What do you talk about while you're online?

Metaphysics. I had the goal a decade ago of making metaphysical agents to discuss tarot readings, and since then have had my computer converse with me in various ways (without any programming). Do you plan to have an agent familiar with metaphoric usage of elements, colors, vibration, and other spiritual psychology vocabulary? Have your agent say hi to eliza for me.

I don't really chat online all that much. I mostly chat with people I know when I do, and it tends to be about stuff that's going on in our lives. Sorry, I'm just not going to get more specific than that.

Have you seen smarterchild in AOLIM? That might give you ideas

I don't used IRC's and rarely, if ever use chatrooms (I've been in SC's maybe 3 times in 2 years) so I'm no help there.

Wow, good for you. My big plans for today are working out and going to therapy.
I talk about what I want to talk about online...whether it pisses people off or not.

BOB DYLAN!!!!

online stuff.

It varies too much to say. It depends who I'm talking with and what mood we're in.

Sex
Death
Sex
Kissing
Food
Milkshakes
Owls
WonTon soup
Satan
Evil
Soap On a Rope
Cotton Candie Bubble Bath
Sex
Zim
dead animals

Depends on who I am talking to.

beer
rum
wine
Diet Pepsi
scones
freshly baked bread
monkeeeeees

I talk about computer stuff the most, and how some people are cookies, for example lets say I goto the winbot channel, you may just be the lucky one and get licked by mentat!

filthy human worm babies!!! Why do they not bow down to my amazing mind??

Yah know.. stuff. Like m'okay?

They're gonna do something to my head! Something EVIL...

I think they just want to clone our brains so they can be kristal and mandy chatting forever, travelling a matrix of silicon chips. Shall I play theme song from rosemary's baby while they extract your archetype patterns?

Please do!
*imagines a mandybot*
*thinks it would shrug and faint a lot*

A load of crap really. I just tend to sit there and respond to others comments and stuff. Usually its just jokey interaction like "Come here and be spanked you little minx" and the person will respond "Oh my god! I'm gonna be spanked" and then someone else will say "Quick run away", etc.

So basically your robot will have to pretend they are in the same room as them - as if they could actually touch them and play with them. Failing that just make it a pervert.

I don't use IRC, and only occasionally use the chatroom here, so there's nothing a usually talk about really....

*skeptical of 'Please Do! ' style*
Is she real, or is she a mandybot? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
*Waves fingers and chants omenous music in preparation for the mandybot mandelbrot golem transformation*

*sings*
White Trash get down on your knees!!!!
Time for cake and sodomy!!!!
*smiles sweetly*
Is it live or is it mandyrex?

Oh my pink mandy raptor's, it's alive. We are just too damn subtle to be replicated. *beamingly grins back with scintillating chromium frosting sparkles* and they'll never mimic olfactory telepathy.

smells like children

Nothing, I don't chat. (Well, not anymore. I used to years ago when it was new - so; seen it, done it... yada yada yada!)

Hehe! this survey is cloning your thoughts! ever thought of that! well what you submited beer! blah! blah! blah! helps make a digital clone! well for my bot i decided to make him a cyber captain his name is malb, with a pet parrot, malb talks back to the parrot. the parrot can annoy malb sometimes. for example i just programed the parrot to say "Capitain Malb! Captain Malb! hehehe!"

I can't find the 'straight face' icon, can you?

Me with my anlyizatic mind! I'm alway making new things, and making things worse, or making things work! sorry for my rude suggestion in my last reply. Also, I'm in enthusic mood! sorry for spelling i'm on a poorly designed network, so I can't look up the word! :| :(

I don't IRC.

I can't even find my panties!

That parrot should sing:
"Yo Ho Yo Ho....a parrot's life for me"

Sad thing is, i've been there myself. I had plans for an animated interactive crow and parrot duet. That animated paperclip in MS Office applications came out shortly after I envisioned a similar winged caduceus snake for our companies medical research software I was working on. They didn't think much of the idea. As usual, guesss I showed them, but then they probably dont remember my suggestion. That was the one job I was fired at.
Vibrating parrot bots. Parrot got your tongue? or your panties? Blam, Blam mal-be.
The other day I heard birds doing a classical improv off the icecream truck. Yesterday I pissed a micro-concerto. Are you getting any mystical kicks lately?

Damn you gurl. I just finished using a Sharpie to mark all Mal's stuff(including undies) MAL B. because she's off to camp for three days!
Today I said loudly about someone or another "Moron!" and the radio at work echoed back loudly an instant later, "Moron!" as this silly commercial started!

Yeah, wait till earthquakes and thunderstorms accompany you. Unfortunately feedback on 'creative' thoughts is much more subtle than the destructive energy, and doesn't give that instant power gratification thing. There was a guy cursing at everyone he passed, and a block later I was behind him on my bike and beamed some love at him; he turned around smiling and said 'you're alright girl'. There are times the positive feedback is immediate.

if you want to see my bot and me work on it in the channel you can join me or see me work on Malb in #winbot or #matthew on irc.e-tidalwave.org! A good chat cleint is trillian or Mirc! to join a channel you type /join #thechannelyouwant.

I'm on in the evens like around 8pm to 11pm EST.

I don't do the chat thing. I talked to Mandy about her car once...

Remember the "orgy" I "walked" in on in chat?

Which one dear?

The only one I chanced upon, that's which one dear! I haven't been in chat since!

I am so sorry. That's before we could whisper. Plus it's a bit difficult for five or six or more people to orgy in whispers.

I went in to have a chat and got an orgy instead and I was in my raggedy old bathrobe!

Shoulda have worn your bondage gear, then I could have tied you up and forced to to watch!


Actually I'm sure IRL we were all in similar bathrobe, raggedy slipper or T-Shirt attire. That's the great thing about the net...nobody knows if you're scummy!

Ugh! No thanks on the bondage! I get panicky if someone grabs me by the wrists-I've always thought it was something from a past life rearing it's ugly head, this fear of being restrained. BTW-you're probably right about the other people attire, but I didn't expect to be reading what I was reading in chat. To say it took me by surprise is an understatement. I'm rather a virgin when it comes to chatrooms as I rarely go in them, it's just not something that has really ever interested me. The only reason I went into chat this last time was to check out how bill had improved chat and I certainly got an eye full! ON A DIFFERENT NOTE-Check out the article I posted in Forum about this Penis Museum in Iceland. >

We couldn't help ourselves. I'm sure Sue started it. You should scold her.

Do you remember? I think you were pretty loaded at the time...

I do. and I was.

(((HUG)))

Yeah, sure, blame it on poor, innocent Sue when we all know what a lech you are!

I cannot help it. It's in my nature.

Yeah, sure!

It depends on time, place & circumstance.

i'd keep making smart ass comments all the time. I'd try to bring up some philosiphical arguement concept and argue using truth tables.

computers should be good at this kind of stuff.

BTW: i am guessing: Bill or romkey survey?

damn, I guessed wrong. Make sure you let me go up againts it when your done.

Where you come from. that sort of thing.

Relationships in general, conflict resolution, venting, & sex.