"Oh my God that's so original--ahahahahahahaha!"...Do you ever hear jokes about your first or last name that, from your perspective, people "repeat"?

Yes, about my surname when I was at school. Mostly from my technology teachers - they were so stupid but they thought they were so clever...

None, really.

NO

The only joke I've heard about my name is "Hi, Jack". my foods and clothing teacher used to say that, and then say "Can't say that in an airport." She found it hilarious. I didn't.

That Hi, Jack one is old and unoriginal. I like "Did you remember the BALM?"

Well...my last name is Jones, so I have often gotten questions like, "Oh, you're one of the Jones girls?"

Can't say I have.

I've never really heard any jokes about my name, first or last.

Nothing I can think of.

Well, the upside to having a name that no one else has is that those kind of jokes never get old. People usually can't pronounce my name, but they can have it their own way when their names don't mean 'the food of gods'.
My last name is a different story. It's pronounced very similarly to 'burger', but it's not how you pronounce it. It's annoying. I wanna smack people when they make that connection.

Oh mandy...you came and you gave without taking

First name: Amanda or Mandi
Amanda Panda
Mandi Pandi
A-man-duh

Surname: Gibson
Are you Gib's son?

No one can pronounce my middle name correctly. It's Lawren and everyone pronounces it as Lauren. But, it's actually pronounced Law-wren. I've never heard any jokes about it, but it bugs me when people can't pronounce it after I've told them how before.

People don't make jokes about my name. I would give them a withering look that would make them run crying to their mommy.

You can make the f word out of my last name. >

"Ha, like Dean Martin!"

No I don't find it funny either.

I've been called Jana of the Jungle a few times........and Jana Bananna....and both of them are really annoying....

This doesn't happen with my names...but I AM a perpetrator of saying these things to others.

I got a lot of "where's Buffy?" when I was in school (as in the children in the TV show Family Affair - not the Buffy we know and love these days).

You wouldn't happen to be related to that country singer Don or that pop singer Debbie, would you?

Any kin to George?

Nope, but my mom's name was Deborah and she was called Debbie. When people would find out my mom's name, they'd always ask me if she was THAT Debbie Gibson.

Not many jokes, but elderly men frequently break into song. There are two songs out there that I hear a lot called "They"

I've been called "Hyper Sky" too often...

I hate to admit it but... me too!
Once, I couldn't help myself - I just had to introduce myself to a technician as Mrs. Hercunt - his name was Hiscock. He didn't laugh...

I've not had any puns on my surname since sixth form college, thankfully.

Since my first name is relatively common, most people don't feel the need to make 'fun' of it or with it, but depending on the cultural reference I probably wouldn't mind.
If, for example, I asked someone a favour and they replied, "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" in a monotone voice, I'd probably laugh.

Nope, not related to George! Or Tom!

yes, Jaime Lay Me, Jaime way me, Jaime pay me ect.........

Well does your mom resemble THAT Debbie Gibson any?

I guess "it's not unusual" not to be related to a "no-show".

No, but MrGlassa and I always joke about what we could name our kids.
Mason wouldn't work with the last name of Glass. People would call him Mason Jar.
Fiber is another one. Fiber Glass.
Tons of possibilities.

My surname is Stout. Every person in the world that I've met has made an alcohol-related joke.

Can't really say that I do...more often than not I get a completely different nickname, based off of my personality, or get called by my last name (in middle school). The name Chris is so freakin common that it's ridiculous.

Though the only joke about the name Chris that I've heard was "Pissy Chrissy" which my friend called his brother, who in turn called my friend "Potty Scotty"

Nope, not at all. My mom was a beautiful woman, but looked nothing like THAT Debbie Gibson (who I don't think is very beautiful anyhow!).

BTW, email me at calebs_mom21@yahoo.com. Okay?

Yep. Manage a trois.

It's really nice of you to invite me to e-mail you. I'm just curious as to why?

Because I wanted to ask you something. If it's a problem, don't worry about it, though. It's no big deal.

And certainly not Housuv, nor should they be named Broken.

Oh, sheesh..........!

Actually, Broken is one of them we've joked about.

*blushes* I'm so embarrassed!

Imagine, if being called out by a roll-call, saying the last name first...?

Glassa, Mill K.
Glassa, O. J.

Stormin' Lauren , Normen, Borin' Lauren ,
It's not really funny, but it angered me... people use to call me Betty cuz I was named after Lauren Bacall and her real name was Betty

My mum's name is Mitzi
she really hated it when people called her
Titzi Mitzi

I haven't ever heard any Stephanie jokes... however I think almost everyone has asked if I was related to Dan Marino.