| User | Comment |
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LindaH     |
Nothing that I know of. Maybe disorderly conduct/disturbing the peace. But that's about it. |
| anonymous |
Murder |
| mandy |
I would steal a brand new car. |
| msgman |
I'd rob the bank of England, or Fort Knox or something. Anywhere with lots of money! |
| Cain |
There's this guy I want to murder. I've come to the conclusion that if I'm not allowed to have him, then nobody is. I'm ever so slightly sensitve to rejection. |
| jkiehart |
I would steal a million billion dollars. |
Maarten  |
Steal a large amount of money. |
| Dino | | (reply to Cain) posted 4-Feb-2002 8:14am |
 remind me not to flirt with you |
jettles  |
i would spray paint some anti bush graffiti on his ranch in texas.... |
| Zang |
Loot the treasury!  |
| Cain | | (reply to Dino) posted 4-Feb-2002 9:23am |
You can flirt if you want to. I won't complain. And I promise not to murder you should you reject me. Honest. |
| Dino | | (reply to Cain) posted 4-Feb-2002 9:44am |
*give you the Dino eye-twinkle* |
| Jemmy | | posted 4-Feb-2002 10:24am |
I don't know....I'm really not the criminal sort.  I guess I'd steal a lot of money from someone like Bill gates, who has so much he would barely notice. |
| ASexyBabe | | posted 4-Feb-2002 10:29am |
I would Kill ASBT's ex wife and noone would mind |
| Oscar | | posted 4-Feb-2002 10:44am |
I would break into an animal pound and steal the animals that were about to be euthenized and I would help them be adopted. |
| Lex | | posted 4-Feb-2002 10:57am |
Not sure, but perhaps steal 10 billion dollars from Osama's bank account. |
| Lex | | (reply to Jemmy) posted 4-Feb-2002 10:58am |
Bill Gates has said that hes going to give most of his money away anyway. |
| confetti | | posted 4-Feb-2002 11:36am |
((dream-like trance))
In the freezing times of the year in San Francisco, I have this fantasy of going into JCPenney and stealing hundreds and hundreds of warm pullovers and zip-up jackets and handing them out to all the homeless men, women and kids all over town. |
| Gamera | | posted 4-Feb-2002 11:45am |
I suppose I would steal a whole bunch of government records of back-stage wheeling and dealing, nationally and internationally, and give them to several newspapers to run. Then I'd suffer the karma of stealing. |
| Galomorro | | posted 4-Feb-2002 11:47am |
Rob a bank. |
| Oscar | | (reply to confetti) posted 4-Feb-2002 12:38pm |
good crime, but it doesn't really get "freezing" in SF like it does in other cities like Chicago, Minneapolis, etc.
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| Biggles |
Nothing serious, maybe something very minor. |
| icurok |
I haven't got anything specific in mind, but whatever it was the target would be corruption at the highest level. Exposing it and destroying in one fell swoop. My crime would be a Fight Club crime. I would topple the mighty from their precious thrones. |
| heyzeus1 |
emp bombs over every large city (the kind that don't harm biological forms) |
| LindaH |
I thought of a good one. Trespassing. I would give myself private tours of places. |
| anonymous |
rape |
| Jemmy | | (reply to Lex) posted 4-Feb-2002 3:28pm |
Well then, he may as well give it to me!  |
| spidertea | | (reply to anonymous) posted 4-Feb-2002 3:30pm |
If you are serious- get counseling for your low self esteem need to dominate and humiliate someone.
Or if you were joking- rape is not funny. |
| confetti | | (reply to Oscar) posted 4-Feb-2002 5:06pm |
Ever been to SF? |
| Oscar | | (reply to confetti) posted 4-Feb-2002 5:17pm |
yes |
| btrswtbutterfly |
None... |
| confetti | | (reply to Oscar) posted 4-Feb-2002 7:28pm |
Okay. Then you should know that streets, even in what easterners might consider passably cold temperatures, aren't places for human beings to live. |
| jcorsetti |
Woa this is way too much to start with here. I have to think on this one for awhile. I guess I'd get some of my boys and pull an "Ocean's 11" down in Vegas, minus all the ice cream manness. I have connections down there, it could happen. Yea Vegas is a very beautiful place to start something. |
| ASexyBabe | | posted 4-Feb-2002 10:45pm |
I would tie shankus to a tree and change all the entries in his diary right in front of his face!!! lol lol lol |
| Dino | | (reply to jcorsetti) posted 5-Feb-2002 5:54am |
Vegas minus all the ice cream manness!  What, you wanna pull an Ocean's 11 in a desert? |
| Dino | | (reply to ASexyBabe) posted 5-Feb-2002 5:55am |
Yeah *showers you with rose petals* |
| Cain | | (reply to Dino) posted 5-Feb-2002 7:04am |
I would twinkle back but onlookers might consider it to be a murderous glint. So I'll just beam at you instead. |
| jcorsetti | | (reply to Dino) posted 5-Feb-2002 8:13am |
I was refering to all the fagotness in the movie. I don't go for a lot of that kinda bs, it needs to me smoother, just with wiseguys involved. Hell no, I wouldn't change Vegas! It the most beautiful place in the world! |
| Dino | | (reply to jcorsetti) posted 5-Feb-2002 8:26am |
As a member of the Pink Mafia I guess I should be offended but your other comments on other surveys makes me think you are not a guy to be taken seriously. Besides what straight guy wants to watch us doing the do? (Just go easy J. or I'll send the boys round ) |
| autumnlight |
I would steal loads of stuff |
| Oscar | | (reply to confetti) posted 5-Feb-2002 9:57am |
no, but a coat isn't going to help them with the danger of living on the streets there.
I guess that I don't see SF as too bad because it only gets to what?...50 degrees.
Cold to me has to be below 30 degrees.
I coat isn't going to protect them from the danger of SF streets though. |
| confetti | | (reply to Oscar) posted 5-Feb-2002 11:22am |
Oh my Lord. |
| autumnlight | | (reply to anonymous) posted 5-Feb-2002 2:27pm |
#2, not often I'm mean, but go jump off a bridge. |
| jcorsetti | | (reply to Dino) posted 5-Feb-2002 2:53pm |
What now? What are you referring to? I was high the last time I was on okay? |
| romkey |
probably only the crimes I commit now... I'd probably opt to break some laws of physics. |
| romkey | | (reply to jcorsetti) posted 5-Feb-2002 4:47pm |
oh yeah being high is always a great excuse... you're never responsible for what you do or say while you're high, are you? |
| ASexyBabesToy |
I'd steal lots of money. |
| jcorsetti | | (reply to romkey) posted 5-Feb-2002 5:05pm |
No, seriously man, I was stoned. |
| romkey | | (reply to jcorsetti) posted 5-Feb-2002 5:24pm |
I don't doubt you! |
| kaleb777 |
Bank roberry or insurance fraud of the most extreme. I hate banks and insurance companies. |
| anonymous |
Public defecation |
| mrsbbear |
That's a tough one, but perhaps I would travel to where my stepfather is,stride right in while he was home, and proceed to clean his clock for the beating and sexual abuse I receieved growing up, his controlling, manipulative nature which squashed most of my joy as an adolescent, the worse sexual abuse and mental abuse he put my sister through. I would probably beat him within inches of his life for every time he terrorized my sister who was physically smaller than I, and yet he controlled himself around me, perhaps because he knew I could really hurt him if I chose. I would beat him some more for abusing my mother, and maybe throw in a jaw-breaking elbow-crack for the sake of his son, whose life never was what it could have been if he had had a normal childhood.
I would like to fantasize about catching him in the act of knocking my sister's glasses off her face, and then avenge her by barrelling into him until I knocked him breathless against the wall, grabbing the hair on his forehead and bashing the back of his head against the wall with all my might, driving my knee into his gut, then dragging him by the hair to the floor, where I would pound his face into it and beat him senseless.
But I would probably not actually do any of that. Besides, it wouldn't make him sorry for all that he did to us. But I would like to catch him hurting my sister and fly into a rage, and terrify HIM the way he tried to terrify us, and make him feel helpless the way he made us feel. I guess just being the horrible person he is will be enough punishment for him in the fullness of time.
Yuk. |
| jcorsetti | | (reply to romkey) posted 5-Feb-2002 8:01pm |
Are you disrespectin me? Do you WANT me to fudge with you? |
| kirsty |
To sleep with my boss |
| Dino | | (reply to mrsbbear) posted 6-Feb-2002 8:47am |
Sadly horribly rarely sit and contemplate all that they did when they are on their death bed. I always hope people do. I used to get frustrated when the bad guy got shot in movies because then he couln't go to prison and think about his terrible deeds. I hope mrbear is restoring your faith in humanity! ((hug)) |
| ASexyBabe | | (reply to Dino) posted 6-Feb-2002 4:07pm |
just wondering whats up with the rose petals? |
| dab | | (reply to Gamera) posted 6-Feb-2002 7:25pm |
I've got to think that the karma for that particular theft would be pretty small. |
| Dino | | (reply to ASexyBabe) posted 7-Feb-2002 5:44am |
sometimes you come out with good statements. just wanted to praise you like I should! |
| ASexyBabe | | (reply to Dino) posted 7-Feb-2002 6:46am |
Oh I have just never heard that expression thanks |
| Lex | | (reply to mrsbbear) posted 12-Feb-2002 12:15pm |
Why not take it to the cops? Especially if any of this is still going on. |
| natsim | | posted 13-Feb-2002 1:06am |
I would like to do something like the end of Fight Club. Something that would not harm individuals, but would have a serious economic impact on big business.
Then again, some big peace action like destroying some nuclear weapons is appealing as well. |
| anonymous | | posted 15-Feb-2002 1:20pm |
rape/murder combination |
| anonymous | | posted 15-Feb-2002 6:12pm |
mass murder in a school or shopping mall. sounds like fun. |
| anonymous | | posted 17-Feb-2002 7:28am |
Fraud. I would tap the bank accounts of millions of people for a few cents each. Nobody would notice the difference. |
| anonymous | | (reply to mrsbbear) posted 18-Feb-2002 3:32pm |
You go, girl! |
| anonymous | | posted 18-Feb-2002 11:47pm |
Abduction, rape, torture, rape, rape, torture, rape, rape, & finally murder. |
| spoilt_chic | | posted 19-Feb-2002 12:17am |
Hmmmm my choice crime would involve cool whip...fruit...chocolate...and a Pearl Harbor star or two! :) lol! |
| Amanda | | posted 19-Feb-2002 1:36am |
I would probably rob an armored truck or a big bank or maybe a casino right before they made their deposit. |
| Catharsis | | (reply to kirsty) posted 19-Feb-2002 6:25am |
Why would that be a crime? |
| kirsty | | (reply to Catharsis) posted 20-Feb-2002 3:21am |
Coz i'm taken, and the boss is married, and i work with him It would be a 'crime' to me... |
| yourdream420 | | posted 20-Feb-2002 7:47am |
rob a casino and take it for all it had |
| twirly1369 | | posted 20-Feb-2002 4:41pm |
I would savagly murder some one I hate. Maybe someone famous like Rebecka Romain Stamous. They would have to deserve to die, But I would enjoy doing it. |
| RayB | | posted 21-Feb-2002 2:19pm |
Paint Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton white. |
| bowieee | | posted 21-Feb-2002 9:36pm |
Streaking I definitely would have to say a good 5 mile streak :) |
| aldoway69 | | posted 22-Feb-2002 2:26am |
he he he every one does this... |
| ilsam | | (reply to aldoway69) posted 22-Feb-2002 3:54pm |
what?
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| tuffy240 | | posted 22-Feb-2002 6:09pm |
I would sneak in the girls locker room with a camera at my high school.
Joel |
| NAUGHTYLIL69RXX | | posted 23-Feb-2002 5:17pm |
to anonymous#2......... can i be your first victim???? : ) |
| NAUGHTYLIL69RXX | | posted 23-Feb-2002 5:23pm |
i think i would take off all my cloths, run around naked for a while, then i would have sex with every tall, long haired sexy bad boy i could find...errr...............is that bad?....tee hee.i sure hope so..........XXX |
| vader | | posted 23-Feb-2002 9:35pm |
Computer hacking and stealing merchandice from the web. |
| crlymmbr | | posted 26-Feb-2002 12:20pm |
Streaking across the football field at the Super Bowl. |
| gracefulkid | | posted 27-Feb-2002 1:00pm |
I would go to the West Edmonton mall and steal a whole bunch of c.d's and clothes. |
| anonymous | | posted 28-Feb-2002 7:52am |
Kick Bill Gates ass! |
| HiLiter | | posted 28-Feb-2002 9:40am |
I would rape Bill Clinton. He is a whore with a sexy body. |
| anonymous | | posted 28-Feb-2002 9:42am |
I agree with NAUGHTYLIL69RXX!!!!!! |
| anonymous | | posted 28-Feb-2002 6:22pm |
Be a prostitute on the road! |
| anonymous |
I would probably steal everything I ever desired or rob a bank (cleanly - no weapons involved... more like a Mission Impossible or Ocean's Eleven ordeal... but this is completely hypothetically. |
| Maxell |
Fraud in which I would make millions. |
| falcon104 |
steal 1000 billion dollars |
| gracefulkid |
i changed my mind.. i would kill my friend Ray's little brother Brandin.. i hate the little bastard and i think he should die in a painful way |
| gracefulkid | | (reply to crlymmbr) posted 5-Mar-2002 6:57pm |
lol.. i would do that... i think it would be fun! |
| bunchster |
i would not commit any crime because God know i did it. |
| twiggys_bitch | | posted 7-Mar-2002 12:56am |
I'd steal millions of dollars |
| twiggys_bitch | | (reply to Dino) posted 7-Mar-2002 1:00am |
There is no ice cream manness in Vegas. i live here and im a ice cream man, and theres No ice cream manness! its sad |
| twiggys_bitch |
rape, murder, money, wow life is grand :) |
| Dino |
I am completely shocked! Are you sure? As I was saying to the other guy - vegas without ice cream manness is just a desert with maybe a tattoo parlour in the middle. |
| Dubbl | | posted 9-Mar-2002 12:18pm |
In my lifetime I would never pay my income tax. And with the gains, I would fund a drive to have "INCOME Tax" renamed appropriately. |
| campy2002 | | posted 10-Mar-2002 2:28am |
i would speed at 100 mph down an empty street |
| UnListed638 | | posted 16-Mar-2002 4:45pm |
get a chain of robbers to rob every bank in the world and bring it back to me!! |
| DeeJay |
But that isn't a crime.
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