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| single | 31-Aug-2004 | language | Biggles | unsorted | 88 | 17 | 63.0% |
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| User | Comment |
|---|---|
| Danger | posted 1-Sep-2004 12:44pm I notice that the liquid looks suspiciously like blood. |
| icurok | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:02pm (I had a feeling this wouldn't work as intended)
Since the format is obviously "I verb1 article noun1 to verb2 article noun2"... how about we start again. I take a drink to water a plant. |
| FordGuy | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:31pm I watered the plant to create more shade. |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:33pm I create more shade to escape the sun. |
| icurok | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:39pm I escape the sun to cool my skin. |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:41pm I cool my skin to chill my bones. |
| icurok | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:47pm I chill my bones to warm my soul. |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:50pm I warm my soul to cheat my death. |
| Jody | posted 1-Sep-2004 1:52pm I cheat my death to buy some time. |
| icurok | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:02pm I buy some time to ponder my thoughts |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:04pm I ponder my thoughts to make the right choice. |
| FordGuy | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:13pm I make the right choice to buy more beer. |
| icurok | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:14pm I buy more beer to watch the game! |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:17pm I watch the game to avoid doing work |
| pandora | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:34pm I avoid doing work to further my laziness. |
| darkshadowsseeker | posted 1-Sep-2004 2:39pm I go to work to earn the money to buy more beer to further my laziness. |
| FordGuy | posted 1-Sep-2004 3:19pm I further my laziness by drinking beer. |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 3:39pm I drink beer to get myself drunk. |
| LuridHope | posted 1-Sep-2004 4:43pm I get myself drunk to enjoy stupid T.V. |
| LindaH | posted 1-Sep-2004 5:25pm I enjoy stupid TV to learn what all the hype is about |
| mmp20654 | posted 1-Sep-2004 5:27pm I learn what all the hype is about so I know what to avoid. |
| leahdoll | posted 1-Sep-2004 5:31pm I know what to avoid to realize what I like |
| ASB | posted 1-Sep-2004 5:38pm I realize what I like to keep me happy. |
| Biggles | posted 1-Sep-2004 5:47pm I keep me happy to make it through the day. |
| iamdonte | posted 1-Sep-2004 8:56pm I make it through the day to so I can sleep. |
| pandora | posted 1-Sep-2004 9:05pm I sleep so I can get up again and start over. |
| southernyankee | posted 1-Sep-2004 9:37pm I get up again and start over to change my life 180-degrees around |
| BerrieGrrl | posted 1-Sep-2004 11:03pm i change my life 180-degrees around to see what it's like on the other side. |
| bonniath | posted 2-Sep-2004 2:00am I see what it's like on the other side, to keep me excited about life. |
| snoopidoops | posted 2-Sep-2004 2:47am I keep me excited about life to stay out of the rut! |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 5:25am I stay out of the rut to keep my eyes on the goal. |
| icurok | posted 2-Sep-2004 5:44am I keep my eyes on the goal to be certain to score. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 6:03am I score to bring glory on myself. |
| icurok | posted 2-Sep-2004 7:06am I bring glory on myself to reap the rewards. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 7:26am I reap the rewards to make myself rich. |
| bill | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:03am I make myself rich so I can buy myself love. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:10am I buy myself love to lie to myself. |
| icurok | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:25am I lie to myself to convince the world |
| bill | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:32am I convince the world to achieve world domination. |
| gambler | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:34am I achieve world domination to achieve world peace |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:45am I achieve world peace to get into heaven. |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:48am I get into heaven to get the winning lotto numbers. |
| bill | posted 2-Sep-2004 9:11am I get the winning lotto numbers to buy pantyhose. |
| ROCKMAN | posted 2-Sep-2004 9:51am I buy pantyhose to be like FordGuy. |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 10:13am |
| ROCKMAN | (reply to FordGuy) posted 2-Sep-2004 10:15am > I was laughing my ass off when I typed that. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 10:28am I be like FordGuy to vote Republican. |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 10:40am I vote Republican to protect my freedom. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 10:43am I protect my freedom to buy a gun. |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 10:45am I buy a gun to protect my stolen beer truck. |
| icurok | posted 2-Sep-2004 11:56am I protect my stolen beer truck to shield me from the unexplained beer shortage |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 12:11pm I shield myself from the unexplained beer shortage to ensure that I never run out of beer! |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 12:24pm I ensure that I never run out of beer so that I can sup that amber liquid all day long. |
| pandora | posted 2-Sep-2004 1:28pm I sup (sip?) that amber liquid all day long to develop a drinking problem. |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 1:55pm I developed a drinking problem to tolerate political arguments in the forum. |
| icurok | posted 2-Sep-2004 2:43pm I tolerate political arguments in the forum to prevent a falling-out. |
| bill | posted 2-Sep-2004 3:23pm I prevent a falling-out to keep things the same |
| FordGuy | posted 2-Sep-2004 3:56pm I keep things the same to make things different. |
| Biggles | posted 2-Sep-2004 4:27pm I make things different to spice up my life. |
| leahdoll | posted 2-Sep-2004 5:13pm I spice up my life by having a socially deviant sex life |
| gambler | posted 2-Sep-2004 7:51pm I have a socially deviant sex life to impress my friends at Survey Central |
| LuridHope | posted 2-Sep-2004 8:38pm I impress my friends at Survey Central to refine my skills as sociopath. |
| gambler | posted 2-Sep-2004 9:03pm I refine my skills as a sociopath to keep my psychiatrist in employment |
| pandora | posted 3-Sep-2004 12:36am I keep my psychiatrist in employment to bow down to THE MAN. |
| ROCKMAN | posted 3-Sep-2004 6:26am I bow down to the man because I'm in Japan. |
| Biggles | posted 3-Sep-2004 6:33am I'm in Japan to use the weird toilets. |
| bill | posted 3-Sep-2004 7:15am I use the weird toilets to vomit chunks. |
| Biggles | posted 3-Sep-2004 7:18am ( I vomit chunks to empty my stomach. |
| gambler | posted 3-Sep-2004 8:50am I empty my stomach to keep slim |
| bill | posted 3-Sep-2004 8:56am I keep slim to control my feelings of loneliness |
| FordGuy | posted 3-Sep-2004 8:56am I keep slim to slide in and out easily. |
| ROCKMAN | posted 3-Sep-2004 9:05am I slide in and out easily if my woman is lubed up. |
| FordGuy | posted 3-Sep-2004 10:51am My woman is lubed up to reduce friction. |
| bill | posted 3-Sep-2004 1:12pm I reduce friction to prevent chafing of my sex organs. |
| Biggles | posted 3-Sep-2004 1:14pm I prevent chafing of my sexual organs so that they don't wear away to nothing. |
| ROCKMAN | posted 4-Sep-2004 8:39am I don't want to wear away to nothing then I wouldn't exist. |
| gambler | posted 4-Sep-2004 10:19am ...........Then I wouldn't exist to see my child grow up |
| snoopidoops | posted 5-Sep-2004 1:23am I see my child grow up to see their kids give them hell (revenge) |
| ROCKMAN | posted 5-Sep-2004 8:13am Their kids give them hell because they're kids. |
| gambler | posted 5-Sep-2004 10:44am their kids because they have not grown up yet ( crappy one i know) |
| ROCKMAN | posted 5-Sep-2004 11:14am They haven't grown up yet because they're having to much fun. |
| gambler | posted 5-Sep-2004 9:25pm They are having too much fun because they have no idea what is in store for them |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 5:36am They have no idea what's in store for them so I can keep the suspense up as long as possible. |
| Zang | posted 6-Sep-2004 4:13pm Biggles can keep the suspense up as long as possible in order to fulfil her quest for power. |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 5:47pm I fulfil my quest for power to get the top job. |
| IcyBlueRose | (reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2004 6:34pm I get the top job to earn the most money. |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 6:35pm I earn the most money to give it to charity. |
| icurok | posted 6-Sep-2004 6:40pm I give it to charity to promote karma. |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 6:41pm I promote karma to earn good luck. |
| icurok | posted 6-Sep-2004 6:42pm I earn good luck to pass it on |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 6:48pm I pass it on to make her smile. |
| icurok | posted 6-Sep-2004 7:03pm I make her smile to make her forget |
| Biggles | posted 6-Sep-2004 7:07pm I make her forget to keep her from crying. |
| TrinityAnn | posted 6-Sep-2004 8:01pm To keep her from crying I assure her everything will be ok. |
| Biggles | posted 7-Sep-2004 5:05am I assure her everything will be ok to make her like me. |
| gambler | posted 7-Sep-2004 8:38am to make her like me I bought her an upscale Manhattan apartment |
| Biggles | posted 7-Sep-2004 8:48am I bought her an upscale Manhattan apartment to flash my wealth. |
| gambler | posted 7-Sep-2004 8:53am I flash my wealth because I was poor when i was younger |
| icurok | posted 7-Sep-2004 9:22am I was poor when I was younger to totally toot my tutu too. |
| FordGuy | posted 7-Sep-2004 10:03am I totally tooted my tutu to annoy my neighbors. |
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