs of seinfeld on t.v...plays with ethan...talks on the phone...goes back down into garage..smokes some more...goes on the computer....talks on the phone...back down to garage...back on the phone...on the computer..phone..smoke...computer... play with ethan...watch tv...phone..smoke...computer...smoke...one more trip to garage...*hopes* that ethan falls asleep so i can get some ass...then the rest of the night goes according to just this formula... ethan sleeping + heather 'not' having period = sex / ethan awake still = no sex / heather crabby = no sex
either way...goes into bed...watches dailey show...falls asleep during colin quinn..........
4:45 a.m. alarm goes off.............

Thanks, I'm going to check it out! You're gorgeous at 20 and 75!

you betcha!

Maybe I'll have a boyfriend when I'm 75 then

Okay, that is officially the most entertaining thing I have come across in a long time. I might as well give up on getting anything else accomplished today.

It was more fun before, when you had to line up the eyebrows really accurately and everything - but it is fantastic! I spent about 2 days playing with it before I remembered I had work to do

Dear world,

This is just a short note to say how much I've enjoyed watching the news reports of my supposed death and the legends that have grown up around my "alleged" appearances. Of course, my friends and colleagues in the Church of Scientology have long known the truth, but I feel it is now time to reveal all to the sceptics as well as believers. When the plastic surgery went horribly wrong, I felt that I simply could not continue to be seen in public with my disfigurement. I was on the verge of committing suicide, when the spirit of Ron Hubbard appeared to me and instructed me in a far better way. With the help of some of his disciples, I faked my death and moved, initially to a small commune in Estonia but then, after some further surgery to restore a semblence of human appearance, I returned to the US and joined the cast of a daytime soap opera. Contractual limitations prevent me from revealing the name of the program, but I'm sure you'll have no difficulty in working it out. It will be the one without my character after the third episode in season twenty-three.

Love,

Elvis

Yes!

I wish I could have seen it then. Still, wow! I make a nice elderly person if I do say so.

Now you're going to have to post it

Maybe so!

*waits*

Grrr. I can't get it to save!

Grr!!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm not creative
How about you?

There...are you happy, satisfied? I hope so because that's all you're getting from me!

I think my favorite feature by far was the masculinise option. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. While I may look decent as an elderly person, I'm not so handsome as a man. Especially a man with five o'clock shadow!

I looked like a mix between my two brothers when I did that - funny, but at least I could trace it!

Ok - I am supposed to get another adapter tomorrow to make this work with my computer...with any luck, we'll see how it goes! fingers crossed!

did you get that candle? just wondering if it got to you okay...