Would you rather have a million dollars or a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?

How did I know this was Zang?

how sharp is the stick?

I forgot that I did this...I guess it didn't have any trouble in qualification.

Think of a sharpened pencil...only bigger.

let me see... i'll take the million, thanks!

Let me think...ummm...$1,000,000, I guess.

What kind of a silly question is this?

I'd let you poke me in the eye for a million dollars

Oh, wow! That's a tough decision! I guess the money.

Show me the money

If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000
I’d buy your love

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich
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A poke in the eye with a stick?

Show me the honey!

We DO let you....you just don't seem to do it!

A million dollars. I am not fond of being poked in the eye with anything, especially a sharp stick. I am, however, fond of money.

If I had a million dollars, I'd take the person that picked option 2 to the doctor to have that eye looked at.

I'll take the "Poke in the Eye" for $1,000,000 Alex!!

**waits nervously for the answer behind her selection**

Alex.....Okay here's your answer.....A sharp object that may cause temporary blindness when forced to choose between a million dollars & a poke in the eye?

Cleo.....Ummm...What is something that causes a pirate to ware an eye patch over his eye & carry a parrot around on his shoulders?" **nevous look**

Alex..... that's correct Cleo & what catagory would you like to select next?

Cleo.... **makes the jerky movement with her arm** "Yes!"

Cleo........I'll take Survey Central for $1000.00 please, Alex. **smiles**

**stands up & applaudes your song to Zang**

You missed your calling! You should've been a singer instead.

** snaps her fingers to the catchy beat & bops her head**

You have to earn it!!

Maybe Romkey could enter the Mr. Personality contest???!!! Oh, wait...what was I thinking

Your awake at this hour??? Don't you have to go to work tomorrow......oh wait....tomorrow is Saturday. Cleo!! **hits herself in the forehead**

I'm at work Cleo. The Crisis Center, I'm the on-call therapist...only to be disturbed with an actual crisis! (That means blood, vomit or bullets MUST be present!)

**Gives you a for your humanitarian efforts** What is the most difficult call that you've EVER encountered & had to deal with, Richard? Just curious,

To be serious, a younger girl called from a closet (apparently she was being raped by someone over and over again) where she was hiding with the telephone, with a bottle of ativan. She locked the closet...and someone was trying to get in. She wouldn't call the police. She took the pills while she was on the phone..etc..etc...etc..
In the clinic, a young black man blew his brains out right in front of me. His mother was in the next room..etc..etc... (Those are just a few of the hundreds of 'most difficult'. It's less effort counting the easiest.)

Oh MY GOD!!! That's HORRIBLE!!! I can relate. I've been there! Seriously!! Many times I've put myself in dangerous situations like trusting GUYS (stranger not real guy friends) & have almost gotten myself rapped & gang raped a couple times.

& one time close to being killed while riding around with some guy friend who where being hunted down by "The Syndicate" Notorious for many unsolved island killings. They dropped me off in Waikiki & told me to split cause they didn't want to get me involved in their problems,the next morning both of them were found dead in their car in a cane field on the other side of the island. Scared the crap out of me! It still hurts when I think about that incident. One of those painful moments in my life that I try to block out & move on with.
I was thinking.."Wow, another close call with death."Freaked me out......BIG time.Somebody up there must really be watching out for me.

Wow!! I feel so bad for his mother. Why did he do that & in front of you? What was his reasoning for that I wonder? **scratches her head** That's sad!!! He was on drugs right??

What if I want neither, is that possible?

Take the million and give it away.

i'll take the poke in the eye, i'm more familiar how to deal w/ a sharp stick

I'll take the money.

If you don't accept the million dollars, we're gonna poke you in the eye!

I'd rather poke someone in the eye a million times with a sharp stick

I'll take the million, thank you.

You would! Cheeky monkee!

Okay then, I better get ready for being poked in my eyes....

Duh!

$1,000,000 of coarse.

OK, lets think about this: do an action that would make your eye useless and cause great pain OR receive a million dollars to spend as you wish? I see no reason to choose the poke in the eye!

$1M, no strings.

y would i want a poke in da eye? well neway, i'll rather go wit' da $1,000,000

o.....k great singin' :)

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Every place we go
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Just wait and see
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I'll give you three
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Till eternity
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So come on and please
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