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If someone was to write a song about you, how would a line or two of it go?

And go ahead and scribble something for your S.O., your child, your cat or your watering can if you'd like to  * smile *



 

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Iseult Survey Central Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 5-Sep-2002 3:58pm  
'Od kad ce doci dan
Da sletim u Japan
Da vidim suncan dom'
teatree
posted 5-Sep-2002 4:34pm  
Her life is so boring, so boring...as boring as this song! It would be performed by Milli-Vanilli or Vanilla Ice!
Zang
posted 5-Sep-2002 5:49pm  
Doo lang doo lang doo lang
Doo lang doo lang doo lang
grmbrand
posted 5-Sep-2002 6:32pm  
Grmbrand was a coding man, a coding man, a coding man
Grmbrand was a coding man, he wrote perl all day long.

And when his parser barfed the code, when it barfed the code, barfed the code
When his parser barfed the code, he puased to write this song.
Iseult Survey Central Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to grmbrand) posted 5-Sep-2002 6:39pm  
Wow... your song even rhymes  * smile *
Jemmy
posted 5-Sep-2002 6:57pm  
Hmmmm.....what rhymes with Jemmy?

Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 5-Sep-2002 7:06pm  
Oh she doesn't like those southern twats
With their plummy voices and their daft top hats
But alas, next year there'll be lots of the bums
Talking all posh and twiddling their thumbs.....

Excuse me, it's after midnight. I'm not quite right in the head..... * wink *
juliw
posted 5-Sep-2002 8:34pm  
Either: Julie is such a good person oh yes she really is
or Julie is such a dog oh such a f****** dog
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
(reply to Zang) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:55pm  
Doo Zang doo Zang doo Zang
Doo Zang doo Zang doo Zang
mandy
posted 5-Sep-2002 8:55pm  
Oh Mandy...you came and you gave without....
oh wait..uh..
*shrugs*
mandy
(reply to LindaH) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:57pm  
Do Zang Do Zang Do Zang! * raspberry *
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
(reply to mandy) posted 5-Sep-2002 8:59pm  
 * laughing out loud *
Zang
(reply to LindaH) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:39am  
Yeah! That's the next line!  * smile *
Zang
(reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:42am  
You must have an interesting accent if you can rhyme twats with hats!  * wink *
Zang
(reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 12:43am  
Leave it to you to take this conversation into the gutter!  * raspberry *
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 1:00am  
This is a Manilow-free zone!
dora
posted 6-Sep-2002 2:35am  
People don't write songs about me.I'm the one writing songs about people.Right now anyway my mind is blank. * frown *
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to Zang) posted 6-Sep-2002 7:15am  
They rhyme perfectly well to me - well the "ats" at the end do, that's a good enough rhyme!
Dino
posted 6-Sep-2002 8:24am  
You came and saw and watered flowers
Smooth, cool with mystic powers
Dino
(reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:28am  
Gosh, what does Zang mean? How can you not rhyme hats with twats? I tried just now in my fake Ameri/Canadian twang and still couldn't not make it rhyme. I need to speak to a Canadian and I need to do it NOW!
grmbrand
(reply to Iseult) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:28am  
Well, I don't think that Billy Collins has anything to worry about.  * smile *
Dino
(reply to dora) posted 6-Sep-2002 8:32am  
You can write one about me when your mind clears. You can do it in Italian first if you want.
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
(reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 9:08am  
In American/Canadian English, "twats" is pronounced more like "twotts."
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 10:21am  
Maybe he means because "wats" and "ats" are not exactly the same, I'm not sure  * wry smile *
Dino
(reply to Biggles) posted 6-Sep-2002 10:31am  
I think you're right. I need to speak to someone. I bumped into 3 Americans last Saturday and spent the whole evening getting drunk with them. They never used that word though
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 11:11am  
It seems like a very English word. Upper class twits are often twats...
mandy
(reply to Zang) posted 6-Sep-2002 4:07pm  
*bows*
You're welcome, doll!
 * grin *
mandy
(reply to Dino) posted 6-Sep-2002 4:20pm  
*sings*
il mio sol pensiero, Dino, sei tu!
io son triste e solo
Monti e mare tu non varchi per tornar
Mia piccina
Fosti tutta la mia vita
Sei fuggita!
E non torni piu
..............................
My only thought, Dino, is of you!
I am sad and lonely
You do not cross mountains and sea to come back to me
My little one
you were my whole life
But you ran away
never to return!

ok this is totally plagiarized from two different Italian songs but...hehehehe
I wanted to appear clever * raspberry *

Zang
(reply to mandy) posted 6-Sep-2002 5:01pm  
 * grin *
cody
posted 6-Sep-2002 7:05pm  
Actually... someone did write a song about me :). A couple lines are

"You can tell me how you broke down a door just to save a man's life."

It was more of a ballad about my adventures in Vegas over the past few years. As far as breaking down a door just to save a man's life... yeah, I ended up meeting Richard Simmons and getting his official seal of approval over that.
dora
(reply to Dino) posted 7-Sep-2002 2:12am  
No,I can write better songs in English.All the songs I write are in English BTW.It's easier. * smile *
dora
(reply to mandy) posted 7-Sep-2002 2:13am  
Do you know Italian?
mandy
(reply to dora) posted 7-Sep-2002 4:37am  
A little...I cheated!
Dino
(reply to mandy) posted 9-Sep-2002 4:08am  
It worked. I was impressed.
anonymous
posted 14-Sep-2002 12:20am  
o susie Q
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 16-Sep-2002 2:44am  
I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin
I'll make a lampshade of durable skin
And oh, don't you know that I'm
always feelin' able
When I'm sittin' home and I'm carvin'
out your naval
I'm just sittin' here carvin' out
your navel
When will I realize that this skin
I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the kill be too much
meat for me to hide on
Hey, I could really use a couple
of hands
To complete one hell of a plant stand
Oh, don't you know that I'm caught
here in the middle
Making rib cages into coffee tables
I'm just makin' em into coffee tables
And when will I realize that this skin
I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the thrill be too much
meat for me to find anymore
Oh, because
you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in,
oh yeah
And though you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in


Oh, wait a minute... Blind Melon wrote that about Ed Gein, not me. Sorry. But aren't they cool lyrics?
LindaH Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 18-Sep-2002 12:46pm  
She was number one
she was having fun
she was totally over the moon
she was having dreams
about wonderful things
and someone woke her up too soon
wolfchik9
posted 18-Sep-2002 7:44pm  
She was raised by her mom and pop,
Her mother was a teacher, her father, a cop.
She loved to dance around and sing
But groovin' in public was not her thing.
sonikJ
posted 29-Sep-2002 4:50pm  
They already did...it's called, "Jaime's Cryin'" by Van Halen.
warp9
posted 6-Oct-2002 4:45am  
she sucked a lotta dicks
drank a lotta wine
damn that dog sure is fine
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