What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

My sister just rented Scooby Dooby Doo. That's one of the worse.

The only movies I really dislike are the ones where the plot is weakly threaded together just enough to allow gratuitous sex and violence.

Well all the Christmas soft porn Italian comedies qualify!

I *hope* you'll never see them,but I'm sure you have similar stuff.

Plan 9 From Outer Space, Red Zone Cuba (AKA Night Train To Mundo Fine), Manos: The Hands Of Fate, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians


The title is great,though!

Regarding Henry
Bigfoot
Tora Tora Tora
and others I can not remember the name of

I feel hurt that you didn't give me any credit for this survey. http://surveycentral.org/survey/7464.html

Surf Nazis Must Die; Salmonberries; Random Hearts.

Scary Movie 2 is the one that comes to mind.

it's quite possibly the one I'm watching right now... Scooby Doo...

Actually, now that you mentioned them, I kind of feel like seeing them.

Hochelaga

I doubt that anyone (besides Mat) has even heard of this. It's about the biker gangs of Montreal that hang out in the "Faubourg à Mélasse" (the Molasses Burg - where the sugar factories are). Hochelaga is the name of a street in that area. The movie sucked, I watched 10 minutes and returned it to the store. Do I really want to watch a movie about the low-lives in my city? Not really, I know too many of them personally and don't care to be entertained by them...

That just disqualified a whole lot of movies from your collection!!

Scary Movie, by far. Yes, it is my same answer for my other movie. It just so happened the worse movie I've ever seen cost me $5.00.

Sorry Kate. I'll check a little better next time.

punch drunk love, spice girls, the new guy, zoolander, and i am sure that i have seen some more very crappy movies, but i cant think of them of the top of my head.

"Can't Stop The Music". After a few attempts, I finally managed to force myself to sit through the whole thing. It is really bad. Directed by Nancy Walker, famous for her "Rosie the waitress" in a series of paper-towel commercials ("It's the quicker picker upper").

Eraserhead is the worst movie of all time.

What about the guy with the hand!?

I walked out Romper Stomper (starring a very young Russel Crowe) because the violence was too shocking for me.

I hated 'Lost in Space'. And I hate all films with Nicholas Cage because he's such a crap actor.

I heard really good reviews for Punch Drunk Love. Why do you think it's bad? I'm planning on seeing it.

"Just Imagine"

The Matrix

I know I am going to get flack for this one...
Moulin Rouge. I hated it with a passion.

What is "my collection"?

Fifth Element.

Jacob's Ladder

I have a few. My husband is into "B" horror movies.
But the one mainstream movie that I can think of is "Eyes Wide Shut." Oh, it was awful!

"don't sing!!!"

I loved The Fifth Element...

I loved Jacob's Ladder too...

and I really loved Moulin Rouge! That movie seems to really polarize people... they either love it or hate it. No flack... I'm sorry you hate it... I wish you could see it the way I do

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anoddoblivion: it is new. here is what i found:

The Earth's oceans are all connected to one another. Until the year 2000, there were four recognized oceans: the Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Arctic. In the Spring of 2000, the International Hydrographic Organization delimited a new ocean, the Southern Ocean. It surrounds Antarctica and extends to 60 degrees latitude.

Thx. I saw it. Pretty cool stuff.

Has anyone ever seen Grease2? This is supposed to be infamously bad and I'd really like to see it just to be sure.

Figuratively speaking...

grease 2 was VERY bad but it can squeak by just by the fact that you get to watch michelle pfieffer for and hour and a half or so!!! but that is it's only redeeming quality!!!!

Ace Ventura:Pet Detective. I hate Jim Carrey

I just though it was incredibly corny. It was pretty much sci-fi by numbers.

it definitely was... with a certain visual flair

Thank you. That would be appreciated.

OK, imagine that you DO have a movie collection (as many people have), you wrote; "The only movies I really dislike are the ones where the plot is weakly threaded together just enough to allow gratuitous sex and violence."
So, if you had a collection; then it wouldn't include most of the films produced these days as they are just as you described...

In other words; I agree with you!

I forgot about Eraserhead! You're right, that is absolutely the worst movie ever made!! But I love David Lynch's other work.

Yeah, that's what pissed me off the most about it. They had "Directed by David Lynch" promenantly on the cover. Talk about sucking us in. I even *tried* to see anything good about it, but it really sucks. The alien-type baby thing was weird.

The whole thing was weird! It left me with that frustrated, confused "Huuuuuh?" kind of feeling.

Yeah, I watched the whole think only because I somehow thought it would make sense in its entirety. It was woeful.

I saw it when I was living in Israel; this really cool theater had a special David Lynch night--they showed Fire Walk with Me and Eraserhead. I guess they just had a warped sense of David Lynch's finest work.

Dumb and Dumber

*shocked by people who said*
salmonberries(one of my all time favorites)
Fifth Element(one of my all time favorites)
Jacobs Ladder(rawked)

Were people pretending to appreciate it or did they all think it was crap?

I don't really remember. I don't recall any explicit booing or anything. The friend I went with definitely thought it was poo, too, though.

MR is a great film... how can you not like it? I went to see it twice.

Moulin Rouge

you're not alone! my wife hated it too

The Island of Dr. Moreau

I don't know why really- I just began to feel bad for the actors, like I was embarrassed for them. Glad I am not the only one

Aliens 3

Tough to say - there's an "apples vs. oranges" problem comparing some of them.

Since I'm being asked to pick, I'll choose Blood Waters of Dr. Z. It's about a mad scientist who turns himself into a half-man-half-catfish creature and goes on a killing spree. It's a very bad movie.

"Emmanuelle", "On Golden Pond", "It's Pat!", "Power Rangers", "Congo", "This Island, Earth", "Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Dead", "Mystic Pizza", "Ice Pirates", "Waterworld", "Stuart Smalley Saves the World" and "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".