Grimace is a character from McDonalds, but what is he actually supposed to be?

You can see a picture of Grimace at http://www.ronald.com/

User	Comment
teatree	posted 21-Oct-2002 1:51pm A big purple thingy that isn't Barney.
weepydebacho	posted 21-Oct-2002 1:57pm I've only been to McDonalds a couple of times so I'm not really familiar enough with Grimace to even hazard a guess.
darkshadowsseeker	posted 21-Oct-2002 2:04pm Don't know, don't care.
romkey	posted 21-Oct-2002 2:08pm I don't know! this has bothered me for years! What the hell is Grimace supposed to be??
Lahdee	posted 21-Oct-2002 2:31pm I was in the hospital when I was 8 and "Grimace" came to visit me. I should have asked him.
Frogbrains	posted 21-Oct-2002 2:50pm do not know
Biggles	posted 21-Oct-2002 2:57pm A mole?
Jemmy	posted 21-Oct-2002 3:19pm A friendly purple animal.
confetti	posted 21-Oct-2002 5:02pm He looks like a big lump of Play-Doh...like when several colors have been squished together and aren't pretty anymore.
spidertea	posted 21-Oct-2002 5:05pm A bean bag chair.
LindaH	posted 21-Oct-2002 5:49pm I think his purple looks faded, like the color of a grape slushie. He kind of looks like an enormous spilled grape slushie.
joachim	posted 21-Oct-2002 5:55pm I believe Grimace is a giant Purple Blancmange from Outer Space. I believe he Means to Win Wimbledon!
FXDL2K	posted 21-Oct-2002 6:13pm failed first attempt at barney (mutant accident)
juliw	posted 21-Oct-2002 6:26pm A purple-a-saurus
Enheduanna	posted 21-Oct-2002 6:39pm Who cares?!
Zang	posted 21-Oct-2002 7:07pm Here's what it says in his personnel file at McDonald's: "Grimace is a big fuzzy purple fellow. Grimace personifies the child in everyone. He is Ronald McDonald's special pal. Everyone loves Grimace because of his innocent loving nature. He occasionally causes trouble in McDonaldland because he is clumsy, but his friends overlook this because he is so happy. There you go! Straight from the horse's mouth!
harekrishnadasa	posted 21-Oct-2002 8:55pm See Kate.
confetti	posted 21-Oct-2002 8:58pm My mom just said: "a warning to people who eat too much at McDonalds".
bcollins	posted 21-Oct-2002 10:18pm I have no idea what Grimace is supposed to be.
FXDL2K	(reply to Zang) posted 21-Oct-2002 11:14pm DING DING DING we have a winner!!!
jettles	posted 21-Oct-2002 11:20pm it looks like barney.
tyrangela	(reply to Zang) posted 21-Oct-2002 11:42pm Right On!
Strider	posted 22-Oct-2002 12:15am something purple
mikehunt696	posted 22-Oct-2002 12:46am I really don't care what he is.
justjulie	posted 22-Oct-2002 7:31am is the last image elvis saw before he turned purple bloated and drowning in his own vomit..it's like the grim reaper, but modified for kids so they're not afraid of the big "d"
justjulie	(reply to confetti) posted 22-Oct-2002 7:33am your mother is very wise
confetti	(reply to justjulie) posted 22-Oct-2002 7:44am That she is, that she is
justjulie	(reply to confetti) posted 22-Oct-2002 7:48am what are you doing up so early???
Dino	posted 22-Oct-2002 7:56am Dunno, maybe a blueberry or something
Zang	(reply to tyrangela) posted 22-Oct-2002 10:37am I didn't hack into McDonald's computer system. Honest!
Enheduanna	(reply to Zang) posted 22-Oct-2002 10:44am Big? Fuzzy? Purple? Ronald McDonald's "special pal"? Grimace is GAY!!!!!
Cain	posted 22-Oct-2002 11:34am Oh jeez. I can't believe I just looked at a Ronald McDonald website.
Zang	(reply to Enheduanna) posted 22-Oct-2002 12:13pm Hmmm...You might be on to something there. If we just apply the Jerry Falwell logic...
Enheduanna	(reply to Zang) posted 22-Oct-2002 12:48pm Grimace and Tinky-winky are obviously part of a media conspiracy to corrupt our children and make them into a bunch of cum-guzzling queers! Barney's probably in on it, too--be suspicious of anything purple!
Zang	(reply to Enheduanna) posted 22-Oct-2002 1:01pm gosh darned deviant homo sodomites!
Enheduanna	(reply to Zang) posted 22-Oct-2002 3:35pm And don't forget the man-hating rug-munching dykes!
confetti	(reply to justjulie) posted 22-Oct-2002 5:48pm I love getting up early. The first thing I do is eat a chocolate bar and get online for about half hour before I have to go scrub down for school
southernyankee	posted 22-Oct-2002 11:44pm a clown?
justjulie	(reply to confetti) posted 23-Oct-2002 6:53am ahhhhh i see.... i used to love my mornings before school!! i would get up WAY early as well...for a while a slam down a warm cola...then it turned to coffee...my junior year, i would get one of those gas station cappucinno drinks and a thing of jolt soda...crazy and surprising that i don't have gut problems today because of it!!!! still love to get up early, LOVE the mornings anywho....have a beautiful day and keep on lovin' your mornings as well!!! BTW...the photos you've posted of yourself are simply lovely!!
confetti	(reply to justjulie) posted 23-Oct-2002 7:49am Which ones? (another 5:30 AM message)
jekaba	posted 23-Oct-2002 2:11pm grimace is barney's father...duh. and barney has a twin brother called blarney who wears a m/c jacket and smokes. i saw him on phil donahue once. and he is kinda mean and grouchy, too.
Maarten	posted 23-Oct-2002 5:22pm McGarbage
Kristal_Rose	posted 24-Oct-2002 3:56am Genetically modified cattle raised without the butchers nuissance of legs, shoulders, and such. He predates barney.
Kristal_Rose	(reply to Zang) posted 24-Oct-2002 4:00am Horse tongue, and here I thought it was worms all the time.
wolfchik9	posted 24-Oct-2002 5:01am A grape popsicle?
justjulie	(reply to confetti) posted 24-Oct-2002 7:01am i like the one where you're outside and i dig your school pic w/ the sparkle on your 3rd eye...that one rocks!!!!!
confetti	(reply to justjulie) posted 24-Oct-2002 7:59am
confetti	(reply to justjulie) posted 24-Oct-2002 8:00am Thanks. You're very pretty (and so is Noah).
mandy	posted 25-Oct-2002 1:03am a big purple turd
dora	posted 25-Oct-2002 3:02pm http://wwwusers.imaginet.fr/~mhp/barbapapa.gif The brother of Barbapapà?
justjulie	(reply to confetti) posted 27-Oct-2002 8:19am thanks...noah gets called a girl ALL OF THE TIME!!!!! guess it's from his eyelashes and how "pretty" his little blue eyes are..
autumnlight	posted 3-Nov-2002 5:10pm a big purple fluffy cushion with eyes and legs and hands and stuff
starrpickle	posted 5-Nov-2002 12:47pm this is a question that has plagued mankind for ages and i fell it is best kept a mystery
bookjunkie	posted 9-Nov-2002 11:15pm A jellybean
bitbad	posted 22-Nov-2005 9:58pm I think the most logical answer would be a taste bud.

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