Pile it on...what's in that sandwich?

Turkey and mustard. Boring, but mm, mm good.

Peanut butter and jelly RULES!

Turkey, bacon, American cheese, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, another slice of bread, salt and pepper.

you forgot chocolate

Pastrami, Swiss cheese, Mayonnaise, & Hot Mustard. Thanks!

No, I am dieting and this is torture

Um, probably margarine, lettuce, a couple of sliced cherry tomatoes, a smidge of grated Red Leicester cheese and a dab of salad cream. Hardly piled high......

I only make ordinary sized sandwiches. Roast beef with mayo and tomato on sour dough or whole wheat or roast turkey breast, mayo and tomato on whole wheat are my preferences. I'm not in the habit of making Dagwood sandwiches.

... and cayenne pepper...

Turkey, provolone, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise and a bit of mustard... no pepper, I really hate pepper

My most outrageous sandwich contains:
bread (of course)
bologna
cheddar cheese
Miracle Whip
mustard
peanut butter
pickles
lettuce (optional)

The peanut butter sounds really odd, but don't knock it unless you've tried it!

Another favorite is tuna fish mixed up with Miracle Whip (salad cream), and I add a layer of plain potato chips (crisps). It gives it a wonderful crunch.

It's okay, sweetie. You don't have to have pepper if you don't want it!

Love the chips idea. Now that I can imagine. (Sorry, the peanut butter with Miracle Whip ain't gonna happen to this tummy.) My mom cuts an apple to small bits and puts it in with the tuna fish with Miracle Whip.
You must be from the South...? I grew up on Miracle Whip. I've discovered that neither of the coasts is partial to it. These days, I'd rather real mayo - I've come to like it better now, gone to the 'other side', I guess.
My mother, who grew up in Texas, used to go to large family reunions in Philadelphia (my dad's side of the family) and everyone would say that something was wrong with the recipe that she had shared with them all the prior year - that her potato salad just didn't taste the same, somehow. She would show up with her servings of the same stuff and be accused of 'holding out' on the real recipe.
Well, come to find out - it was all semantics. Whereas in the south, they refer to Miracle Whip as 'mayonnaise', those in the north took the word to mean (of course) 'real mayonnaise'. She wrote down 'mayonnaise' when sharing the recipe for everyone who wanted it. She didn't know they were going to interpret 'mayonnaise' this way. So no one could understand the difference in taste when they prepared it themselves and this story sure grew to an unexpected size. I forget why I was even telling you all this. What survey am I in?
Well, when the entire mess was revealed...long story short, they never believed my mom so they shot her in the head and buried her in the park where the reunions were held.
You can see why I don't like this Miracle Whip anymore.
[The story just got to be so long, I had to cut it short somehow. And I had to make it interesting - it somehow lost all its purpose along the way. haha!]

Everyone always puts pepper though, I went to try the veggie burger at McDonalds and took a bit only to find out it was packed with pepper I tried to brush it all off, but it just didnt want to come off! It really seems like everyone these days have to have pepper on everything. I went for supper at a friend of mines house and they have steaks on the bbq... the the steaks were covered in pepper too... I've had to eat pepper much too often lately.

My grandmother used Miracle Whip in potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, on sandwiches and it was also used on tossed salad as well. It's the only salad dressing she ever bought. I didn't taste regular salad dressing until I was invited to a girl friend's house for dinner. Our grandmother was from Iowa. It's pretty popular there too.

Just you wait until your mom sees that! You're going to be sorry......

Salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, lettuce, Italian dressing, banana peppers. Yummy Italian sub!

I love Miracle Whip...I am sorry, though, peanut butter on bologna sounds GROSS! :-x

Same here. I actually fell in love with 'real mayonnaise' the first time I tasted it, which must have been 18 or so. Now I put that on fries, all sandwiches...donuts, I use it for frosting on cake. (Ok, not that bad, but I do love it.)

HAHA! Ha! Uh-ha. uuuh...you're right.
*dashes away*

Ewwwwwww!

*peppers my nipples*

im only havin a half a sandwich.

Ham, swiss cheese, & mustard.

OR

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, & butter.

I'll take two of your number one there, and...yeah, sure - one of the BLT. Do you make fries, and do you have ranch dressing?
To go, yes.

Fries, no. They take waaaaaaaaay too long to prep. And yes, I may have some ranch dressing on hand for you.

I have risen from the grave in the park and I have placed a curse on you for your misdeed. Never again will you be able to taste mayonaise
and your refrigerator will always be filled with gallon jars of Miracle Whip! This curse is irreversible and shall be upon you the rest of your natural life. (It cannot be replaced with mustard or ketchup either! )

Wow, the service is great around here compared to the other places these days!
You know...throw some fries in with my sandwiches if you would please. They shouldn't take long to prep, should they, no. Oh, and some ranch dressing, too.
And, I may change my sandwich order here in a minute or two, if I could just use your phone - it's local don't worry. Kids! It's cool - they have fries forever, she said! Come on in and place your orders!

*school bus of children enter...banner on side of bus reads: "Slow Readers' Camp for Hyperactive Children...and Juvenile Delinquents*

Oh, and this will all be to go, please, extra condiments (do you have any ranch dressing, by the way?) - separate tickets too.

*speaks into your phone and turns away from you before you have chance to rebut*

Another Miracle Whip lover! Yea! NthenSome thinks he was "old" when he first tasted mayonaise...I probably didn't taste it until I was in my thirties and then, never again (except for when in restaurants).

Tuna (in water, not oil), hard-boiled eggs, apple and onion (both diced) and MIRACLE WHIP! Can be put on your favorite bread and eaten as a sandwich or right out of the bowl like a salad with crackers (Ritz) on the side. Yum!

Hi! What brings you here?!
*growls at Biggles*
So, you're...looking good for...well, you're looking good.
.....

*dashes out*

You brought me here! To be exact, you invited me here! heh heh heh

Yeah, sure, I'm from the south. Just south of the Canadian border. I grew up and have lived most of my life in farm country north of Seattle.

I grew up eating Miracle Whip, and when my mom occasionally bought mayo I thought it tasted terrible. I guess it's all in what you get used to.

So, how long did it take for your mom to dig herself out and recover from that gunshot wound to the head?

I never used to like pepper very much either, but I've started to like it lately. Maybe when you get old like me you'll like it, too.

I might have to give that a try. Would it be good without the eggs?

Now see, the problem is that you're thinking of peanut butter and bologna together. You have to think of that whole bologna & cheese sandwich with all the other stuff, and it just happens to have peanut butter on it, too. And there HAS to be mustard. It's just not the same without the mustard. I might have to have one of those sandwiches today.

Oh, it sounds much better now! I actually like to put a little Miracle Whip on peanut butter sandwiches. It keeps the peanut butter from sticking to the roof of your mouth, and does not hurt the flavor. I learned the trick from my dad when I was a kid.

Hmmmm, I might have to have some pepper after all!

Perhaps... when I was younger, I used to hate mayo and now I love it!

It only took her about a second...the very second she heard how she ended up six feet under in some story just so I could shorten it - haha!

Ya big baby!
ha ha

Whole wheat bread without the crusts, chunks of chicken mixed up with miracle whip and a little salt.

youre such a crap

Yes, it would taste fine without the eggs. Do you just not like eggs or are you allergic to them? What makes it so good is the mixture of the tartie sweet apple with the fishy tuna. Leave the skin on the apple if you like eating the skin. Peel it first if you don't. Either way, it's good. I took that to a family picnic once with my ex-in-laws and some of them loved it and insisted on the recipe. Of course, others thought it too odd to even try a taste of it. Oh well, their loss.

I'm not allergic to eggs. It's just that the last time I put boiled eggs in tuna salad my girlfriend was so disgusted by it that she made me believe it was icky, so now I'm afraid to eat the two things together!

I see. Well, I would prefer it with eggs myself but I'm sure it could be enjoyed with or without! Don't you just love when people look at what you're eating and appear incredulous! "What is that awful looking stuff you are eating!" "You put EGGS in you tuna salad?
How weird. I've never HEARD of such a thing!" I can't imagine
escargot and chocolate covered ants either but they're considered a delicacy so who am I to judge those that eat it.

I usually enjoy grossing people out, but it wasn't any fun when it happened without my trying.

I just saw (on the show Fear Factor) people eating a handful of live ants. Blech!

I can't watch that show or others like Real TV. People eating bugs and such as that is bad enough but when they show people getting run over by cars or breaking their arms and legs from falling off their skate boards and such as that, I just can't watch. It literally hurts me, mentally mostly. I was hit by a car once (as a pedestrian)
and I have to tell you, that hurts!

*motions incessantly to manager for help*

Uh, no, we don't have fries for days...

*Oh, God, Harvey, please get your ass over here now*

And we don't do busloads either...

*Please, God, take me now. Save me, I beg you*

Thanks...

*hands phone back to you*
Is there...? Is there a problem here? Oh. Is this a little overwhelming, unannounced? I'm sorry - I should have...

Well, let me help. These kids love only one thing, so if you just give us a load of fries, I'm sure they will be happy. Oh, and about a tub of ranch dressing...you do have ranch, right?
*whispers, humorously*
And you'll thank me for coming up with this solution, because when these little rascals get angry, they -- well, let me just put it this way...
*leans in*
I'm now driving the third bus out there and I don't know what they did with the real driver. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor.

*publicly now, reaching for wallet*
And I sure ain't gonna ask about Bob-the-driver, uh-haha! So? How are those sixty-eight orders of jumbo seasoned curly fries coming?
Kids! She says she can cook her fries to be in fun little shapes if we want! Like daggers, and M-16 rifles and stuff, isn't that nice?!
*cheers (and growls) pour from huddle of kids*

*Frightened beyond belief*

Uh, did you say curly fries? Just give me a few minutes on that, ok?

*Runs toward the back of the kitchen muttering, "Gun, get the gun, Harvey. When I tell you I need you I don't mean for foreplay. Get the damn gun and lock that door NOW!"*

I'll be there in a minute!

*Door shuts with Harvey and myself safely inside clutching the shotgun and checking the phone lines.*

Help me, God! I was good, wasn't I? I didn't swear half as much as Beth does, did I? And I was drunk! I didn't know I was naked, straddling Harvey at that work party! I swear! Although, it was a really good party...

Lots a Mayo...Miracle Whip that is... Motz or Cheddar cheese cause American cheese is gross. lol

*crashes through the swing door to the kitchen (it felt...locked?)*
Oh my god oh my god oh my god, we have to get out of here!
*finds couple, wrapped around each other, romancing...*
Ahem. A little panicked situation here.
*waitress and man straighten themselves, waitress fixes her hair*
Wolfchik: There was this office party, see, it was long ago and...

Never mind! We have to get out of here! The kids weren't happy after all, M-16 curly fries and all!
SH! Hear that? That's the sound of four school buses being revved up for action. Um...say...just how concrete are these walls of yours? Just curious.

This little restaraunt in town has a roasted veggie sandwich that is to die for- three types of peppers, onions, tomatoes, portabella mushrooms, sprouts on wheat bread with a roasted pepper sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I don't like the stuff where people are getting hurt, either. Fear Factor doesn't have much of that. They are trying stunts that sometimes look pretty scary, but they don't usually get hurt. They wear harnesses and protective gear. The worst show like that is on MTV. I think it's called Jackass. I've only seen bits and pieces of it because I try to avoid it. Those fools do all kinds of really painful looking stuff -- not my idea of entertainment!

I Jackass! I can't wait for the film

Ooooohhhh no!! I just can't watch it! I feel their pain when they hurt themselves. Owww!!

Me, too! I feel very stressed after watching shows like that.

I especially love it when they vomit on Jackass!!!!!!


But eggs in tuna salad!??????????
YUCK!!!!!

But they just have so much fun. They're like a group of teenage boys just mucking around. Their enthusiasm is infectious

I particularly hate it when they do that. I can watch, but not listen. I always start gagging myself......

Sue runs from the room!

Now come on, who really likes mayonnaise?

Canadian Cheddar, lettuce, mayonnaise, and smoked ham slices on Malted Wholemeal Bread.

tuna, pickle, salad
how terrible it is~!!

I believe that we put the red pepper on the sandwich.

I'd like a drug sandwich please, hold the bread....thanks.

God... all these options... I'll just ask for mayonese spread and piece of ham....

You have God in your sandwich?

::chuckles:: No, but now that you mentioned it, do you think that God would taste like chicken?

Pork. God tastes more like pork.

Don't know.I'm not a Christian,never ate him!!

(I apologize with all you Christians out there.)

Marmite

A Divine Sandwich, indeed.