IF you won $5 million in the lottery, which of these actions would be the first you would take?

dance of happiness, definitely!

After that, call a lawyer and/or accountant... invest it in something conservative so we can live off the interest ...buy a couple nice pinball machines... wife would quit her job, buy some Jeep things (long-arm suspension and lift kit), and start a reef aquarium .... give some to charities we like... maybe help setup college funds for our nieces... buy a better digital camera... I don't think I'd change what I do for a living, but I might just make it all free with no ads. Car, I don't know... I love my little Honda Civic...

Probably give 1/2 of it to the government in taxes.

Then buy a house and take some classes. Radiology Technician!

1. Get a financial advisor and a lawyer.
2. Buy a new house.

contact a lawyer so i don't do anything stupid; that would be the first thing. then i would do a series of things at once-get blind stinking drunk and call up my ex and say, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", give my family and friends some cash, pay my bills, buy a house and a car, donate some to charity, and invest enough so i can live comfortably and my kids' future will be set.

1st I'd do my happy dance.
2nd I'd then get drunk w/friends.
3rd Last but not least give some money to some family members.

Do a dance of happiness...
Then give some money to my immediate family members (and certain close friends)
Then pay off bills.
Then have a party of all parties.
Then buy a new car.
Then buy a new home.
Then party some more in my new home.
Then travel all over.
And shop a lot.

Happy dance!

Happy dance. Then I'd pay down my debt and invest the rest.

I would put half of it in the bank.

Quit my job!

Change the phonenumber.

Give some to family members. Then the car.

take my girlfreind to a nice romantic dinner in paris

I am not sure what I would do. I would be in such a state of shock considering that I never play the lottery.

I would pay off all my credit cards first...then my hospital bill. And then get busy spending it!!!!!!

In this order:
1. Dance of happiness!
2. Pay off all bills.
3. Buy my first house!

Pay off my sister's house.

Quit my job in a split second.

1. Quit my job (with sufficient notice, of course).
2. Hire a lawyer to help me place my money.
3. Get my butt out of debt.
4. Build a nice new home.

These are my four priorities, then I would think about the more fun and leisure things in life.

your pic is hilarious!

don't you have a 'real' pic of yourself? am so curious to put a face to your words...

If by 'real" you mean more recent, then yes I do have one, but I am just too chicken to put it up....
.. but not too chicken to make a survey out of it. http://surveycentral.org/survey/19020.html

1. do a happy dance.
2. pay off my bills.
3. money to immediate family members.
4. quit job.
5. do another happy dance.
6. travel and get drunk!!!!!

No. Blackmail is not something I would enjoy.

Pay of all debts would be the first then a combination of the rest

A dance of happiness!

I'd go on a MASSIVE shopping spree...buy everything I touched, tons of new clothes, furniture and maybe even a few cars!

The very first thing I would do is probably a dance of happiness... that and scream. loudly.

GET MY SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY!!!!

Put it in a mutual fund and never work unless I enjoyed it.
Probably eventually donate some (I would have to really think out where, though!)