What are the things you always wanted to know but you never asked?

This is a good question but the brain is not working at the moment. I'll try to get back with a question later.

Why aren't viruses seen in the fossil record? Is it just because they're too small to be found, or is there another reason?

In what language, beacuse English, does Dead Can Dance sing? I always wanted to know this. And I'm so sad that they don't post up all of their lyrics and give out info.

Because English?

Why me?

When should I lose my virginity?

No.

Probably my parents talking to me about sex.

it's supposed to say 'beside'.

okay

Do guys EVER care if the woman they sleep with comes because they care about her pleasure, or is it ALWAYS about their ego??

whats a camel toe?

Where can I get hold of some speed for a reasonable price?

Where the hell is the G-spot?

I think I found it once on accident

I CARE but its mostly about ego I think.

Hah!!
I've been looking for a long time, no such luck for me!

Are male and female orgasims different? Is there a God, as I was brought up to believe? Do I look like what I see in the mirror to other people...see the same as I do? I have lots of them.....

Does my voice sound thesame to others as it does to me?

Organisms?? Orgasms?? Both are different.I never experienced a male orgasm being female,but well I've been told they're quite different.I don't believe there's a god,but it's up to you to see if you want him to exist or not.There is no fixed answer.The other question I often wondered myself,I guess you do,but maybe you don't.

When you record your voice,it sounds slightly different from when you heard it without recording...I think the voice must sound to others the way it sounds to you on a tape...but maybe it doesn't.

Whenever you please! (if you're under 13 wait at least a couple years anyway! )

Because you're cursed and doomed,that is.The wrath of god is upon you

Girls and multiple orgasms - true or false.

I'll keep that in mind! I'm 14, and lord knows I want to lose it, and there's this girl in particular that I want to lose it with, but at the same time I'd feel sorta wrong sleeping with her when we're this young.

Ah...decisions, decisions...

I haven't recorded my voice since I was a kid, but I remember saying that can't be me it don't sound nothing like me
You've done some recording though, haven't you.

Yes.

I'm a recording fanatic since 2 or 3.And I don't mean music...that came only in my teen years...I mean that I like to record myself and I would love to record others...what they say,how they say it...the few conversations I managed to record were so amusing and interesting...I'm obsessed with the fact that words and discussions will be lost in time...

I listen to people on the bus,at school,wherever...I must look very nosey I suppose.Once I was so enchanted by two chinese girls talking in chinese that my friends had to drag me away.And didn't even get what they were saying,being in chinese...I just tried to get it from the expression,the tone...

You ought to carry a mini recorder with you' then you could record whenever you wanted without anyone knowing. You could have recorded the Chinese girls then had it translated, that would be neat to find out later what they were saying, unless they were talking about you

I wonder what people are thinking a lot, or why they think the things they do, but never ask them. One thing I will always wonder, and cannot ask, because I dont know the woman... is Why was she shaking her head and tsking me in the Kmart bathroom as I changed my son's diaper. I wish I could go back in time and ask what the deal was. Does it seem strange to still wonder over 8 yrs after the fact? There are a lot of things I wonder about but cant remember right now.

i cant think of anything at this point right now. i'll get back to you on that one.

Why is it everytime i'm in a serious relationship after 5 months or so I lose almost all sexual desire toward my mate? Does that mean there's something wrong with me sexualy?

Nothing comes to mind.

Will all the races combine in the future to form one race?

Damn him...damn him to hell!

"Why do men have nipples???"


I've asked this before & NO ONE has ever given me a REAL answer,yet.

Why you? Because you are all wise & all knowing.

True!!

I wish, cleo! I wish!

Why do waiters and waitresses repeat everything that you ask for?

No......really! You are!

It helps us remember. I'm a waitress and if you can imagine you have a million things going through your mind at one time.. "drop off check on table 9... change for table 20.... another round for table 6.... katsup for table 4... check on table 14....) I have a tendency to repeat back orders one to make sure I got any modifers right and two to help it stick in my head better

I think I may have used up all those questions as surveys. I try to answer other's questions though.

At the first opportunity that feels "right". That will probably be the first opportunity, but you never know...

1. Yes
2. http://www.cameltoe.org/
3. From someone who deals speed and also happens to be a close personal friend of yours.

See my response to this survey:

http://surveycentral.org/survey/6679.html

It would appear that either I was the only one who knew, or at least the only one willing to explain.

1. As different as men and women are, I would say.
2. Yes
3. No, you look a lot more like what you see when you look at a videotape of yourself. Particularly if it is "candid" video. In the mirror, not only are you reversed (mirror image), but you also have a tendency to react to the mirror. You perform for it. It is a form of biofeedback loop.

Your voice sounds different to you because you hear it resonating in your head. Do your friends sound different on tape? Mine don't. I'm so used to the sound of my own voice on tape that it doesn't sound strange to me any more. I know what you mean though. I remember that. It was a long time ago.

True

4. No. It probably means that you are a guy.

No. Race is primarily a word used to describe certain genetic traits which tended historically to be found in certain geographical areas. It is highly unlikely that any of those traits will ever be eliminated completely. What is more likely is that combinations of traits that might be rare now, will become more common in the future.

My previous response to sonikJ (above) is probably more your area of expertise. Can you back me up on this? Or am I all wrong?

Obviously you weren't asking the right person. I would have directed you here:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

My friends sound the same to me on tape and his real life.That's why I think that the "real" voice is the one I hear on tape.

It also gives you the opportunity to correct them if they got it wrong. Much better than bringing you the wrong order and then you having to wait while they fix it and your dinner guests are eating without you...

I agree. At least, the closer of the two anyway...

When you said No. Your probably a guy. Where you answering anonymous 4? Because if so i'm actually a female.

Put me on the spot, why don't you?

I would say that you're pretty much correct. Race is just a more politically correct way of talking about breeds - without controlled interbreeding, there will never be an even mix of genes in all populations which is what would be necessary before you could really talk about a single race. That's what I would think anyway

Ohhhhh! So you ARE all wise & knowing,Zang.Thanks for the link

4. Well, I had a 50% chance of being right...I did say "probably"...

What exactly does the "monkeeeeeee" category mean?

Breeds eh? Let me see if I've got this right. A breed is when you can successfully reproduce all of the desirable traits every time?

Always glad to help!

That is a very informative (and entertaining) site. Did you poke around at all?

Monkeeeeeee was hacked in by a clever SC user who was confronted with the duty of assigning a miscellaneous survey. Bill liked it, and left it as a category. It is used for silly/non-serious surveys. I suspect the name was inspired by Mandy's monkey obsession, which was quite prevalent at the time.

After going to the link,I guess my Question should've been.........."Why did "GOD" give the males sex nipples?" not..... "Why do men have nipples?"

Speaking of which...this one is my personal favourite:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_145.html

That's a good one.

You're a cheeky little monkey! You really are! BTW What did you do on your birthday?

I had a quiet gathering of old friends at my place for coffee and Chinese sticky buns. I finally saw your post in Forum yesterday. I guess you haven't seen my response yet.

Thanks again! You're a sweetheart!

Oh. Cool!

I'm not too sure about the specifics of the definition. That sounds a little human-centric though if you ask me. That's how we'd talk about types of pea that we're breeding for our own purposes, rather than breeds controlled by evolution. I'll see if I can find anything about it in one of my million books I've brought home to read over Easter

*screeeee screeeee screeeee*
*flings poo*
The monkeeeeee category was named for me! Everyone knows that!
*screeeeee screeeeee*

I love you my queen
*bows*

BAD MONKEEEEEE!!!!!!
Back in your cage!

I am so sorry about that!
*wipes the poo off*

Yeah, what does 444 mean??????????

What does 444 mean??????????????

Should Quebec Receive special status or recognition in order to keep Quebec in Canada?

anyone have an idea on my question

Beats me!

Means that Nasale is back???

I don't know...**shrugs** You tell me!
Better yet ask Zang! He is all wise & knowing.

Some of us (well 3) want to know what 444 means?
I was asked this by anonymous & Nasale asked it also.

Do you know??? Ohhhhhh great wise one??

**waits impatiently for your answer**

**tapping her foot**

& YES! I did poke around in that site that you sent. I also signed up to receive their email. Thanks again Zang!

Go to Forum! I know your online right now so go there. I'll be there soon.

ok

444 is supposed to symbolise "The power of God's love" according to Nick Bunick; who appears to be some sort of quasi-Christian New Age Flake-O-Rama.

http://www.thegreattomorrow.org/

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Yeah! Not that there's anything wrong with it!

Right now I'm trying to remember a song. I've had the video for it running in my head for a few days and it's really irritating me! I don't recall many of the words though, except I think that "fire fire" may have featured quite a lot. The video had a man and a very scary woman dressed in leather. Bits of their anatomies kept lighting up. They were in an old fashioned setting with old portraits on the wall and these portraits were on fire at the end of the video. There may have been a bit that went "Why do we keep setting ourselves [things?] on fire?" but my memory really isn't too good when it comes to the words....It was supposed to have been quite a big thing a few months back so maybe someone here remembers it. It's really annoying me!!!!

As soon as you get chance to.