November 10, 2043: Entry...Do To-Do List

Today is my 81st birthday!
Must remember to not fall asleep in the cake

* Feed cats

Ingest food capsule.
Put on jet-pack and fly to the store.
Purchase entertainment modules to insert in newly-installed forehead-slot.

Lets see... I'll be 81 years old if I live that long. I probably won't have much of a memory left so why make up a to-do list. Maybe I'd better write down to remember to take my morning dump and not to forget my Gerital.

1. Breathe deep and enjoy retirement
2. Hug and kiss my husband
3. Enjoy life

To Do Today:
1. Pick up grandchildren. Try not to comment on the state of music, fashion, cinema, slang, or respect for elders these days. AVOID using the phrase "When I was your age" AT ALL COSTS.
2. Finally make an appointment for that laser eye surgery. You've dealt with myopia too long, for God's sake, and by now it should be safe.
3. Go to store, buy milk, eggs, bread, cloned steak.
4. Reinstall Kazaa Lite K++ Omni-max IP. That dang RIAA's not going to scare me off from downloadable tunes.
5. Check savings account. If good, start retirement now.
6. Pick weeds. You can only put it off for so long, and 40 years and 2 weeks is too long.
7. Buy copy of Fast Food Nation. Learn exactly what you've been shoveling down your craw your entire life.
8. Finally realize you've turned into your father. Contemplate suicide. Then realize you've turned into your grandfather. Forget suicide, life is good.

(I'll be 64 yo)
1)wake up
2) don't die
3) take meds
4) call family (let them know you're alive today)
5) take more meds
6) go to sleep
7) don't die in sleep

I love the grandfather comment, it's so true.

I had done it that way too, but then I thought that 64 is not that old.

Actually you're right, living in the USA, I'll be working until I'm 85, still unable to retire.

#1 on my list is to dust and thoroughly clean my coffin. I'd be 91 years old by then and probably be taking a dirt nap.

Well, I'll be 75 so I am sure that I will have "put in the chompers" (false teeth) somewhere on my list. Other than that I figure I'll just sit around the rest of the day.

Actually, November 10th, today, is my birthday. Forty years from now? Maybe roll over in my grave. No one in my family history has lived into the 90's.

Since I would hope to be married with kids in 40 years... 1) put a note for my husband saying "I love you" on his desk or somewhere he will see it, 2) help my kids with their homework if they need it and then play soccer in the backyard, 3) call a friend to check up on them, 4) continue my diet (by then I'll probably be fat so I'll need a diet), and 4) go help someone or volunteer for something important at least once a month or a couple of months if I'm not too busy with my own life! And that's it!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday.

Wow...um, I don't know what it might look like next week, let alone that far into the future.

Thank you. My own wife won't acknowledge it.

Thanks, hon. Nuttin' special.

Happy birthday! It's mine, too!!

Ha ha -- don't die. That's a good 'un!

Maybe it makes her feel older too?

Remember to vote into the office of president Britney Spears!

I have serious doubts that I will be around writing to do lists in 2043. If I make it to 2020 I'll be doing all right...

1) get up and go to work
2) finish program, some assingment for work, 5 minutes before its due
3) network with Vice President of Some Society for Something
4) do more work at work
5) do some stuff for my personal website during office break
6) plan, work on, edit, get feedback from people, on my kiss-my-ass retirement speech.
7) come back home and buy dog food on my way home
8) feed my dog
9) drink Vicor syrum and make love to wife (thats 60 something year old wife )
10) consult chronognics contractors and pick the best freeze me to see the future plan for me and my family.
11) take care of divorce papers from the previous marrige (s)
12) download and process todays New York Times "paper" to my brain.
13) watch this weeks new South Park
14) do some creative me time stuff
15) email my cats
16) work on my world domination plans
17) make love to 60 year old wife again -- and remind her to take her fountain-o-yoth-3000 syrum
18) and again and again
19) and again
20) after we done, drink energy bar syrum and daydream, plus more me time
21) create survey for SC
22) answer surveys
23) make things to do list for the next day
24) go to sleep (assuming people will still sleep back then)

1. Stop procrastinating and get this list done!
2. Finish this list someday
3. Sigh in desperation (later, if need be)

Good list!

my hub didn't acknowledge mine either...boo hoo...my day sucked ass big time, my folks forgot as well...i suck, such a loser, welcome to the club for the elite

My wife would consider acknowledging anything beneath her and taking attention away from herself. Well, day after birthday, only my sister back in Illinois, and my sister-in-law who lives with us acknowledged my birthday. None of our grown up and married kids even called or anything.

That's pretty sad

To check out the prices of old peoples homes, and remove any dodgy stuff from you bedside cabinet incase they find it when you die in the night.

I will be 72 so I will probably be doing things like changing my colostomy bag and refilling prescriptions.

Don't forget to die...

It sometimes feels like a breathing person's job is never done, doesn't it?

Phew.... (last breath in 2043...)

1. Take out the trash
2. Go to grocery
3. Make dentist appointment
4. Pay babysitter
5. Don't forget M&Ms

I will be in my 70s by then, so everything on my to-do list will hopefully be done.

Hopefully nothing more than household duties.. I'd like to be retired.