Who are you?

me

I am who am.

The first two things that came to mind were a quote from a movie and a quote from a TV show:
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?"
"I am Arthur, king of the Britains."
(kneels)"My liege!"
From the earlier incarnation of the PBS TV show Zoom
(sung)
"who are youuuuuu?
what do you doooooo?
how are youuuuu?
let's hear from youuuuu!
we need you!"

I am me.

what do you want?

I'm steve.

I'm a sort of an urban punk/hippy/jerk, research technician, amateur pastry chef, and cognitive science autodidact.

I'm Tom's husband.

I'm someone who gets annoyed by impossibly vague surveys.

What do you want?

Me... I hate this survey.

I'm me. Who are you?

Do you want a character description or something?

Conceal me what I am; and be my aid
For such disguise as, haply, shall become
The form of my intent.

Actually I'm still figuring that one out. Now, I know that sounds like a cop out but honestly I really don't know.

nobody

I am a husband, programmer, game player, skier.

your evil twin.

A man with goat beard and glasses.

hey bill, do you play quake 2?

magbast, sure - but that's old stuff. I'm playing Half-life now, and it rocks!

I am a person who does not enjoy this survey.

I am a 16 yr. old California resident. I enjoy Morrissey and other related Mog bands (Mog can be defined on my website but since i'm not sure if i can put the address on here, let me just say it's a group of bands i like). I don't now what else i could possibly bore you more with....

'The Man' ;)

who who, who who...
I really wanna know...

bill...i'm a novice at best, but would love to play ya in a game of quake...let me know what time is best...and i'll give ya my IP and we can connect directly...k?

I am an angry red dot. (snaps to Bucky Wunderlick and the Chops)

what do you want?

I'm Nobody, who are you?
Are you Nobody too?

Je suis canadien, merci. Et toi?

Je suis Americaine, and proud of it!

Uncle Don - programmer, playwright, gamer, geek. I don't play Quake.

drdt...you're a jackass...just my personal opinion...

I'm sorry I opened this survey. A survey is to find opinions and compare them, not a psych test.

all surveys are psych tests

magbast: I've been called far worse things by far better people for far less reason... just my personal opinion.

drdt:what was my reason?...and what scale did you use to rank my social standings?

evil twisted debauchery personified...

magbast...you are not nobody....you are a star...ask They!!!! She'll tell you....

magbast: I presume you know what your reason is, but in case you don't I think it is because I said I don't play Quake. It is possible you did it for no reason, in which case my statement is incorrect, but I don't believe that. I ranked you on the same scale you used to rank me... the scale on which you are nobody.

Why are we having this conversation?

*twister...askin they right now might not be a good idea...but SC would probably be the best place to ask her...since it's best place to contact her....

**drdt...forgive me...i don't know what got into me...i will try to be a gentler person...which will contribute more to my downfall....

there are 3 things that a (wo)man is:
1. what he thinks he is
2. what others think he is
3. what he really is

#3 is not valid; there is no truth without an observer.
Also, 2 allows for an infinite number of answers (one for each "other") so saying there are "3 things" is not correct either.

i have no idea, but i hope to learn someday.

bill: There is truth without an observer. For example, on the day the bees buzz crazily, the sound waves their buzzing make still exist even if they don't hit an eardrum.

jen: yes, but I can't prove that Jesus was bisexual, either. Some things are just common sense.

um...is that like the old question, "if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make sound?," ?

eb, not common sense but faith! You got faith!

Woa! I thought I was in SC but now I see I accidentally stepped straight into B5! Where's that "next" button?

What I am is what I am are you what you are or what?

Me.