Can I get away with this survey?

Ha, I passed this survey. Oh wait, thats the wrong one. I just passed the "Can I get away with this survey?" survey [oh, you're welcome Richard or annonomous (or both), but then again, this could even be Zang.]. I guess it passed. I dont know about the "will you write an essay telling..."

As it stands now, not a fudging chance. Way too many questions at once. Just what are you trying to ask us, is it ok for men to pee in their skirts while attending a high school dance, are you asking us how often do we get to go to high school dances where its ok for men to wear skirts and pee as much as they want, or are you simply trying to find out if anyone is willing to help you find that perfect matching yellow skirt so you can go to a high school dance. WHICH ONE IS IT, GOD DAMMIT.

A statement like this telling Bill how his site sucks in a survey like that is competely inaproripte and rude >

Thats what feedback is for you doofis. Also, try being a little bit more forceful. Sorry to tell ya, but "this is for my high school project" just isnt going to cut it. Try ending it with an explantion point (or two (or three (or fifty))), and better yet, type it IN WITH ALL CAPS LIKE THIS.


Hey, I think that I am suffering from de ja vo. Didnt i answer this before. Oh wait, never mind, that was in qual. Oh crap, I did the ultimate sin of answering a survey in qual. Better append that into the Golden Rules.

omg, it was by LEX.

ok, and here is the appended and updated version:





no pee surveys, no asking if anyone can help you go to high school dances, no acting like an imature macho teenager, no asking is it ok for men to wear skirts, no pissing off Bill, no having an exteme ego or thinking your better than anyone (and that includes not fantazing about Mandy is if you shouldnt be on your knees worshiping her), no not separating lists with commmas no xesive mispelings of words, No Not Capitalizing Words Like You're Supposed To, no trolling (unless your user name with either the characters "47" or "ee", no "puting" quotes around words or phrases unless you're "quoting" someone, no answering a survey in qual, no anything that could be clasified as wees, and finally, no telling people what rules to follow if you can not follow them yourself.


There, thats a lot better

Yes.No.This is not is qual so you did.Maybe it was because you remembered about Mandy.

yeah, that must a been it. While I was in mid type, all of the sudden, her godess powers took over me as I spent the whole time fantizing about her, and my IQ dropped by 50 points (or something like that, those tests are culturally biased anyway). Then I awoken, I cursed at her, noticed my error, and quickly after she took over me again, so I had to apoligize to her a million times while doing stuff for her like I should.

Of course...it has my name in it

*licks you gently*

Apparently so.

what?
mandy has an unusualy twisted neurotic twin who spells poorly?
yes, that must be the creator of this survey.
that, or her monkey lover
(heh)

No you cannot get away with this survey

Yes you can get away with it because you're cute. Who are you by the way?

Hooray! It qualified!!!

OK, now to answer my questions...

I pee maybe 5 times a day, depends how much Ive drunk really. When you go to high school dances stuff a couple of socks down your pants to make you seem more imprseeive to the ladies. Its NOT ok for men to wear skirts, unless they are acting or scottish. (and even in these cases they are not allowed to enjoy the sense freedom and air that only a soft skirt can give.. opps got a bit carried away there)
respec' to my m8s. *high fives*
Mandy, I love you.

You just did! And I helped!

yeah, right!!!

Looks like you did to me.

But I'm not going to write an essay for you.

You'd better or me amd my m8s will hack into your pc.

Ok, OK, But I'l have to get back to you a little later

Apparently so!

I'll even write the essay for you, since this is such a clever survey...

I wee (a much better word than pee, urinate is even better) at least twice a day, usually more often.

You should go to high school dances if you want to attend them, and try and have fun once you're there.

It's fine for men to wear skirts. In fact, some men look better in skirts than most women. If you're one of them go for it. Even if you're not, there's nothing wrong with it. It may not be something to do in front of your mother though, unless you're prepared to deal with her response.

Disagree about this being the worst site.

Agree that Mandy is a goddess. (All hail!)

YOU SUCK!

If you're better than everyone on this site, why can't you spell 'goddess'?

I pee whenever I have to...sometimes in my pants and almost every night I wet the bed. I poop and fart, too. When you go to high school dances, stand on one side of the room and make fun of people a lot. If they have punch, be sure to do something really neat like putting a rubber bug in it or one of those fake ice cubes with a bug in it. Pick your nose. Scratch your crotch. Do not wear deodorant that day. Sure, it is fine for men to wear skirts, especially if they don't wear underwear under them. Then sit with your legs wrapped around the sides of the chair, so we can get a free show. If you wear pantyhose, and have to go to the bathroom, make sure the back of your skirt is tucked into the top of your pantyhose, and some toilet paper sticks to your shoe. Yeah, this site sucks. You are the best person here. Who the hell is Mandy? You mean twistedmind? I hope you get a F on this, so you don't ruin your average. L8R dewd

Hey! Great to see ya back!

Thou shalt not take my name in vane (vein)?

I love you too *kiss kiss*

You're a beautiful angel *smothers you with kisses*

awharhahhhh heh heh heh heh heh ..... wahhh wahhh oooo

hey, I remeber you, I used to be in your class a while back ago. wasnt that you used to go to high school dances back in the day. Yeah, I remember you, you used to wear your favorite skirt, and you used to stuff it with a sock or two. And I bet I know the real reason you did that, and it wasnt to impress the females. Nope, it was because you were too lazy to go and find the bathroom. Yeah, you used to pee right there in front of everybody while danceing, hoping nobody would notice. omg, that was so funny. Well, so much for multi tasking.

btw: I hope you get that D on for your essay. I wish you the best luck. Yes, I really hope my response will help you. So tell me, whta grade you're in. Did you become a senior yet. Yeah, college is working out real great for me, just let me tell you all about it.....

perhaps you should try wearing a skirt a bit more offten.

Preferally a yellow one. That be a lot more convient. Also, make sure you pick out the right one. Yeah, now you also know what you should wear to hs dances. Just make sure you wash it before going out.

huh?? maybe this was meant for someone else!!

Seeing as this survey was inspired by you, and its got everything in you hate, how did you rate it?

kewl advice. catch you l8r.

sure, i dont know why i got tired off sc, i've certainly had the time on my hands!

so, i'm right then?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*feeds you candy to shut you up*

um, good I think. Its so stupid it actually became satiricly funny. Besides, it gave me an oportunity to be a smart-ass, which helped its cause a lot.

LOL,,,ttfn

Then you should definitely stick around here more often!

silly, i don't have a sweet tooth.

yeah, i guess maybe. now i go back to work soon, and i wont have time anymore. just think i wasted all these months of unemployment!

Snake, you keep thinking these 'conundrum ' type things belong to me. I AM A VERY SERIOUS PERSON, YOU KNOW!!!!

Maybe you should keep your socks on your feet if you REALLY want to impress the ladies (I don't even know if you are a boy or a girl. Do you?)

School dances should be held in the schools rest rooms, then there wouldn't be such a commotion. Mini-skirts are the only way to go for men (as long as their balls do not hang below the hemline)

Well, I am glad for you that you are going back to work. Stop in when you get a chance and feel like it.

oh my bad. I guess you are, what was I thinking.

No, your not not serious, now just what might have given me that idea.

Skirts for men? Ok fine. Just wear pantyhose. Site doesn't suck. High School dances do suck.