Who would fit in better in a monkey cage at the zoo, Kelly (Osbourne) or Britney (Spears)?

Kelly. Ugh!

Of course Britney would fit better... but I'd be happier if I saw Kelly in one.

Neither.

Britney

I like Kelly, that Britney is another story. Why are we putting them in a monkey cage, though?

"fit in" better

because it is in the monkeeee category and everyone loves monkeeeeees

ASB: really what is the monkeeeee category for? Is is like miscellaneous? I am totally confused--it's that Libra thing again.

Someone, I cant remember who. Hacked into bills computer and added the monkee category for stupid goofy surveys. Bill liked it and kept it. Anything about monkeees usually goes in there.

if I ever get one off the ground--it will probably be in that category. I can be a dunce at times.

Both, but don't forget Georgie Bush, though he resembles more of an elephant

!!!OHHH!!! I always thought that it was the ridiculously borderlined retardedly and ludicrously inane surveys

I'm going to go with Britney, because of all those crazy dance-moves.
Not that I really know that much about either one of them.

yeah those too

I really don't know anything much about either of them. I wouldn't recognise either of them if I saw them. I've never heard their music or if I did, I didn't know it at the time. I know that Britney Spears is a big pop star and that Kelly Osbourne is on television, but that's about it.

Both...let's put them in the same cage and see who wins in a poo-flinging contest. My money is on Kelly as she's got a lot harsher edge to her than Britney.

Britney-she's smalller, although Kelly does have more of a gorilla-like frame.

Why would anyone do that to the monkies?

oh

Kelly without a doubt.

Both, Kelly could be the more dominate monkey who shows her dominance by throwing poop on Britney. Britney would just sit there and not make eye contact. If she try's to sing, Kelly would slap in the head, then poop on herself.

I don't know that much about either of them, but I like the thoughts of wolf359 and will go along with that
Hi Kate

kelly is a cheeky monkeeeeee

*cracks up* I would love to see that. The zoo is kind of a family thing, though, and Kelly Osbourne... well... isn't. But I said both, because the mental picture is hilarious.

Shove em both in there and let them kill eachother.

They would both fit in a monkey cage, as monkey cages are usually pretty roomy.

They both suck monkey ass so put them both in there. lol

"fit in" better "in a cage"

Oh, I see it now.

http://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/simpsons-doh-po...

thats kind of a mean question

i say we put them both in there and see what they do, it might turn out interesting :)

Kelly.
She looks more apish.
Britney just looks like an idiot. They're both pretty unattractive. Britney in her bland bithchy way, and Kelly is ugly.

It all depends on who can hang and swing the longest.

Britney, bacause she is less fat.

lol
Britney.
Kelly has spunk.

Britney is smaller.

Kelly. She's out of control, but funny with it. And cheeky.