Do you masticate?

I generally masticate once or twice a day. Although I often masticate in the presence of others, I try to do it using a certain amount of discretion. I don't think it polite to display the products of my mastication.

I AM MASTICATING RIGHT NOW!!

Of course. I'm not on a IV or anything.

I should do it more.

In fact, we all should.

we should do it together! mutual mastication! actually that seems like it might be a bit disgusting

Only if you're loud!
and spit.....


BTW, I really enjoyed masticating with you

Three or more times a day, often in the company of co-workers.

I often do

I enjoyed masticating with you and Sue, too!

group mastication!

I masticate with my ass and crap out my mouth.

Yes, I chew often, even in front of people, even in the office

I just masticated potato salad. Mmmm...creamy!

I masticated some Mar Far Chicken and pork fried rice earlier...it was yummy!

I left you a Ghost Post in Forum. Don't worry, this isn't like yours. In fact it may be the real thing.

OMG-I looked at that ghost post! Scary...

I found it more sad than scary. That poor person wandering about, not aware that she's dead. I wonder what she was looking for?

Yes, it is really sad. Here is a picture of a ghost smiley...sorry, but he is invisible

This one is cuter than the last invisible ghost smiley you sent!

My masticator has bad hinges.

My name is Confetti and I'm a bubblegum addict

Mine is a porno ghost smiley.

As you can see, he is masticating. (Hope that image didn't offend you.)

I like the ghost smiley idea. (See my vulgar smiley, above.)

I was definitely wrong in Qual-Land, Cuter. This has been an entertaining survey already! (Someone must have been concerned for the breeze going through my ear holes and shut the door on my mind last night, sorry 'bout that.)

It would take more than that to offend me. BTW-did you check out the post to Cutey in Forum about the ghost video?

Or chew with your mouth open like my roomie does! UGH!! >

No, I made a note to when I saw that conversation about it. I'll check it out - love stuff like that.
(Is this one for real? Or another one like Cutey's before - which required paramedics to come to my home?)

No, this is the real deal, not what Cutey posted before. After viewing what she posted I was still shaking 10 minutes later. I had turned up the volumn on the speakers because of the low moans she said the ghost did (I wanted to make sure I could hear them) and I had my face close to the screen because of my bad vision. I'm still going to get her one day when she least expects it. Just a word of advice...when you click on the link it will give you a option to play in either 56k or 100k (RealPlayer...the 56k works better and loads faster. Make sure you have your speakers on so you can hear the reporter and the women who saw the ghost.

I masticate as often as possible..

Yeah, I usually experiment with the connection speed too - the results are unpredictable. (Jeze, when will the world catch up to its own technological capabilities?) I love stuff like that. My problem with this one though is I only get half the story because I can't understand what the interviewed woman said she saw when she 'investigated'. What is she saying?

What does the word mean?

I also have a very objective approach to these things. Here's something I just put together, and I'm about to post on the Forum - since you got me to thinking about this stuff.
It's regarding the 'ghost poster' that someone posted earlier. (I can't remember who it was and I can't find find the post now! Do you remember?)
http://hometown.aol.com/dubblzero/myhomepage/photo.html

Chewing. But, in answering the question, as you've probably imagined, people are having some fun with its precarious pronunciation.

sexy!

......NOT

*chews on your ear*

I can only make out bits and pieces of what she is saying and that's with the volumn turned up. As to the post you are referring to, what was it about? I know 119 posted something in response to Cutey's post in the last week, but I'm not sure that's what you mean.

Yes, much more often than I should.

Yay! Group mastication!!

Oooooooo Mmmmmmm

GRrrrrrrrooowwwllllllLLLLLLL

I'm masticating a piece of apple pie right now.

Yum! I want some,,,warmed with vanilla ice cream on top!

I don't have any ice cream to offer you, but here's a piece of pie. Just a fair warning...it's not homemade, I bought it at the store. It's too hot to bake today.

*shivers*

is this a sex thing?

That's OK...I don't make my bed, much less homemade pie. It's too hot to bake here, too.

many times a day!!!

It very well could be.......
but no.

Where are you located?

To time consuming.

I live in Akron, Ohio...about an hour south of Cleveland. It is 93 and humid here today. And we don't have A/C in our house!

I don't have A/C either, just a bunch of fans. Kate has A/C though...lets go to her house!

ok but I need plane tickets

Sorry, but I'm broke!

WHAT IS MASTICATE?

It means to "chew the stuff", "munch a bunch", "rotate the jaw", "mush the junk", "breakin' it down", "stomp the chompers".

(It means "to chew", but I'm sure you can imagine what connotation it's been given here.)

Why yes, but my wife makes me keep my mouth closed.

me too...maybe some other time

Yep!

All the time!

I masticate pretty frequently. The thing I've noticed is that it takes me a lot longer to do it than most other people, for some reason.

I am masticating right now as I type.

Sick, sick, sick. You're a 'cater fer sure...

I'm masticating Mr. Kipling now! (he makes Apple Pies)

Have you ever just "masticated the fat" with another? Kinda like we're doing now...?

Exceedingly good ones? I think they're *horrid*

If I remember correctly we had the Mr Kipling discussion on MSN and I do believe the conclusion we reached was that you are exceedingly weird.

I do recall. But I wanted to re-emphasise how vile they are!