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| anonymous | | posted 30-Oct-2002 1:09am |
i went out with this guy because romkey insisted. i didn't want to because I KNEW the guy would be hopelessly flawed. I WAS RIGHT!!! YOU WERE WRONG!
and biggles- stay out of it! i wasn't even talking to you. |
| spidertea | | posted 30-Oct-2002 1:10am |
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| anoddoblivion | | posted 30-Oct-2002 1:24am |
Hare Krishna
Pick her up at 8:00.
Her: Were are we going?
Hare: Hare Krishna
Her: Were's that?
Hare: Hare Rama
Her: Ha-reee...rama. Uhm, ok, so what kind of food do they serve.
Hare: wees (what everyone else serves).
Her: wees? What's a wees? No, don't tell me, Hare Roma, huh?
Hare: Hare Krishna!
Her: Hare Krishna's your name.
Hare: Rama.
Her: do you ever talk about anyone but yourself?
Hare: wees (what everyone else says)
Her: Wees? What's up with this 'wees' again? Could we have a normal conversation.
Hare: HARE KRISHNA
HARE KRISHNA
KRISHNA KRISHNA
HARE HARE
HARE RAMA
HARE RAMA
RAMA RAMA
HARE HARE
Her: That's it, I'm sick of you always talking...and chanting, just plain creepy...about yourself. I'm leaving. (She walks into her house)
Hare: Hare Hare?
Her: (Yelling through the door) Get off of yourself and maybe we can see each other again.
Hare: OK.
Her: What did you say?
Sorry Krishna, wished I could have gotten you further. I'm afraid he waiter would totally flip though when you asked for Hare Rama.
~think of waiter as a "Tim robbins" type character, tryng to be professional and sociable, while all the while getting more and more uncomfortable~
Waiter: And for you, sir?
Hare: Hare Rama.
Waiter: Hairy...Ramen did you say? Ha-ha. Veeeery funny! All our cooks wear hairnets, and they don't cook Ramen back there.
Her: Don't mind him, he only knows a few words. He'll have what I'm having, right Hare dear?
Hare: Krishna Rama!
Her: Isn't he cute
Hare: (Blushing)Rama...
Waiter: Uhmm...Drinks? Let me guess, Hairy Ramen, right? Ha!
Hare: Krishna Krishna!
Waiter: Krish...I can tell this'll be a long night. (whispers to date) I'm expecting at LEAST 15%.
Her: Hare Rama! (Smiles and winks)
Waiter: (sarcasticaly)Yeah... |
| anoddoblivion | | posted 30-Oct-2002 1:30am |
harekrishnadasa: Please know I'm just totally being silly and all, and if any of this offends you, then I'm terribley sorry. Cool. |
| spidertea |
 That was pretty good! |
| spidertea | | (reply to anonymous) posted 30-Oct-2002 1:39am |
Why did it come up anonymous? It was me!
If the person is offended, it would be silly since I used direct quotes! |
| Biggles | | (reply to spidertea) posted 30-Oct-2002 6:17am |
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| Dino | | posted 30-Oct-2002 7:36am |
Aloha! Okay here we go! Phew *wipes brow* Dang, this computer aint typing right.     Whoooooh! That's better!!!! Are you alright Kate? Message me okay. I've sent you an e-mail but I don't think it worked right. Okay, so I phoned up the guy and I said "You better get it right or I'm gonna be pissed" He got it right! I've kept the napkin from the date. I have it stored somewhere around here. Okay, let me go look and I'll be right back. ((HUGS)) |
| Biggles | | (reply to Dino) posted 30-Oct-2002 8:38am |
That's good! |
Wicksy  |
How come this was inspired by me and dedicated to me!?  |
| dora | | posted 30-Oct-2002 1:48pm |
No,I can't  |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Dino) posted 30-Oct-2002 2:02pm |
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| juliw | | posted 30-Oct-2002 5:44pm |
No |
| harekrishnadasa |
Hare Krishna! |
Enheduanna  | | posted 30-Oct-2002 8:26pm |
I decided not to be celibate anymore, so I went on a date with this woman that my sister introduced me to. I almost missed the date because my roommate's computer wasn't working right and I couldn't read her e-mail about when to meet her. We went to see a movie, and my stupid immature roommate double-dated with us. It was convenient, since I don't drive and the theater is too far to walk, and it's a hassle to get to on the bus. My roommate kept talking about all the "skanks" and "sluts" in the theater. I don't know why his date didn't smack him. |
| Enheduanna | | posted 30-Oct-2002 8:28pm |
I love this survey!! |
| anoddoblivion | | (reply to Wicksy) posted 31-Oct-2002 12:24am |
Somone said we needed more surveys this style, and your's was that style. So I made one and dedicated it to you because it's a really cool way to do things. |
| anoddoblivion | | posted 31-Oct-2002 12:25am |
Man, my long entry and/or wording of the survey has seemed to lead people astray. |
| anoddoblivion | | (reply to spidertea) posted 31-Oct-2002 12:25am |
Thx! |
Kristal_Rose   | | posted 31-Oct-2002 1:26am |
hmmm... I'd think this would come naturally, but it doesn't seem to tonight. |
| Wicksy |
Ok, sounds cool |
| Enheduanna | | posted 31-Oct-2002 9:19am |
I was on holiday in NY (my favorite city outside the UK) and I was piss drunk. She gave me a lollipop. |
| Wicksy |
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| Maarten | | posted 31-Oct-2002 9:48am |
We went to the movies ( Romancing the Stone). I was 15 or 16. We couldn't see the end because we had to take the last train back. It was our first and last date. She was pretty boring. |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to Wicksy) posted 31-Oct-2002 11:11am |
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| mandy | | posted 1-Nov-2002 12:12pm |
It was with Krishna |
| hellsbells | | posted 2-Nov-2002 11:25pm |
Went to the movies with "Keith" and his parents. We were 13. His mother kept turning around to look at us in the backseat of the car. Then they sat directly behind us at the movie theatre. When they drove me home, Keith didn't even get out of the car to walk me to the door. He always was a schmuck - I only realized it when I met his parents. |
| romkey | | (reply to spidertea) posted 18-Nov-2002 9:00pm |
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