Should I go ahead with it ... and commit suicide? (Please select ...)

This is no joking matter - and if it is a joke then you're sick.

Dude, don't kill yourself! Kill someone else instead!

i meant to hf this.
and i wont vote on it.

I believe that if you've taken the time to read people's comments in other surveys, you'll see that for many this is a delicte subject and you have not handled it in a very delicate manner.

I sincerely hope this survey is not true. Suicide is not something to joke about or take lightly. Please get help, Please do not kill yourself. I don't even know you, but I do know that you are a wonderful person who deserves to live.

Most suicide cases start off as people joking about committing suicide. So whatever your gripe is, remember the double amputee vet with no family panhandling on the San Francisco turnpike. He's ever so patient. You can walk past him and feel relieved you're not as unlucky.

Other: I believe this survey is fake, but if it isn't, don't do it.

I don't know if this is real or not but there is no reason to kill yourself.

I believe this survey is fake - go see a shrink anyway

What an unpleasant bunch of options! I don't know enough about your situation to evaluate whether it is a reasonable decision or not. :).

its a permanent solution to a temporary problem!

i hope this survey is a joke. nobody should have to feel that way.

*shrugs* Your choice, mate.

Why are you asking us? If you want to kill yourself, don't do it. It's not good. Just don't ask us for our opinion, since we don't even know you.

You didn't put an option for my answer.
I believe this survey is fake - but don't kill yourself.

I refuse to be a party to this.I have a few friends & one relative,who have opted to take this way out.This is NOT even funny!!! You need to seek help.Call a suicide hot line,only if your serious.But if your not,don't waste their time,they have real emergencies to handle!

Other - I believe this survey is fake, and dull.

I believe this survey is real only in the sense that regardless of motives there is a deep down underlying need to express the sadness that you feel at present. It will have certainly crossed your mind.

I believe that the one truth is that everyone suffers at some point during their lives. On a small scale we suffer at some point everyday if only for a short while.

Feelings and emotions do not last for ever - even the good ones.

You may feel this now but you have absolutely no idea how you will feel tommorrow. Trust me you don't know!

i am hoping this is a joke. but if it isnt, do the smart thing and dont do itpeace.post a message and tell us what is really going on. we need to know if this is real or not

This survey should be marked offensive, because some people (with no sense of humor) may find this survey offensive. Well, this survey isn't offensive to me, but it isn't real funny either. Its fake. - you should go ahead and kill yourself for creating it.

You know what pisses me off. When people try to piss other people off and are 'not good' at it, they're going against punk ethics. (see punk ethics) Well, according my Bible (see South Park), things become funny after 22 and one fourth years. So I guess on December 17,2023, it be ok to make jokes that we've once (today) though offensive. UNTIL THEN, SHUT YOUR PIE!!!

Well, accoring to punk ethics(my other Bible that I am writing) joking about killing yourself in this manner is not really that funny. I mean come on, this survey is fake, and the person who created it has nothing better to do and just wants attetion. And has also commited SC suicide (synonomous with carrear sucide) by pissing people off and now nobody wants to talk to him. Well, as long as it doesnt piss Bill off, but if it did, the creator of SC has commited SC sucide.

If it's real : I don't know.It's your life not mine.Sometimes death is the only thing left to do,but if you were so seriously depressed you won't be around doing surveys, just would be on your bed too sad to cry.
If it's fake: bad bad survey If your was an attempt at twisted dark humor you failed.It's not twisted funny,it's not funny.Just plain dumb.
And I a laugh at a good joke if it's well done, no matter how dark it is.So you're a failed black humorist.

That's what I was trying to say too.

Lighten up, all. My friend and I were doing more of an experiment than a survey. As everyone so eloquently states here - it failed. My apologies if I upset anyone. We were hoping the canned responses that we formatted were enough of the tale that this was in fun. Again - bad choice of a joke, and my sincere apologies.

Love life, folks!

Suicide ....this is what happens to those who really do it-thay lose their soul to hell ...no such thing as purgatory.......it's a lie from the pit of hell.
It isn't funny to survey this.
People who seriously think about suicide obviously have no idea WHO they are...........or that they ARE LOVED but they believe lies which tell them they are of no value....which is a lie...and the devil just wants their soul anyway.

Gee.....Can I change my answer?

I enjoyed your little monolouge. It made me laugh.

Gee ... you smell like a dog fart in a solid, tight, wet, brown bubble.

Oh dear.

Hey, Jiggles: I don't recall requesting your attempt at holding an opinion. Come back when you can sound out words having greater than one syllable. Then, when you return with another effort to bore us all to tears, go away before you succeed - once again.

..I. <----- It's not a plane, nor is it Superman. What's left then, Squiggie?

[Ruffles the mangy hair of Squiggie's greasy head.]

Hmm, how did you know I didn't wash my hair today?

I don't think I've ever bored anyone to tears before - I may have come close a couple of times, but generally people tell me to shut up at that point.....

I know I can be quite a dull person - commenting on it doesn't offend me. You'll have to try harder than that Mr Troll.

Actually, I smell like sex.

If I yawned any wider at your tiresome waste of words, Squigg, I'd dwarf the Gulf of Mexico.

Just remember which was the towel from last night.

So, by your own admission, you've got a bloody big gob.......

Jiggles284365246: yawn - I - yawn - will spare you - yaaawn - I will spare you this, Jiggles - excuse me, YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN. Sheese! Let me get back to you sometime on this. Maybe when you can capture my attention. Later. (Much, I'm - yawn - I'm guessing.)

Okay. Go and find something cheerful to do then and have fun.

You come out with garbage like this and you've got the nerve to criticize a comment I made about black holes? Why don't you at least stop mocking people's uernames? You're pretty wacko aren't you?

Kristal_Rose is SO much more intelligent than you, and you bag on her. Well - being fair - you don't externally bag on her. But you think people don't notice the tone your posts contain. I would suppose most probably don't pay attention to the written tone - even more ludicrous is that those who *do* "see" it many times misinterpret it for the worst.

I've trained myself to recognize tone that is projected by a writer into the "flat word" (with the human brain). I've managed well, but in the process I always discipline myself to give *advantage* to the writer (for fun - because the exact intent can be mathematically calculated, easily). I'm losing you ...

Point is, you're not as intelligent as you believe you are, and some of those surrounding you, who appear (to you) to like you are aware of what cells in your cranium remain yet undeveloped or even show promise of development via your behavior. All that appears - is broadcast - when you speak to someone like Kristal_Rose. Then, she'll mention something metaphysical, or discuss the subatomic quantum leap - and, although your words are kind and you are careful to not belittle her, your written *tone* says you're raising your eyebrows and looking off to the side for validation. ("Validation" - or company, really - for the thought that you're dealing with a "nut" of some sort).

Safest thing for you is to display the incredible intelligence you *do* have - where it's proper to display it, simply.

To respond to someone who pisses you off, and calling them "wacko" [CLICHE' ALERT] only lowers you to my inferior level in an instant. Hey! I mean, uh, "... lowers you to *their* inferior level."

*** Addressing someone of your ability: Why did it make any sense at all to reply to a jerk like me?

Quite frankly, I wish more people *could* figure me out sooner. This weeding out to get to the middle around here is exhausting. If you ignore me, I'm certain to go away.

Thanks for listenin', sunshine-cup.

*** As you ponder your retort, you might consider my advice, above.

Neuro Linguistic Programming.......
*nods*
Sweet.
It's not *what* you say...it's *how* you say it.

Mandy-in-the-middle, that's you! You're ALL about it, I'm finding.

The question to YOU is how the HELL did you manage to befriend a "pompous jerk" like me? Takes talent, that must be admitted freely. Again - to you, my hat is off. (Soon to follow, the rest of my attire.)

I am *it*

Oh and I cannot reveal my techniques here in the public forum and give away my secret.
Or all the other sweet babies will now how I won them over too....

Well, your steady kinship with a character like Dubbl deserves a round of applause. Do me a favor, if you would. Read Dubbl's post on the Forum, addressed to Biggles. And - farewell, fair one. (It's been a good time.)

Goodbye.

im a little worried,theres no remarks from the creator