What is the most unusual euphemism for sexual intercourse that you have heard?

The Horizontal mambo, the horizontal bop.

The old in-out, in-out from Clockwork Orange.

Give her dog a Snausage.

I can't think of any right now.

what the fudges a vegan?

Watch your rude mouth you little brat! If you want to ask a question then do so with a civil tongue in your head. I personally am getting fed up with your rude, crude attitude!! > And to answer your question, a vegan is a person who does not eat any animal products. No meat, milk, eggs, butter, etc.

Bumping uglies has always been a favorite of mine.

Poke in the whiskers.

I've never heard that one. I don't really get how that relates to sexual intercourse. Is it something to do with not knowing what a vegan is because you're too busy munching on a sausage?

That was for both of your comments.

It's probably not the most unusual, but the euphemism I dislike the most is 'porking'. Makes my skin crawl.

I was on the phone with one of my best friends when my SO said that I had to get off the phone to help him "take out the trash." She thought he was trying to use code words but he really just had a bag and a few boxes from business shipments and couldn't carry it all himself. Ever since then we've been "taking out the trash" on a regular basis together.

Quasi-remake. I love the phrase Quasi! Its up there with the phrase '-esque'.

Bag-pipin'.

The *thing*

To *ahem*

I'd say that Shakespeare's image of a "beast with two backs" takes the cake for me.

scrogging........... essay form?? hmmmm. scrogging is my answer and i'm sticking to it!

You should have asked me this question while I was reading Rabelais. If you're looking for sexual euphemisms, you need look no further than the continuing and extremely vulgar adventures of Gargantua and Pantagruel.

Are "scrogging" and "snogging" related? I'm not british.

I guess nobody's mentioned "bumpin' uglies".

i don't know if they are related..... i'm not british either. two friends talk about scrogging and i detest it but it is rather strange.

As ZZ Top sings, "The Tube Steak Boogie".

I've always been fond of "rutting like wild bunnies". I think "boinking" and "doinking" are kind of silly. I would never use them myself. "Playing hide the salami" is another silly one.

The Horizontal Polka.

A vegan is a person who does not consume anything that came from an animal (meat, dairy, eggs, gelatin, etc..) Many vegans (like myself) do not wear animal products either or use products containing animal byproducts or products tested on them.
Why do you ask?

Thanks for sticking up for me! Nice to have an ally.

doing the horizontal two step

The old in and out.....

You're welcome. I'm getting fed up with this brat's attitude and I figured someone should put her/him/it in their place.

Someone on SC mentioned "the hot beef injection" once.......

Bumping uglies?

F U C K I N G !

I'm not sure, but my favorite euphemism is "doing the nasty"

The hokey pokey?

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and shake it all about, etc., etc. Now you're doing the Hokey Pokey!

I'm asking for UNUSUAL...what's unusual about FUDGING? It's a common euphemism, not uncommon.

I honestly can't think of one, but the ones i read were pretty messed up...lol

FUDGE YOU ALL YOU BUNCH OF RETARTS!!!!

Reatrds is spelled with a D, not two Ts. And the gramatically correct way to say that sentence would be;

Go engage in acts of sex with yourselves, you group of mentally challenged persons.

Thank you.

balling

FUDGING butt-hole!

Please take your foul, immature mouth elsewhere! Like to another site. Here's a site that would suit you fine: http://www.rotten.com

Oh, you're just saying that because you know I'm right.

boning, horizontal mambo, porking, balling, makin bacon

i particularly like bill's remark a long time ago..."split the beef curtains"

i think hunnybunnybaby meant..like..what the fudge would the euphemism be if the person was a vegan?

With her/him it's hard to tell. This "person" has got to be one of the most rude, disrespectful users I've ever come across. She/he tried to create some surveys that were very badly done and we pointed out the problems with the surveys and got shouted at. The "vegan" remark came from a survey hunnybunnybaby did asking how we liked our steaks cooked. A reasonable enough survey, but there were no options for those who don't eat meat, just options for rare, medium-rare, etc. We pointed this out, mentioned that there were vegetarians & vegans (I believe spidertea is vegan) on the site and that there should be at least an "Other" option for them and those who don't eat red meat. That's where the vegan remark originated.

ah, understood...i've been out the game for a while...i used to be the "most rude, disrespectful user"...i see someone has tried to dethrone me...grrr

I remember you from when you used to visit SC. Frankly this (l)user is the worst of the worst. No offense, but you can't hold a candle to him/her.

nungya