Tell us your plan for world domination.

Surrender.

I don't want to dominate the world, just educate everyone. Especially in the areas of conflict resolution, logic and reasoning skills.

1. First off, I need a lot of money.
2. Then, a select group of people including myself use the money to buy everything.
3. Using gobs of leftover cash, we build an army to enforce our ownership over everything.
4. Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, baby.

Frankly, I think this is a pretty solid plan for world domination. That step #1 is the kicker, though.

build a monopoly on water, or secretly contaminate the water supply with genetic reengineering of human reproduction then sell the temporary antidote.

That's good. But dang it, I'll still need money

Last night I had a dream that I was helping Bill Gates count his money. Now there's an answer to your problem. Become an accountant for a bunch of insanely wealthy people. Tweak some numbers. They won't notice little bits missing here and there.

I don't have one. I'll leave it to someone else.

Those were plans for making money. Only charging the worlds population for breathing, living, dying, or sex could make much more. Unfortunately, many of these plans are in order already. One brazilian city just had demonstrations and kicked out a corporation that privatized their water, though they're still doing that elsewhere around the globe. Things like Viagra and AIDs medications come to mind too, as do new crops that can't reproduce on their own. It might be lucrative to have your hands in all the new power-plants going up while the government shifts us towards electric vehicles.

As far as dominating the globe, I would start a software company through which everyone needs to interact to talk to their friends, pay their bills, listen to music, get their news, do their shopping, get credit and home loan approvals, reserve flights, etc. Heck, I'd even raise a terrorist scare so that people accepted some plan in which you had to submit walk itineraries to leave your house.

The guy reached his childhood goal of making a million dollars a minute. It might not be an easy job.

I shall begin by conquering Survey Central!

From my lair in an abandoned Amusement Park I have a list of SC usernames on the wall lit up with little coloured lights.

Cackling like a lunatic I take great pleasure in moving your little marker lights up and down my popularity scale.

Some move ever closer to the 'RED LINE' Don't ask about the RED LINE!

Hark, someone has failed to pay me a suitable compliment. *Stands in window in high tower casting manic silhouette*
I shall move them closer to the RED LINE! Don't ask!

MWAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA

Maybe grmbrand can convince or brainwash a wealthy person as his step 1.

Divide and conquer. Divide the planet into groups of religious zealots who all think they have God on their side. Cause wars between these groups. Have western governments taken over by extreme left wing groups who believe borders are wrong and who allow a flood of Muslim fanatics to enter every western country while calling anyone who raises the concern that these people put religion before country 'extremists' and 'racists'. Kill off any politician who points out to the left that despite their constant ranting about tolerance and equality, they are ironically defending a religion that subjugates women and does not tolerate non-Muslim religions. Distract the masses by giving credence to left wing green groups who consider carbon dioxide to be the biggest threat to this planet, and squashing the very large opposing view that CO2 is good for life on this planet. Force reductions in CO2 production by making fuel too expensive which will result in economic depressions. Economic pressures will create divisions between races and religions. The drastic reduction in oil consumption due to the carbon dioxide/global warming hoax will begin to adversely effect the economies of Middle Eastern countries who have nothing else to sell. The Middle Eastern countries are forced to invade Europe in order to gain territory and arable land. Europe responds with nukes. Muslim fanatics in the west attack from the inside. Western countries are forced to split military power between external and internal threats. The crap hits the fan and WW3 goes off. Meanwhile, I am protected because I have joined the illuminati who appreciated my plan and reward me with untold wealth after the 5.5billion odd scum are wiped from the face of the Earth leaving us enough slaves to serve us while we worship Satan in peace.

I haven't any plans like this.

What's with the red line?

Did you miss the part about one world religion or government they are accused of? Perhaps they are just a small group of docile well wishing old men with a few outlandish spiritual ideas, an over inflated group ego that get's a kick from the bad press, and a few very good 'connections'. Your plans for world dominion might seem a bin unneighborly, perhaps even cause to interupt their afternoon tea and quietly kill you. *waves hand in face, joking kaleb, just joking*

One of the trains, no doubt.

The reason I asked is because he said not to. I'm in a contrary mood today.

I get in those moods when people have anal retentive high standards of behavior on people they shouldn't concern themselves with. For example, if I went somewhere and happened upon someone who expects people not to sing or whistle, I would sing and whistle.

Hee hee hee > I've thought about this at depth.

At first, I was going to run for political power, but I've decided thinking about it that I'll be much better off if I groom someone else for power, get them elected, *then* control them behind the scenes (without them realising of course!). My first choice is a lad in my Politics class - I'm sure he'll be PM one day. Unfortunately he's far too nice a guy for me to do that to. He would make a great PM though - left of Blair but not unworkably so, actually cares about the issues. Those people, the good people, rarely end up in politics though.....

I'll finish this later. I've just seen the footage of the train crash and I don't feel very lighthearted any more

As if I'd tell you!

I don't have one.I do not want to dominate the world ,really.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I'm really not interested in world domination, sorry. I'm happy enough to leave the world alone and have it leave me alone. Which isn't true at all but it sound nice.

"divide and conquer" - for a moment I thought you were going to asexually reproduce!

Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive RUBBER PANTS!!!! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!!!

that really would take a lot of money! Though buying everything is would definitely corner the market on... everything. Where would you put it al?

oh my. that's nice. have some tea and scones dear!

In the garage. there's always room in the garage

*kisses you on the cheek*
It will work!!!!!!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
I am your Father, Luke.

Win everyone over with my beautiful smile and cunning personality and then turn everybody into monkeys that laugh hysterically whenever I utter the word "marshmallow".

YAY!!!!!!!!

Oh no! I just giggled upon seeing the word marshmallow

*checks herself frantically for freshly sprouted bodily hair*

I'm going to fudge the world into submission. Sounds a bit far fetched but I think it will work.

Become the first female Nü Tolkien at age 17.

Wait, that won't exactly fit the bill for world domination. More like just another geek cult

the red line for me last night was my technique of truing my bicycle rims with a marking pen.

You can start with me.

I think the red line goes to friendship heights and all those north DC uppercrust burbs.

Be glad you weren't around my grandmother when she was alive. She'd smack kids if they were contrary.

Okay, you've lost me. What is truing and why were you doing it to bicycle rims?

Even if they were contrary toward non-authority figures? It's unhealthy for kids to let non-authority figures obtain a position of power. If I was out in public, and my daughter was doing something I approve of, and another person tried to get her to stop, I would encourage her to keep doing it, to show the other person that they are not in authority.

*tugs at hair* DON'T ASK ABOUT THE RED LINE. You don't want to know what will happen to you if you reach the red line little Teatree. Mwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaaa.

I don't want to dominate the world.

I don't see anything wrong with what you are doing. That person is not in charge of your daugher and as long as she wasn't doing something illegal (which I'm sure she wouldn't do in the first place), I say Go For It! On the other hand, while you probably want her to respect persons in authority, you also need to teach her (if you haven't already) that even those in authority can say and do things that are wrong and teach her to trust her instincts if an authority figure asks her to lie about something because they were abusing their power in some manner.

*snort* Little! That's a good one! I'm hardly what you would call little! So, what's with the red line already?

Phase One: Collect underpants

Phase Three: Profit

eh?

the red line goes from Braintree to Fresh Pond (through Harvard Square and Central Square and South Station)...

is it... sinister??

Ok lets get it on!!! Times a wasting!

Do you mean the red lines of death?

I've changed my mind...

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

I did get a wave of paranoia after I posted that comment about getting the word illuminati scanned by ASIO or the CIA and having them track me down!

I've done my fair share of trying to asexually produce - nothing doing yet...

Truing is adjusting all the spoke tensions on your bicycle wheels to keep them perfectly round and straight. You can use a marking pen against the spinning wheel to identify high spots.

Don't worry, if they hear you mention their name, they merely send you the the island for awhile, give you a basic washing, then put you on the roster with a comfy job like grooming clinton's cat.

practice makes perfect!

turing

Making my rims true is something my turing personality would be up for. I just revised plans for a steam and electrolysis powered vehicle a couple nights ago. Is this a test?

or they shut down your connection every few seconds when you reach this survey.

OIC

No...I just like playing with words as much as you do and saw that anagram as lovely. turing, touring...truing...true ing, tru ring

Oh wait...yes, this is a test....do I pass?

it is very sinister! ( I love your plan - especially phase two)

Hell will hath no fury to surpass mine if you ever reach the red line.

*Adjusts teatree's marker down one notch*

Well, I was once the SC'er 'Turing'. It was named after the turing test which is where a person tries to tell the difference between a person and software, for instance a mandybot. I once signed a letter to a woman I was hoping to marry (I was desperate back then) 'Soaring', which I saw to be 'So, a ring?'
If you're a mandybot, then yes, you passed. If your passing yourself off as a mandybot, then I'm afraid not.

a mandynot?

I can't say, because then when little things stared to happen people would think to themselves "wait! I read this on SC, Freebird is taking over the world", and my brilliant plan would be intercepted.

Sex, drugs and rock n' roll? I want to join your army!

Dino, have I told you lately what a big ol' sexy stud you are? And brilliant too, who wouldn't want you as dictator?
Now, move me away from the dreaded RED LINE!

not.

Are you trying to frighten me?

why would i share my plan, only to be stopped by the likes of you people here?

Don't have one

Is it a dashed red line or a solid red line? Does it have glitter in it? Does it taste like strawberry twizzlers? If I hop on the red line will it take me to Uppercrust, DC? Is it made out of marker or ink pen? Is it curvy or straight?

I hope that's not Hillary Clinton's pussy

We'll let you practice with Socks.

;-|

I don't plan world domination.

If I told you then I wouldn't be able to dominate the world... I haven't figured out what I'll do with it afterwards yet though...

it just happens?

Nice one.

*moves Freebird up three notches*

Okay Missy - your asking way too many questions about the red line.
*moves Joalis down one notch*

When you are alone tonight and hear a rustling outside - SCREAM!!!! It could be my hoarde of murky minions out doing my bidding. MWAAAa HAAA HAAAAA
*Strokes pussy*

I'd move you down a notch further but your sister my spank me.

I hope you meant up AWAY from the line and not up TOWARDS it.

And you would probably enjoy the experience!

heyzeus and i have a plan for world domination....we both had sons within a month of one another....

You are well away from the red line (you may sleep easy at night)

Give everyone chocolate covered strawberries and they will all worship me.

What about the poor unfortunates that are allergic to chocolate or strawberries? What will you give them so they will worship you?

Did you have an operation without telling us?

Hard candy?

Waaaah! I don't like hard candy!

Blue Meanie!

Given your replies, I find THAT hard to believe!

*blink blink*
*innocent look*

It's not working.

Yes........it is........