| User | Comment |
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bill   | | posted 17-Aug-2004 11:22am |
...kill yourself |
| Biggles | | posted 17-Aug-2004 12:12pm |
Lemons are wonderfu things - they add flavour  |
| Biggles | | posted 17-Aug-2004 12:14pm |
In "Biggles Fails to Return" one of the characters (Bertie) throws a lemon at a man who tried to kill him (by hitting him over the head with a frying pan and throwing him down some steps). I think it hit him in the eye. Turned out they were actually on the same side. |
Enheduanna  | | posted 17-Aug-2004 12:23pm |
I mostly use them for cooking. |
moviesnob  | | posted 17-Aug-2004 12:48pm |
Pucker up, dog! |
| caviartaste | | posted 17-Aug-2004 1:02pm |
coronas all around!!  |
| Glassa | | posted 17-Aug-2004 1:58pm |
Make lemonade. Take a bad situation and make it good. |
| BerrieGrrl | | posted 17-Aug-2004 2:14pm |
 i have someone i'd LOVE to throw rotten lemons at! otherwise, how about some vodka and lemonade? |
romkey    | | posted 17-Aug-2004 2:38pm |
make bwa bwa bwa limonade... |
| icurok | | posted 17-Aug-2004 4:22pm |
This is one of those twee aphorisms that is supposed to make you feel better, but doesn't, because it doesn't actually make a lot of sense.
It just takes one negative homonym of the word lemon and substitutes it for positive one. It's no more meaningful than "If life gives you cancer... write a horoscope".
Still, I like the options |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to icurok) posted 17-Aug-2004 5:57pm |
Thanks!
Interesting that nobody would paint them. |
| iamdonte | | posted 17-Aug-2004 7:49pm |
recognize the lemon and then metamorphosize it into something more postive. |
| Violet | | posted 17-Aug-2004 10:01pm |
Use one slice with your shot of tequila, make a lemon meringue pie with the peels and juice, and then plant the seeds. |
| Maarten | | posted 18-Aug-2004 3:24am |
... have a tequila. |
| Wicksy | | posted 18-Aug-2004 5:02am |
I use to eat lemons like oranges until my dentist told me it was ruining my teeth! |
| ROCKMAN | | posted 25-Aug-2004 9:17am |
Cook, eat, plant, and make lemonade. |
| ROCKMAN |
> coronas all around!!
I usually use lime in mine! |
| Danger | | posted 25-Aug-2004 2:35pm |
Stuff them in your bra. |
| ASexyBabe | | posted 26-Aug-2004 8:45am |
make a sour face |
| thevelvetcure | | posted 27-Aug-2004 1:12am |
make lemon meringue pie  |
| Matt | | posted 28-Aug-2004 1:07am |
sell them on ebay |
| they | | posted 29-Aug-2004 7:41pm |
I let them roll off my shoulders... |
| southernyankee | | posted 1-Sep-2004 10:40pm |
make air-fresherner |
| ElvisFan67 | | posted 12-Sep-2004 10:53pm |
I guess any of the above would be okay. |
| thresholdking | | posted 3-Oct-2004 12:41am |
I put them in my Corona & live it up. |
| ScubaScott | | posted 27-Nov-2005 7:42am |
Juice it... Then stick your fingers in the juice... Then go touch someone's eye with your finger. |
| Halifax |
great choice in books... love pratchett. havent read anything not discworld though... |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to Halifax) posted 24-Dec-2005 12:50pm |
My SO suggested it to me; I'm enjoying it a lot. It's very whimsical. The only other Pratchett I've read is only half-Pratchett, and that's Good Omens. |
| Cleo |
I'd do something else. I will make Lemon Pie
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aquawolfy  |
Worship them!
LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
