Can you think of some unanswered questions?

Why isn't there any ham in a hamburger?

Actually, there is one of Jap koens, but I answered it:

If a man is hanging from a tree by his mouth, and a person approaches him, asking him what he's doing, how shall he respond? Well, if he says something, he'll fall down the tree and die, and it's very rude not to answer.

My answer: we were all taught by Buddhism that silence is golden.

I'm kind of tired of most of these "questions," honestly.

Are they infinitely many prime number twins? Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two prime numbers? (And more of these.)

What happened to Preparation A-G?
Why do they call night time after dark?
What happened to 6 UP?
Why do we park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

Good one!

sorry

I like that Buddist question. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it make a sound?

Not your fault!

Is a frog's ass watertight? Does a bear crap in the woods?

(But it IS my survey)

Why do you get a life vest (instead of a parachute) on an airplane?

Here's a weird one:
What happens if an unstoppable object hits an unmovable/unbreakble wall?

ware are you from?
toronto by any chance?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, shouldn't he who lives by the sword die by the pen?

Why do they say a pair of eyeglasses when it's only one?

Is there a God?

Just the other day I was thinking, I wonder what kaleb's first name is? I don't know if that's what you mean though......

Possible suggestions:

Bob, Melvin, Kevin, Dwayne, Kelly, Marvin, Alvin, Graham.....

Why are they called buildings when they're finished? Why aren't they called builts?

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

yes

i was actually thinking of unanswered questions of more depth like, is there a god? (which i guess some feel is answered and others don't) and what is the meaning of life?

Here's one answer:
What happens if an unstoppable object hits an unmovable/unbreakable wall? You find out whether it's 'unstoppable' or 'unmovable/unbreakable' that was not correct. One of those adjectives has to be a mistake, logically they can't both be correct, and pitting the two things against each other tells you which. It's like having two fighters, each of whom claims to be the best fighter in the world. Obviously, one of them is wrong, and you find out which if they fight each other.

Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true
Who came third in World War 2
did Sooty sleep with Sue,

What are the holes in biro's for
which one's which in the Corrs
did Geff Hurst really score,

Does God ever get it wrong
Where has Gary Barlow gone
Why is Christmas Day so long
It just goes on and on... and on,

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
What if Eve could not conceve
And he had to breed with Steve,
We'd all be gay....

Yes, why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is there Brail on the keypad at the drive-up ATM machine?

yes, but they are all pretty stupid and corney like the ones above. i think that gallagher made a few of them. they werent that funny, but he made up for them though.

btw: smashing a watermellon wasnt that hilarious either, the first time it was kinda funny, but it got old very quickly.

hym, let me see what i remember from physics.

light can behave like a particle or a wave. but then again, so does every paricle. if what you are saying is the case, then the uunstopable object will pass though the wall, and at a fraction of a moment, the wall and the unstopable object will become one large mass. this is how waves behave, at least i think. maybe i should email my physics professor.

damn it, i hate those things. is there a mathematical proof for that. i had to prove that one by exahustion (from 40 to 52 only)

not much of a dilima really. your manners or your life. but in america, we dont exactly value politeness either, especially under great amounts of stress. if this actually ever happens to me, and some moron actually asks me that, the last thing on my mind would be to be nice to him. id probably use my free hand to flick him the bird and hope that moron either helps me or fudges off.

Yeah, same here.

I never understood their Easter ways of being polite.

Why is it that when your bladder is entirely empty and you dip your feet in warm water you have an urge to wee? I have veruccas at the moment (communal showers and two swimming-pool lifeguards on my corridor *sigh*) so I'm having to soak my feet and it's something I just noticed....

Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do baseball players spit?

What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

(The last two I heard as part of a comedy sketch on a TV variety show.)

No, I am from Akron, Ohio USA.
Are you from Toronto?

yeah, i mean some people are more polite than others, but this is to the extreme. i guess i am too egocentric to get that joke.

Why do I like bois and gurls?

A friend once said to me, "The really important question is, why am I not attracted to rocks".

Heh, same here (even though I hate admitting it).

the sick thing is baby...I kinda am

I guess this could be true...sounds like Star Trek or something to me. But of course, they have come up with some (little) of that type of technology, so who nows?

Pretty interesting stuff.

yes.
Just your coment about parking on a drive way anddriving on a parkway made me ask. We have a highway/freeway called the Don Vally Parkway but it sometimes gets refered to as the Don Vally Parkinglot (esspecially during rush hour).

That's what we should call our Memorial Parkway! I have been to Toronto once, and loved it. Go Bluejays!

Yeah maybe the'll go all the way this year.

That would be great!

yeah, the philosopjy behind it is pretty interesting too. technicly, theres no such thing as an imovabel object casue of the 3rd law. but then again, what is movement anyway. even if you stay in one place, the earth is still moving. and even if you stay in one absolute zero place, everything else around you moves, so really you still are not not moving. unstopable? thats a whole other can of worms.

"When do we get to go to heaven?"

The answer to my question came to me in a blinding flash of light. Kaleb's first name must be Norman!!!

what is the meaning of life?

If god really created the universe, what was here before then? was it white, nothingness, but white is a color, so it is something. who created god? and who created that person/thing? is god male or female, or is he even human?

As for my .02, before the universe all was dark and empty, according to the Bible. God is referred to by the male pronoun, but I believe He is beyond gender, and that's just a convenience. He is certainly not human. As for who created God, I think the theory is that He was always there.

Both are famous open problems! (The second is the so-called Goldbach conjecture: Most people seem to think the answer is "yes", but no proof has been found to this day.)

well, movable is relative, and so is speed, so there really is no objective answer to this one.

ok, i got one for you, is god able to create a rock that is so heavy that not even he himself is strong enough to lift (assume that god can do anything and is invincible.)

yeah, i guess it is interesting stuff.

ok, i got one for you, is god able to create a rock that is so heavy that not even he himself is strong enough to lift.

I think i figured that one out. It doesn't make noise (noise being the receiving end) because there's no one to receive it, but it makes sound, because the sound waves are still there, bouncing off of things.

I can answer the second question. He left the business in the late 1800's because Mr.Sears was so backed up with his orders and he was disorganized. Sears started out as a mail order company because it was the easiest way to reach its largest market people who lived in small towns or rual areas.

Again.... Why do men have nipples?

That's a good one!

Judging from these sites with weather terms
http://www.srh.noaa.gov/tulsa/forecast_terms.html
http://weather.gfc.state.ga.us/Info/WXexp.htm
"partly cloudy" and "partly sunny" both refer to 3/10 to 6/10 cloud cover, but "partly sunny" would only be applicable to daytime, while "partly cloudy" can be used at night.

how could he always be there? everything was created. right? and before god created the universe and it was dark that would mean that someone would have made it that way

Thats the best answer Ive heard on that one.

I could only give a churchy answer for that one.

oh yeah, you the one who posted all the christian stuff on forum.

um, well, uhm. just give us the churchy answer then.

Why do men always treat me like an accessory?

Yes however I am still a human being. My comment refers to how I'm treated when I'm not at work.

Why are people cruel to each other?