| User | Comment |
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Iseult  |
'Od kad ce doci dan
Da sletim u Japan
Da vidim suncan dom' |
| teatree |
Her life is so boring, so boring...as boring as this song! It would be performed by Milli-Vanilli or Vanilla Ice! |
Zang  |
Doo lang doo lang doo lang
Doo lang doo lang doo lang |
| grmbrand |
Grmbrand was a coding man, a coding man, a coding man
Grmbrand was a coding man, he wrote perl all day long.
And when his parser barfed the code, when it barfed the code, barfed the code
When his parser barfed the code, he puased to write this song. |
| Iseult | | (reply to grmbrand) posted 5-Sep-2002 6:39pm |
Wow... your song even rhymes  |
| Jemmy |
Hmmmm.....what rhymes with Jemmy?
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| Biggles |
Oh she doesn't like those southern twats With their plummy voices and their daft top hats But alas, next year there'll be lots of the bums Talking all posh and twiddling their thumbs..... Excuse me, it's after midnight. I'm not quite right in the head.....  |
| juliw |
Either: Julie is such a good person oh yes she really is
or Julie is such a dog oh such a f****** dog |
LindaH    | | (reply to Zang) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:55pm |
Doo Zang doo Zang doo Zang
Doo Zang doo Zang doo Zang |
| mandy |
Oh Mandy...you came and you gave without....
oh wait..uh..
*shrugs* |
| mandy | | (reply to LindaH) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:57pm |
Do Zang Do Zang Do Zang!  |
| LindaH | | (reply to mandy) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:59pm |
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| Zang | | (reply to LindaH) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:39am |
Yeah! That's the next line! |
| Zang | | (reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:42am |
You must have an interesting accent if you can rhyme twats with hats! |
| Zang | | (reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:43am |
Leave it to you to take this conversation into the gutter! |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 1:00am |
This is a Manilow-free zone! |
| dora |
People don't write songs about me.I'm the one writing songs about people.Right now anyway my mind is blank.  |
| Biggles | | (reply to Zang) posted 6-Sep-2002 7:15am |
They rhyme perfectly well to me - well the "ats" at the end do, that's a good enough rhyme! |
| Dino |
You came and saw and watered flowers
Smooth, cool with mystic powers |
| Dino | | (reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:28am |
Gosh, what does Zang mean? How can you not rhyme hats with twats? I tried just now in my fake Ameri/Canadian twang and still couldn't not make it rhyme. I need to speak to a Canadian and I need to do it NOW! |
| grmbrand | | (reply to Iseult) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:28am |
Well, I don't think that Billy Collins has anything to worry about. |
| Dino | | (reply to dora) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:32am |
You can write one about me when your mind clears. You can do it in Italian first if you want. |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 9:08am |
In American/Canadian English, "twats" is pronounced more like "twotts." |
| Biggles | | (reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 10:21am |
Maybe he means because "wats" and "ats" are not exactly the same, I'm not sure  |
| Dino | | (reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 10:31am |
I think you're right. I need to speak to someone. I bumped into 3 Americans last Saturday and spent the whole evening getting drunk with them. They never used that word though |
| Biggles | | (reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 11:11am |
It seems like a very English word. Upper class twits are often twats... |
| mandy | | (reply to Zang) posted 6-Sep-2002 4:07pm |
*bows* You're welcome, doll!  |
| mandy | | (reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 4:20pm |
*sings* il mio sol pensiero, Dino, sei tu! io son triste e solo Monti e mare tu non varchi per tornar Mia piccina Fosti tutta la mia vita Sei fuggita! E non torni piu .............................. My only thought, Dino, is of you! I am sad and lonely You do not cross mountains and sea to come back to me My little one you were my whole life But you ran away never to return! ok this is totally plagiarized from two different Italian songs but...hehehehe I wanted to appear clever |
| Zang | | (reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 5:01pm |
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| cody |
Actually... someone did write a song about me :). A couple lines are
"You can tell me how you broke down a door just to save a man's life."
It was more of a ballad about my adventures in Vegas over the past few years. As far as breaking down a door just to save a man's life... yeah, I ended up meeting Richard Simmons and getting his official seal of approval over that. |
| dora | | (reply to Dino) posted 7-Sep-2002 2:12am |
No,I can write better songs in English.All the songs I write are in English BTW.It's easier. |
| dora | | (reply to mandy) posted 7-Sep-2002 2:13am |
Do you know Italian?
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| mandy | | (reply to dora) posted 7-Sep-2002 4:37am |
A little...I cheated! |
| Dino | | (reply to mandy) posted 9-Sep-2002 4:08am |
It worked. I was impressed. |
| anonymous | | posted 14-Sep-2002 12:20am |
o susie Q |
they  | | posted 16-Sep-2002 2:44am |
I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin
I'll make a lampshade of durable skin
And oh, don't you know that I'm
always feelin' able
When I'm sittin' home and I'm carvin'
out your naval
I'm just sittin' here carvin' out
your navel
When will I realize that this skin
I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the kill be too much
meat for me to hide on
Hey, I could really use a couple
of hands
To complete one hell of a plant stand
Oh, don't you know that I'm caught
here in the middle
Making rib cages into coffee tables
I'm just makin' em into coffee tables
And when will I realize that this skin
I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the thrill be too much
meat for me to find anymore
Oh, because
you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in,
oh yeah
And though you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in
Oh, wait a minute... Blind Melon wrote that about Ed Gein, not me. Sorry. But aren't they cool lyrics? |
| LindaH | | posted 18-Sep-2002 12:46pm |
She was number one
she was having fun
she was totally over the moon
she was having dreams
about wonderful things
and someone woke her up too soon |
| wolfchik9 | | posted 18-Sep-2002 7:44pm |
She was raised by her mom and pop,
Her mother was a teacher, her father, a cop.
She loved to dance around and sing
But groovin' in public was not her thing. |
| sonikJ | | posted 29-Sep-2002 4:50pm |
They already did...it's called, "Jaime's Cryin'" by Van Halen. |
| warp9 |
she sucked a lotta dicks
drank a lotta wine
damn that dog sure is fine |
