| User | Comment |
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| spidertea | | posted 12-Feb-2002 1:53am |
"Birds can't talk." |
| darkshadowsseeker | | posted 12-Feb-2002 2:27am |
I would teach it to say "This is Cleo's first survey" (and now she can vote in qual)! |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 2:28am |
I found the birdie, I found the birdie (and I commented on your first survey) Congratulations Cleo! |
Kristal_Rose   | | posted 12-Feb-2002 4:10am |
I met a cousins macaw which converses. I have a neighbors parrot which whistles and says Kristal when i take showers or do make up.
If I was stuck with a parrot that said the same things over and over I might go for:
Are you awake?
What are you doing?
I love you.
Whoa, I just solved the unified field theory!
I'll never tell.
Forever more.
Naughty, naughty.
Quetzalcoatl, why have you forsaken me?
I'm cuter than you.
My god, I'm green!
My arms! Where are my arms?
I love it when you speak french.
Quick, hide the drugs!
You go girl.
Help help! I'm being oppressed.
Yay, I'm so happy.
Hula hoop time.
Zzommmmbbiessss... ZZzzoooommmmmmbiesss..
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| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 4:12am |
This is the funnest survey I've seen in quite some time. I'll go vote it good. |
| Cain | | posted 12-Feb-2002 5:44am |
I'd teach it to say 'Jesus is watching YOU'.
Anybody know that joke? |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cain) posted 12-Feb-2002 5:55am |
No, Please tell, but for some reason I was thinking to put just that on my list, and censored myself. |
| Cain |
A man is breaking into a house through the window at its front. He makes it into the front hall and starts to creep down the hallway but hears a soft voice from the corner saying 'Jesus is watching you'. Puzzled, he asks if anyone is there and on not getting a reply, sets off on his way again. He hasn't got far when again he hears 'Jesus is watching you'. Scared now, but determined to carry on he takes a few more steps and again hears 'Jesus is watching you'. He looks to his left and sees a parrot on a stand. He asks it if it can speak, to which the parrot replies 'Yes'. He asks what the parrots name is, to which it replies 'David'. He thinks that David is a funny name for a parrot and tells it so. The parrot replies 'Jesus is a funny name for a Rottweiler'. |
| Dino | | posted 12-Feb-2002 7:12am |
urg! I see these surveys in qual and think - right I've got 24 hours to think up a cute answer for this which will totally impress everyone. 24 hours later I'm still stuck for inspiration. I guess I should teach it to shout 'Come on Dino - get with the program!!!' |
| Dino | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 7:16am |
*doing best cheerleader impression*
Ra Ra dabprovin - survey queen and no jokin'
Give me a 'C'
Give me a 'H'
Give me an 'L','O','E' |
| Biggles | | posted 12-Feb-2002 8:01am |
"I'm for dinner, I'm for dinner" |
| Biggles | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 8:03am |
Go Cleo!!! Right now, this survey (with 9 votes) has a rating of 81.2%  |
| Oscar | | posted 12-Feb-2002 9:37am |
Ok, "You just purchased a parrot, what would you teach it to say?"
*slaps herself for being a smart ass*
I would teach it to sing the Sesame Street Theme song. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cain) posted 12-Feb-2002 10:36am |
 Oh, that's great! Thank you. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Oscar) posted 12-Feb-2002 10:42am |
That's like the happy-hunting-ground for parrots, I guess.
Oh no, it's happened again, you said a comment I declined to type. *hmm.. wonders if I can think up more and have people say them for me.* |
Galomorro  | | posted 12-Feb-2002 11:59am |
"Olá" or "OI!" (Portuguese for hello and hi.) I LOVE parrots. |
Enheduanna  | | posted 12-Feb-2002 12:03pm |
"Choke on cock" |
LindaH   | | posted 12-Feb-2002 12:18pm |
I would teach it to say "Go away" whenever there's a knock at the door. |
| icurok | | posted 12-Feb-2002 12:20pm |
Nevermore
You smell
I've hidden your keys
Help I'm trapped in a parrot's body
Have you lost weight?
Drink up, the world's about to end
lemon curry
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| LindaH | | (reply to icurok) posted 12-Feb-2002 2:57pm |
lol Help I'm trapped in a parrot's body
cute. |
| ASexyBabe | | posted 12-Feb-2002 4:43pm |
YAY YOU MADE YOUR FIRST SURVEY!!!!! |
| confetti | | posted 12-Feb-2002 5:10pm |
Urggh, reminds me of the two failed attempts with two different Furbys.
Also reminds me of Nirvana's genius "Polly".
Oh...I don't know what I would teach it to say. "Do you really want to hurt me?" might be hilarious. But it would probably give me one patronizing look with its hideous yellow eye and continue eating birdseed. |
| juliw | | posted 12-Feb-2002 6:57pm |
Survey Central |
| juliw | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 7:03pm |
Yay! You FINALLY made a survey! And it's a good one, too.
Now you can vote in qual. |
| ASexyBabe | | (reply to Cleo) posted 12-Feb-2002 8:54pm |
very nice survey **claps** |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to LindaH) posted 12-Feb-2002 10:00pm |
Trapped in a parrots body was the motive behing many of mine too. |
| mandy | | posted 13-Feb-2002 12:20am |
I would never purchase a parrot. |
| Cleo |
I thought you'd be surprised! The whole time that it was in qual,I was a nervous wreck.  I really didn't think it would pass,& I was getting ready to delete it,after the first couple hours.I'm glad I didn't,now. |
| Cleo |
Thanks Kristal! I needed that! (((((HUGS)))) |
| Cleo | | (reply to Dino) posted 13-Feb-2002 12:34am |
Thanks Dino! Nice cheer!I guess I'll be seeing you guys in qual now.  BTW you dropped your pompoms. **hands it to you** |
| natsim | | posted 13-Feb-2002 12:37am |
Piss off! |
| Cleo | | (reply to Biggles) posted 13-Feb-2002 12:38am |
Thanks Biggles! It took me long enough,to get up the courage,to do it too.I'm assuming that the 9 vote 81.2 % is supposed to be like a passing grade? |
| LindaH |
I can see that in the green one and the arms one. The rest aren't so obvious. |
| Cleo | | (reply to juliw) posted 13-Feb-2002 12:41am |
Thanks Julie!! I'm still feeling a bit nervous,after creating this survey.I think it'll be a while,before I do another one.Cept for the other one,that just passed also.I think I'll retire now. (((((HUGS))) |
| Cleo | | (reply to ASexyBabe) posted 13-Feb-2002 12:43am |
Thanks ASB! I thought I would end up deleting this survey,I'm glad I didn't now.(((HUGS))) |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 13-Feb-2002 1:01am |
Well, I'm glad you didn't "chicken" out! |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to LindaH) posted 13-Feb-2002 1:59am |
& the quetzalcoatl one, possibly. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to mandy) posted 13-Feb-2002 2:02am |
An anti- prostitution/sex-slave parrot? |
| ASexyBabe | | (reply to Cleo) posted 13-Feb-2002 9:16am |
no way don't ever delete a survey it can always be made so it is acceptable unless it is really sad and this one was never that ugly. hell look at the rating |
| Zang | | posted 13-Feb-2002 9:41am |
"You just purchased a parrot what would you teach it to say" *snork* |
| Biggles | | (reply to Cleo) posted 13-Feb-2002 10:29am |
It shows how many people have voted good compared with the number who have voted no opinion/bad. And last time I looked, you were doing pretty darn well! |
| RayB | | posted 13-Feb-2002 3:37pm |
Whats Uuuuuuuuup!! |
| Oscar | | (reply to mandy) posted 13-Feb-2002 4:07pm |
Say you did, damnit! Don't be so difficult, just answer the question biatch! lol |
| HareKrishna | | posted 13-Feb-2002 5:18pm |
HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE HARE RAMA HARE RAMA RAMA RAMA HARE HARE |
| juliw | | (reply to Cleo) posted 13-Feb-2002 5:56pm |
NO DON'T YOU DARE RETIRE! Keep making surveys. You have proven you can do it. Make some good ones about food.  |
| mandy |
Exactly! |
| mandy | | (reply to Oscar) posted 13-Feb-2002 6:14pm |
no...that's what I would teach it to say.....get it? |
| Oscar | | (reply to mandy) posted 13-Feb-2002 6:49pm |
I see... |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cleo) posted 13-Feb-2002 7:57pm |
How about a survey on all the things one might possibly save as a pack rat? |
| Cleo | | (reply to ASexyBabe) posted 14-Feb-2002 2:08am |
It's just that I was getting a bit nervous,while it was in qual,cause I've often read,where some survey creators,have gotten a bit tiffy.& I was beginning to get a sick feeling in my stomach,making me highly nervous. |
| Cleo |
Yeah! I'm glad I didn't chicken out either! Least now I can vote in Qual if nothing else. |
| Cleo | | (reply to juliw) posted 14-Feb-2002 2:13am |
Thanks for your vote of confidence.I'll give,making more surveys some serious thought. |
| Cleo |
You know Kristal,that's a very good idea.Why haven't you done it tho?? Your better at it than I am.  I'll ponder that one for a while. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cleo) posted 14-Feb-2002 2:19am |
I was thinking to just chime in during qual. Alas, one of the things I packrat is unpublished surveys. I have dozens I haven't got around to posting yet. |
| ASexyBabe | | (reply to Cleo) posted 14-Feb-2002 6:58am |
but why??? your survey is awesome |
| Dino | | (reply to Cleo) posted 14-Feb-2002 8:27am |
If you can click on 'Advanced Stats' at the bottom right you relive the experience all over again. |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 14-Feb-2002 12:05pm |
Well get in there and vote girl! |
| romkey | | posted 14-Feb-2002 2:05pm |
I'd teach it to dial a local pizza company and then teach it to say "A large one with everything" and anonymously give it to someone I don't like. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to romkey) posted 14-Feb-2002 5:12pm |
As an evil adolescent my friends and I would call a neighbor in the phone book and tell them they were on the radio and won a pizza, then of course call in an order to the pizza delivery with their specifications. |
| juliw | | (reply to Cleo) posted 14-Feb-2002 5:46pm |
Good for you! BTW, I liked your grocery store survey, too. |
| Cleo | | (reply to ASexyBabe) posted 14-Feb-2002 11:09pm |
Thanks, ASB! ((((HUGS)))) but at the time,I didn't know what to expect.You know?? Fear of the unknown.So it made me a nervous wreck. I'll try not to stress so much the next time. I feel a bit comfortable now. |
| Cleo |
Yes Mame!! Going there right after the last event. |
| Cleo | | (reply to juliw) posted 14-Feb-2002 11:25pm |
Why thanks Julie,I really appreciate your compliment,babe! Love ya woman! |
| Cleo |
You packrat surveys??? Geeze Kristal! That's something! |
| Cleo |
Advanced stats huh???Gotta try that. |
| Kristal_Rose | | (reply to Cleo) posted 15-Feb-2002 12:18am |
I must be a magnet for you. Try Dino. |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 15-Feb-2002 12:48am |
That's ma'am yes ma'am to you! |
| Dino | | (reply to Cleo) posted 15-Feb-2002 6:42am |
Dont panic - I got the message you misdirected to Kristal. |
| anonymous | | posted 15-Feb-2002 11:38am |
kiss my fudging ass, you jack off |
| ASexyBabesToy | | (reply to Cleo) posted 15-Feb-2002 1:42pm |
Hey Cleo we got the house!!!! |
| ASexyBabe |
yay!!!!!!! love u baby |
| anonymous | | posted 15-Feb-2002 5:13pm |
Polly want a pecker |
| juliw | | (reply to Cleo) posted 15-Feb-2002 6:04pm |
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| Broken | | posted 15-Feb-2002 8:21pm |
I would teach the parrot to say something sexual. I don't know why. I think I'd teach it to, "Hot GIRL!" |
| Cleo |
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm so happy for you all!! I've been praying for you guys!! I just knew that it would happen,it was only a matter of time.Congratulations!!!!!(((((((((((HUGS)))))))))
When do you move in? I'm assuming that escrow closed???? |
| Cleo | | (reply to Dino) posted 15-Feb-2002 11:16pm |
Thanks Dino! Your always sure a perfect gentleman! |
| Cleo |
Thanks Kristal,I knew you'd understand. |
| Cleo |
Ma'am! Yes ma'am!**clicks heels** |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 12:45am |
That's better! (but you could stand straighter) |
| Cleo |
**give you the eye*** |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 1:34am |
Which eye? Don't you need both to see? |
| Cleo |
Stop it!! I'll never get to qual. & It was with both eyes,cause you got me twiching now. |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 1:58am |
Uh-oh, Cleo's eyes are twitching! I'm in deep crap now! |
| Cleo |
That's right! **Hands you a shovel to dig yourself out** |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 2:53am |
Shovel! Hell, I need a freakin' backhoe with all the twitching I'm gettin'! |
| Cleo |
**drives down the wrong side of the freeway AGAIN with the backhoe in tow** |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 3:02am |
YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED! This is a bad time for me to get killed-I've got two surveys in qual! |
| ASexyBabesToy | | (reply to Cleo) posted 16-Feb-2002 7:05am |
We are closing on Feb. 28. Not sure on the exact move in date but I believe it will be 10 days after close. We are so excited!! ASB has already got her head full of plans. We will keep you informed. Thanks for your prayers. Big (((((((HUGS)))))) to you. |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cain) posted 16-Feb-2002 5:56pm |
I love that story! |
| firefall57 | | posted 16-Feb-2002 10:37pm |
you've got to be kidding |
| gracefulkid | | posted 16-Feb-2002 11:40pm |
I would teach it to recite dirty poems, limericks, haiku's and sayings. |
| Kristal_Rose |
{dirty limerick parrot haiku}
There once was a bird
Who flew to his owner
to show him the bird
{hmm. not as easy an art as it appears. you try.} |
| Cain |
Yeah, kinda cool. The person who told me it did the parrot voice with a Paul McCartney accent which just made it even funnier. |
| snowmoon | | posted 17-Feb-2002 11:04am |
I Love You!!! |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cain) posted 17-Feb-2002 12:29pm |
I would have loved to hear it being done with the parrot voice-that must have been a laugh riot! |
| Cain |
Definitely. Makes me smile just thiknig about it. |
| darkshadowsseeker | | (reply to Cain) posted 17-Feb-2002 1:01pm |
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| Jemmy | | posted 17-Feb-2002 3:02pm |
Hi. |
| davethebrave371 | | posted 18-Feb-2002 10:07am |
"People die everyday in a third world country, and you can make a difference with as little as a few dollars, but you don't. Why?" |
| ilsam | | posted 18-Feb-2002 9:41pm |
have him say as much as he can until he pants. |
