When life gives you lemons...

...kill yourself

Lemons are wonderfu things - they add flavour

In "Biggles Fails to Return" one of the characters (Bertie) throws a lemon at a man who tried to kill him (by hitting him over the head with a frying pan and throwing him down some steps). I think it hit him in the eye. Turned out they were actually on the same side.

I mostly use them for cooking.

Pucker up, dog!

coronas all around!!

Make lemonade. Take a bad situation and make it good.

i have someone i'd LOVE to throw rotten lemons at! otherwise, how about some vodka and lemonade?

make bwa bwa bwa limonade...

This is one of those twee aphorisms that is supposed to make you feel better, but doesn't, because it doesn't actually make a lot of sense.
It just takes one negative homonym of the word lemon and substitutes it for positive one. It's no more meaningful than "If life gives you cancer... write a horoscope".

Still, I like the options

Thanks!
Interesting that nobody would paint them.

recognize the lemon and then metamorphosize it into something more postive.

Use one slice with your shot of tequila, make a lemon meringue pie with the peels and juice, and then plant the seeds.

... have a tequila.

I use to eat lemons like oranges until my dentist told me it was ruining my teeth!

Cook, eat, plant, and make lemonade.

> coronas all around!!

I usually use lime in mine!

Stuff them in your bra.

make a sour face

make lemon meringue pie

sell them on ebay

I let them roll off my shoulders...

make air-fresherner

I guess any of the above would be okay.

I put them in my Corona & live it up.

Juice it... Then stick your fingers in the juice... Then go touch someone's eye with your finger.

great choice in books... love pratchett. havent read anything not discworld though...

My SO suggested it to me; I'm enjoying it a lot. It's very whimsical. The only other Pratchett I've read is only half-Pratchett, and that's Good Omens.

I'd do something else. I will make Lemon Pie

Worship them!

LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!